Who was it that coined the term "dementors hoover"? was that here or GG? thanks for cracking me up tonight again by bringing up Poppy's knack for killing all joy, I really needed it!!Poppy could probably suck the joy out of anything and anyone, I can’t stand her constant whining when she appears in Zalfie vlogs.
Pathetic, it's the content thats the issue but people like him and Louise just can't accept it. It's algorithm based now, not 2014 anymore. They had it easy back then but instead see it as being hard done by now.He’s honestly such a fucking twat. He’s looking for any excuse as to why his views have dropped dramatically,despite proclaiming several times that he doesn’t care about numbers and pointing the finger at literally anything and anyone else but himself.
It looks so dated, hard to believe it was only 2014.The The Crew thing was the most awkward, cringey, terrible thing ever. I’d forgotten all about that until you posted that.
was this the thing that they shot in America,if so then i think I vaguely remember itIt looks so dated, hard to believe it was only 2014.
The opening title doesn't even make sense "4 guys explore all things girl, the crew".
Seshing? Is he trying to make that a word?Trying to make himself relevant via Tom syndicate now. Who by the way is just as annoying as Alfie but in a completely different way
Thought Alfie was sooopppper busy
Will be his next line of merch.Seshing? Is he trying to make that a word?
Let's hope he's dragged accordingly like the Grauniad didI don’t know if it’s been mentioned before but Alfie popped up on my tv last night in an advert about documentaries,it was a blink and you’ll miss it moment but surely that means he’s involved in a documentary or there’s one about vloggers/youtube coming up?
It sounds like they're all desperate to get together and suck each other offTrying to make himself relevant via Tom syndicate now. Who by the way is just as annoying as Alfie but in a completely different way
Thought Alfie was sooopppper busy
I think this is one of the things that infuriates me the most about them,they literally have all the money in the world,flexible ‘jobs’ and yet do nothing like literally fuck all.Like i’d kill to have the opportunities that they do.
Thank you
- Starts by showing his G7X broken and he's using Zoes ---- "My camera is more broken now, and I've been holding off buying a new one, but I need to know" --- why is trying soo hard to be relatable? Like he isn't a millionaire, who will just sign this off as a business expense? Alfie, you are putting a goddamn skating halfpipe in your garden for shits & giggles, you can easily afford a new camera
- He made new custom vans --- was it just me who had to check the video description that it wasn't a #AD (it wasn't) -- but you know how shady he be
- The shoes he made look like a 11 year old trynna be cool by adding a flame [he wants subs to design a pair he will wear too, I thought he would let his subs design a pair he would GIVE to them but nahh)
- Banging on about the "launch" of "FUTURES ELF" [Next thread please lol]
- He went to Nandos with Zoe, Dave and Morgan who had just come back from Bali AND Japan (how much is Alfie paying Morgan??)
- Alfie filming even more mundane footage "Dave has never had Nandos hummus"
- In Nandos they played that card game - "Golf" [can they not hold a fcking convo without cards]
- They went to a sports store and Zoe tried rinsing Alfie "I don't buy shit and never use it". Alfie answered with "I bought a tent, used it twice and still have it all folded up in the basement"
- Zoe filmed Alfie in the coffee shop, he spotted someone dropped their hat and the barista ran after the person to give it back [I only noted this as he could of edited that out, but I guess he wanted to look like the "good guy"]
- OMG ZOES HAIR LOOKS SOOOOO BADDDDD --- I had to say
- "Today has been so productive. We both worked a lot through Easter and didn't have much time off. We had a video shoot on Saturday and another on Monday" -- they legit do the bare minimum and give each-other hi5s
- Zoe moaning "I haven't been vlogging because I have been loving instastory"
- Kitchen chats were Alfie and Zoe basically moaning they can't do more than 1 thing at once and hating Youtube.
- Alfie: "Like I can't be doing YT videos, learning the piano, rock-climbing"
- Zoe "Instastories feels like what Youtube use to be, Instastories get more views more than my Youtube videos...I don't feel I fit on YT anymore. Insta has a lovely community. YT is just CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT"
- LOL at Alfie saying "kick negative people out of your life" -- Zalfie should kick each other out
Honestly don’t know how you managed to watch all the video, I gave up.
- Starts by showing his G7X broken and he's using Zoes ---- "My camera is more broken now, and I've been holding off buying a new one, but I need to know" --- why is trying soo hard to be relatable? Like he isn't a millionaire, who will just sign this off as a business expense? Alfie, you are putting a goddamn skating halfpipe in your garden for shits & giggles, you can easily afford a new camera
- He made new custom vans --- was it just me who had to check the video description that it wasn't a #AD (it wasn't) -- but you know how shady he be
- The shoes he made look like a 11 year old trynna be cool by adding a flame [he wants subs to design a pair he will wear too, I thought he would let his subs design a pair he would GIVE to them but nahh)
- Banging on about the "launch" of "FUTURES ELF" [Next thread please lol]
- He went to Nandos with Zoe, Dave and Morgan who had just come back from Bali AND Japan (how much is Alfie paying Morgan??)
- Alfie filming even more mundane footage "Dave has never had Nandos hummus"
- In Nandos they played that card game - "Golf" [can they not hold a fcking convo without cards]
- They went to a sports store and Zoe tried rinsing Alfie "I don't buy shit and never use it". Alfie answered with "I bought a tent, used it twice and still have it all folded up in the basement"
- Zoe filmed Alfie in the coffee shop, he spotted someone dropped their hat and the barista ran after the person to give it back [I only noted this as he could of edited that out, but I guess he wanted to look like the "good guy"]
- OMG ZOES HAIR LOOKS SOOOOO BADDDDD --- I had to say
- "Today has been so productive. We both worked a lot through Easter and didn't have much time off. We had a video shoot on Saturday and another on Monday" -- they legit do the bare minimum and give each-other hi5s
- Zoe moaning "I haven't been vlogging because I have been loving instastory"
- Kitchen chats were Alfie and Zoe basically moaning they can't do more than 1 thing at once and hating Youtube.
- Alfie: "Like I can't be doing YT videos, learning the piano, rock-climbing"
- Zoe "Instastories feels like what Youtube use to be, Instastories get more views more than my Youtube videos...I don't feel I fit on YT anymore. Insta has a lovely community. YT is just CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT"
- LOL at Alfie saying "kick negative people out of your life" -- Zalfie should kick each other out
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