Why is he making such a deal about social distancing from work colleagues but is basically shagging Stevieeeeee boiiiii and Seaannnnnyyyyy boiiiii on the beach every bleeping day?
Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!
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Alfie deyes #11 the secrets out you're a has been, sickkkk!
Aldie Deyes: watch as he brays, onto another phase, two meals? Always.
Alfie Deyes: Knock Knock.
Zoe: Who’s there?
Alfie: The interrupting horse.
Zoe: The interrupting horse wh....
Alfie:
Zoe: Who’s there?
Alfie: The interrupting horse.
Zoe: The interrupting horse wh....
Alfie:
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Alfie Deyes #11: Doesn’t Need To Dress And Act Like A Future Creepy Uncle. But Does Anyway.
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
idk I just find it strange he put girlfriend1) Bollocks is he asleep.View attachment 357558
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
2) So hygienic having leaky Nala in the bed. Hope they’ve washed that duvet cover since she exploded all over it this week.
Can we have Alfie Deyes aka Alfie Neighs in there somewhere
Everything about this post has annoyed me. the stupid and blatantly posed face he has, the stupid dog and the fact he put “my girlfriend took these” wtf? Just duck off AlfieView attachment 357558
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
Nala back to the vets with ringworm.
Someone should report him to the RSPCA for beastality. Poor Nala, Alfie you dirty pig.View attachment 357558
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
Oh my gosh when is he receiving his award for managing to live with his deadly throat condition? His daily struggle is absolutely inspiring!
There isn’t a duvet cover on which is even more disgusting.
This pic is perfect for a caption competition. Nala has her eyes open and is thinking, what the fk did he just do to me .View attachment 357558
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
Why does Nala look like a hostage trying to signal help me with her eyes?View attachment 357558
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
I know. A true survivor. He can only eat 3 Liddell breakfasts and drink a gallon of coffee a day until he gets indigestion.Oh my gosh when is he receiving his award for managing to live with his deadly throat condition? His daily struggle is absolutely inspiring!
The radio silence from all of them over Christmas could mean they’ve done their allocated work for the year, or have been getting tit for their non-compliant gazebo...or got engaged? 
dream on Zoe.
Either way we’ll get a series of deep and meaningful insta stories about how he wanted private time with his family (to break the rules) and thinks it’s important to switch off from social media.
Just weird that they’ve all done it when they usually need to show the world EVERYTHING
dream on Zoe.Either way we’ll get a series of deep and meaningful insta stories about how he wanted private time with his family (to break the rules) and thinks it’s important to switch off from social media.
Just weird that they’ve all done it when they usually need to show the world EVERYTHING
Nah I bet they’re not posting because they’ve had a house full and don’t want to be seen breaking the rules. If they do the usual Xmas, they’re in trouble because they’ll have had 3 households together.The radio silence from all of them over Christmas could mean they’ve done their allocated work for the year, or have been getting tit for their non-compliant gazebo...or got engaged?
Either way we’ll get a series of deep and meaningful insta stories about how he wanted private time with his family (to break the rules) and thinks it’s important to switch off from social media.
Just weird that they’ve all done it when they usually need to show the world EVERYTHING
I love how much he’s straining his neck so he looks at his best while asleep that’s such a talentView attachment 357558
Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos?
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