StephenTJackson
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This has never applied to anyone more than it applies to Alfie!
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This has never applied to anyone more than it applies to Alfie!
mayjaymay5
Member
Just saw this on Insta and thought it summed up Alfie well
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Youtubegossip
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... and his gf is about to go
StephenTJackson
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I couldn’t resist.
historygeek
Member
He completely mugged him off ???
Youtubegossip
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I thought he left management to be his own manager? Isn’t A to Z rendered pointless (excuse the pun) if he has a management agency?
He’s so thick. He needs a business advisor
StephenTJackson
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Just reading it again. Couple of things to say. It just gets better every time I read it.
“who loves making things happen”
He has never made anything happen in his life, he just rides on the coattails of everybody else.
“I’ve met some of their lovely friends, their dog Nala, a black pug (no lovely for you, Nala, I’m afraid), and the lovely orange Aga in the kitchen of their lovely home”
He calls the dog and the never used Aga their friends. ??? No real friends to call upon.
“Nala is snuffling around under the table, hoovering up dropped shards of mini-poppadoms. She does well out of this, judging by her girth, if I’m allowed to say that of a pug.”
This is just evidence of how poorly they treat their animals, we knew the guinea pig was neglected to death, but they also treat Nala really poorly as well. We know she doesn’t get proper walks, doesn’t get to go out for a wee at night, and the overfeed it as well, they are always giving it treats for no real reason. Which is also really cruel, making a dog which struggles to breathe at the best of times because it is so genetically inbred, letting it get overweight will only make this worse for the poor creature. Has anybody contacted the RSPCA yet? They love prosecuting people who neglect animals.
“who loves making things happen”
He has never made anything happen in his life, he just rides on the coattails of everybody else.
“I’ve met some of their lovely friends, their dog Nala, a black pug (no lovely for you, Nala, I’m afraid), and the lovely orange Aga in the kitchen of their lovely home”
He calls the dog and the never used Aga their friends. ??? No real friends to call upon.
“Nala is snuffling around under the table, hoovering up dropped shards of mini-poppadoms. She does well out of this, judging by her girth, if I’m allowed to say that of a pug.”
This is just evidence of how poorly they treat their animals, we knew the guinea pig was neglected to death, but they also treat Nala really poorly as well. We know she doesn’t get proper walks, doesn’t get to go out for a wee at night, and the overfeed it as well, they are always giving it treats for no real reason. Which is also really cruel, making a dog which struggles to breathe at the best of times because it is so genetically inbred, letting it get overweight will only make this worse for the poor creature. Has anybody contacted the RSPCA yet? They love prosecuting people who neglect animals.
blurstoftimes
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I live in Brighton and I have seen him a couple of times and the temptation is HUGE. He looks just as dumb and mentally challenged in real life.
Youtubegossip
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Still being a sneaky little shit I see
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Youtubegossip
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Steve annoys me. Not sure why, think he just seems very arrogant and loves himself
At least half of his content these days is going out for a meal or eating a takeaway.
Then talks about how this year is going to be the year of content, hilariously ignorant that we're in March already and he's produced zip.
Him trending on Twitter with the 1975 is everything. Attached the awkward video of the gurning dentures and not knowing any of the words.
It's totally an advert for a charity as he got all the right hashtags on, he doesn't even follow them. There's no way he paid for his ticket and quite possibly got paid a fee, but no ad or gifted on Instagram or Twitter!
It's totally an advert for a charity as he got all the right hashtags on, he doesn't even follow them. There's no way he paid for his ticket and quite possibly got paid a fee, but no ad or gifted on Instagram or Twitter!
The time it takes them to drive to a place, park the car, sit down and go over the menu, and wait for their food, the could have already prepared a beautiful 3 course meal at home with proper nutrients and comfort. Wait... it’s Zalfie... aka: Lazy
Ain’t nothing wrong with going out to eat, but maybe like once or twice a month. When it is everyday! they waste SO much money on just eating out alone!
Ain’t nothing wrong with going out to eat, but maybe like once or twice a month. When it is everyday! they waste SO much money on just eating out alone!
Practically Perfect
Chatty Member
Well he's just David Brent with a touch of Ralph Wiggum isn't he.
Cringey cringe cringe
Cringey cringe cringe
StephenTJackson
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He wouldn’t be travelling, he’s more of a home bird than Zoe. I’m sure somebody previously posted about him saying recently that he wouldn’t travel the world and stuff if he wasn’t with Zoe, he would just stay around Brighton with his family. Which is fine, nothing wrong with being a home bird, he should just stop pretending that he is Louis Cole and wanting to “live the adventure”.
And drove with his land rover into Brighton easily around £5 alone in fuel and parked in their private car park spot.
He had no desire to actually work for a meal or get a couple of quid. Should have been knocking on cafe doors offering his services or something rather than just blagging freebies for nothing.
ha I forgot about that. Mr I don't care about the numbers doesn't use his light up sign to show the falling subs ?