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It's so annoying how he's managed to make it about himself, like "look how good of a friend I am by not leaking it". No Alfie, that's called being a decent person
Yes middle class white men tell us more about your
The Secrets Out... now podcast"Youtuber and Author"
Love this so much because I wasn’t going to give the clip my time.Happy 27 Birthday Alfie
Never thought your idiot self would make it
Yes middle class white men tell us more about your
P E R S P E C T I V E
The Secrets Out... now podcast
The 6 minute trailer
- Alfie "celebrities talking about the most shocking real life secrets" ok hun
-Ohhh someone said "shit"
- Omg a naked twerk
- KSI voice is very distinct, get dem views Tory Deyes
- "It was in my hand"
- Zoe: "My mums seem my period hole"
- He said he made a website (he didn't), he bought TheSecretsOut.club - he didn't get .com or .UK because they were taken (like he couldn't afford it), he made a studio set (one he barely used) and "fast forward a year on we have a podcast"does he not see how much of a failure he is
- Made a whhooolee ass set to go "fck it, podcast?" -- I hope it doesn't even get top 20
- He is soooooo smug "I don't know how I've managed to get the guests I've got" -- one is your gf..take a seat
- Alfie "These secrets are FULL ON, they are HEAVY"
Some secrets:
- "I started a job at uni, lied I had a child so I didn't have too work weekends. And apparently they regularly ask about the child"
- "Gave a bj to my boyfriend with parents in car. They never found out"
- "Girl apparently made a mould of ex boyfriend dick as a dildo, new bf uses it on her"
Yawn
He really doesn't have a face for TV or a voice for Radio
What kinda Toryttoo is this?
Learning how to be sick at show jumping and being the best horse at the county fayreCan't believe he's 27.....what's he been doing with his life?
When I first saw the picture I thought they were Joe Sugg and Tanya BurrThe new tracksuit, no way that took seven months. It’s almost like that was bullshit and it’s another rip off...
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along with the guitar and whatever else.. forgottenWhere the fuck is this veg patch?
The new tracksuit, no way that took seven months. It’s almost like that was bullshit and it’s another rip off...
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What do you expect he's an expert in living off other people's ideasHis new podcast it at the top of the charts... because it’s a 5 minute trailer. That and the fact that it’s a shameless rip off of one of Shagged Married Annoyed’s segments.
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