Im sure we’ll be blessed with him calling her “liddle one” when she’s born and appears in every thumbnailPeleton are in trouble for accidentally killing/almost killing people with some equipment. There's the excuse for the peleton being forgotten about. I find it really annoying the way they both go on about their DAUGHTER rather that the baby. I can't think of anyone who is having a baby and starts calling it their son/daughter from like 8 weeks pregnant. It's always the baby or little girl or little boy or baby girl. He loves a lickle too, it's a missed opportunity.
The mistake hes made is thinking Zoe will be the mum NOPE you will be the one feeding the baby, changing it, running around like a headless chicken.Peleton are in trouble for accidentally killing/almost killing people with some equipment. There's the excuse for the peleton being forgotten about. I find it really annoying the way they both go on about their DAUGHTER rather that the baby. I can't think of anyone who is having a baby and starts calling it their son/daughter from like 8 weeks pregnant. It's always the baby or little girl or little boy or baby girl. He loves a lickle too, it's a missed opportunity.
You’re giving Alfie a year before he gets bored of the baby? That’s generousguarantee as soon as the kids born there will be no videos for at least a year from either of them. because their job is so hard
I give him 48 hours, because his wank bank of Dianne will need updated!!You’re giving Alfie a year before he gets bored of the baby? That’s generous
The cringe when he was like:i know i'm late and everyone's already said this but i just watched a bit of *his* first trimester vid - WHO THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO FOR !!!!!! i truly don't understand the target audience and everything he said was either common sense (no need for extravagant pregnancy reveals. no shit, alfdi) or boring ass ramblings. also felt that it was kinda mean that he basically aired that sex wasn't fun while they were trying to get pregnant, something he should've edited out out of respect for their relationship
and bet he was nervous to tell joe and dianne they were expecting since it seals the fact that he defs has no chance w her now. no more accidental footsies for him
eta: they gave his parents her used pregnancy test ???????????????????????
The sex part was like her was trying to give advice to men his age. But I highly doubt that demographic are watching him. It also put unwanted images in my headI really hated his smug, know-it-all face in the video. I agree with the posts above, the sEx part was so totally unnecessary & it wasn't like he was giving useful information anyway he could've very well cut it out.
You're a legend for clicking on thatA little late here but I just skimmed his first trimester video and oh boy is there a lot to unpack:
I cannot wait to see this train wreck commence. Feel terrible for the baby but at least it'll be able to call the inevitable nanny, mum!
- "I've never seen a video like this from the partner's perspective" Yeah that's because litcherally no one cares. You aren't doing anything...how narcissistic can you be? This is about on the same level as the 1 pound video in terms of having -1000 awareness.
- He sounds like he's talking to 12 year olds when mentioning sex..."it's not like in the moviezzz guyzzzz!!!!"
- So....did he finish in Zoe 3 times? Is that what the terrible baseball analogy was supposed to be? This analogy just confirmed they never had sex until they wanted to get pregnant
- "wHaT dO yOu Do WhEn YoU'rE PrEgNaNt??! Do I CaLl mY mUm???"
- He talks like Scamella is the first woman to ever be pregnant
- Oh thank GOD I don't have to throw an extravagant pregnancy announcement. I thought that was a requirement or the baby wouldn't pop out. Thanks for clearing that up Alfistotle! SO wise and smart!
- "I'm so famous...I've done chats in front of 17,000 people"
- Couldn't take it anymore and clicked off the video
You're amazing! I'm dying with laughter reading these!A little late here but I just skimmed his first trimester video and oh boy is there a lot to unpack:
I cannot wait to see this train wreck commence. Feel terrible for the baby but at least it'll be able to call the inevitable nanny, mum!
- "I've never seen a video like this from the partner's perspective" Yeah that's because litcherally no one cares. You aren't doing anything...how narcissistic can you be? This is about on the same level as the 1 pound video in terms of having -1000 awareness.
- He sounds like he's talking to 12 year olds when mentioning sex..."it's not like in the moviezzz guyzzzz!!!!"
- So....did he finish in Zoe 3 times? Is that what the terrible baseball analogy was supposed to be? This analogy just confirmed they never had sex until they wanted to get pregnant
- "wHaT dO yOu Do WhEn YoU'rE PrEgNaNt??! Do I CaLl mY mUm???"
- He talks like Scamella is the first woman to ever be pregnant
- Oh thank GOD I don't have to throw an extravagant pregnancy announcement. I thought that was a requirement or the baby wouldn't pop out. Thanks for clearing that up Alfistotle! SO wise and smart!
- "I'm so famous...I've done chats in front of 17,000 people"
- Couldn't take it anymore and clicked off the video
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