TICK. TOCK. Time's a wasting. Only 4 more months till the year is over.
I'm still waiting for this so called "Year of the Content", Alfie. Any day now.
Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!
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TICK. TOCK. Time's a wasting. Only 4 more months till the year is over.
I'm still waiting for this so called "Year of the Content", Alfie. Any day now.
EXTRA glad.
Ha love how is post is basically him trying to make an excuse for his lack of work saying it’s all part of the longer term. Okay Alf
Ha love how is post is basically him trying to make an excuse for his lack of work saying it’s all part of the longer term. Okay Alf
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When I first saw the pic with the text on his face, I thought his ringworm had got worse 
For goodness sake just no words. Get yourself sorted Alfie ...its long overdue. Spouting so called inspirational quotes and of course monetising them as merch to your gullible young followers such an aspirational lifestyle NOT!!!. Now some of your "boys" are calling you out - albeit "jokingly" in their vlogs. Oh and while I am here pseudo gang speak from rappers in the US (of whom few were/are real hard asses) dos not sit well or believably with white middle class "boys" from Brighton who would run a mile from any real gangland situation where many if not most conform as they see no escape and to leave or fail means the ultimate exit..... licherally, no tit. They buy into a gang because either they were forced, its a family or for protection. Not for a pose. Certainly not to spend their days buying useless tit. or striking an insta for the gram don't you know.
He's about as inspirational as a rainy Monday in January
Remember when he said that he wouldn’t be promoting much of the futureself merch cos it’s not merch. HA. HA. HA. HA.
"Year of content" He's managed 50 vids over both his channels and Zoe has managed 10.
Would you trust someone with a face as gormless as this
Looks like he’s just been caught looking at pictures of Mark Ferris or “the boizz” on his phone.
For fucks sake! What a bleep!He. Is. A. Joke.
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Alfie: Guys, guys! I have this super sick, super savage reusable straw. Got to send it to save the planet.
Also Alfie: Gets taxi home with his bicycle because he is too lazy to ride it home.
Absolute tool.He. Is. A. Joke.
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Thought he was super fit and savage after the 90 day challenge and kayaking for days.
IDIOT!
Oh but look at his tired little exhausted face though. Poor little AlfieFor fucks sake! What a bleep!
Alfie: Guys, guys! I have this super sick, super savage reusable straw. Got to send it to save the planet.
Also Alfie: Gets taxi home with his bicycle because he is too lazy to ride it home.
. His mummy will have called the taxi for him because she doesn't want her baby boy overdoing it. That's actual sweat on his brow you know
He has the gloves and everything, savageOh but look at his tired little exhausted face though. Poor little Alfie
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He means business with those gloves on you know
As long as I don’t have to see him in tight Lycra so we can see how little he is packing and not bulging away.
That is something I don’t need to see.Oh I always assumed he didn’t have a cockAs long as I don’t have to see him in tight Lycra so we can see how little he is packing and not bulging away.
Don't worry, the lycra won't be tight on him, he's not got enough muscles on his legs to hold him up let alone fill some lycra shorts. As for any bulgeAs long as I don’t have to see him in tight Lycra so we can see how little he is packing and not bulging away.
. I'm trying not to think about thatWell, apart from the metaphorical one he looks like.
He certainly doesn’t exude big dick energy, he doesn’t even have normal dick energy, definitely a teeny weenie shrimp.
I hope Zoe's ready to give him a good massage when he gets home
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