Omg he actually does think he is a model. It’s sickening and hurts my eyes.Who even takes let alone posts pictures like thatif I asked my mates to take pictures like that of me I’d be laughed at! He thinks he’s so edgy and fancies himself thinking he’s a model
"They say if I stare at my nose long enough, I'll get crossed eye.. wonder if they'll stay that way"
Best caption wins what, the jumper? Does anyone want it?View attachment 27255
He’s probably looking at a donut in a shop window display.
My caption for anything to do with Alfie on twitter.
“Oh fuck right off”
'Guys I have just discovered something licherally sick and super exciting. When I looked in the mirror at my savage hoodie the words and letters were licherally completely different. They didn't say Futures Elf AT ALL. Guys I'm thinking it might be a secret code or something. Should I make a new conspiracy vid about it?'View attachment 27255
He’s probably looking at a donut in a shop window display.
My caption for anything to do with Alfie on twitter.
“Oh fuck right off”
Wow I totally forgot about this guy. Where did he go? He seemed more palatable than the Steves and seans. ...or maybe I'm just looking back with rose tinted glasses.What happened to his bestie Chai? Seems he's a full-time Twitch streamer now but doesn't look like he's one of the boyz these days?
I'm more disturbed that you seem to be living in my head and not paying me rent [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] We really are the same bitch but Forreal BBHMM@GossWhore i came here to post this [emoji1787][emoji1787]
I don’t know if I’m more disturbed by the fact that this is the most romantic picture I’ve seen on Alfie grid in a long time,
Or by Zoe’s hand reaching up from the floor trying to break up this special moment. [emoji849]
I assume she’s in the dog bed and isn’t allowed on the furniture.
Did zoella take this photo..if so, i assume she raised her right hand in the air for this awkward ass pictureOm Alfie post they were speculating. Last comment however, is my favourite [emoji23]
And running... “feel like I’m home” fuck off and go play on your halfpipe or use that massive pogo stick you boughtMotorbikes now
First time I’ve felt home in 9 years...... and him going “you don’t get to see your friends everyday” errr yes you do, you’ve hired the majority of themMotorbikes now
And running... “feel like I’m home” fuck off and go play on your halfpipe or use that massive pogo stick you bought
Omg I know!!!!First time I’ve felt home in 9 years...... and him going “you don’t get to see your friends everyday” errr yes you do, you’ve hired the majority of them
He did four lots of 100m sprints over a fairly big space of time... ten minute breaks in between and was totally wiped out. It was all the water he’d drunk.He couldn’t even keep up with Zoe’s running.. he was massively out of breath but now he claims to be some amazing runner? Ok Alfie, ok.
If you mentioned Alfred to Logan he’d probably be like who???Talks pure shit! Logan would wipe the floor with him.
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