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She obvs knows how private he is and she clearly called the paps💀.
Simply horrific. So off his ‘brand’ to be in the desperados side bar of shame with the Beckhams, Love Island contestants, EmRatz and all the other narcissists who call the paps regularly.
 
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The simplest explanation is that Louise wanted to be papped with him but word on the street (hardcore AM gossips) is that Alex either called them or was up for it.

that hotel is somewhere celebs go to be papped and those paparazzi (backgrid) are known as an agency called by celebs.

I thought it was unlikely that he OK-d this but when you look at the pictures it does look like he knows they’re there and is reluctantly allowing them to photograph him. Over the years there havent been many paparazzi pictures of Alex of this nature so he knows how to avoid them. Id say it might just be that he DGAF but the fact they were taken down after people roasted them says otherwise.

Louise’s luxury lifestyle is entirely funded by him. She’s been with him for five years - she rarely if ever posts pictures of him online despite starting off as a mega fan so she obviously understands he doesn’t want to be photographed in everyday life. What I’m getting at is, why would she risk this now after all these years?

The only thing I can think of that may have convinced Alex to allow this was the fact his reputation has taken a bit of a beating recently. He’s been criticised for taking himself too seriously and being obnoxiously mysterious. So maybe he’d allow it if he thought it would help him come across more grounded/happy to be seen behaving like a mere (albeit wealthy) mortal, looking grubby & “loved up” on holiday? Idk.
 
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Honestly, I have a hard time believing that Alex was up for this. I have an even harder time believing that he called the paps! The guy has been in the spotlight for twenty years, and in all that time he has remained private. This seems so off-brand for him. So we're meant to believe that he was OK with this, but then on quickly realising the absolute cringe of it all, had the article pulled the very next day. I don't know about that. I will say my only surprise at seeing those pics was that it took Louise so long to pull something like this!

I'm also pretty sure that she'd have Alex plastered all over her IG if he gave her the go ahead - which he obviously hasn't.

@greenvelvet Did these 'hardcore AM gossips' have anything to say about the comment that Alex is planning on releasing music with Louise and that's why she set this up?

I really do think that if Alex was in on it, then the article wouldn't have been pulled. I guess a lot of those comments were pretty bad though!
 
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that hotel is somewhere celebs go to be papped and those paparazzi (backgrid) are known as an agency called by celebs.
playing devil's advocate but is it possible the paps could've already been at the hotel photographing someone else when they recognised him & saw the opportunity?

either way i'd be so embarrassed if my man had an article about us taken down 😭
 
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I remember reading a blind item that AT hates his body. So if that’s true can’t imagine him calling pap pics. Think it’s more likely she did and he went along with it but didn’t realise how obviously staged and cringe they would be
 
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I can’t imagine he hates his body. He carries himself as a very confident, Parisian, elegant rock-star.
He dresses really well and knows that he has bags of charisma.
I think it’s as simple as a waiter tipping off the press.
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I can’t imagine he hates his body. He carries himself as a very confident, Parisian, elegant rock-star.
He dresses really well and knows that he has bags of charisma.
I think it’s as simple as a waiter tipping off the press.
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I can’t imagine he hates his body. He carries himself as a very confident, Parisian, elegant rock-star.
He dresses really well and knows that he has bags of charisma.
I think it’s as simple as a waiter tipping off the press.
 
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Honestly idk. The account it comes from is Alexstorm on Tumblr. There’s a lot to wade thru tbh but the amount of tit they know about him insane. They might have commented on the rumour about Louise and Alex making music together but I didn’t get that far.

The thing with the waiter tipping off the press though is - if all those pictures from that hotel are a result of a waiter tipping off the press, why would a celebrity go there? I guess it’s possible they were there photographing someone else tho.
 
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Seriously doubt Alex is releasing music with Louise, he doesn’t even publicly acknowledge directing her music videos
 
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The one true fact in that ‘episode’ is that the rap money did not pay for the Prada mules ..
 
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I thought she was quitting social media?? It's literally like a circle with her which consists of

-LOOK AT ME IM BACK
-Reminder to everyone I'm Matt's girlfriend
-Look at my best friend (who happens to be Louise)
-I'm so happy look at all my friends I have
-Reminder again incase you forgot...Matt's my boyfriend
-Amelia too, don't forget I'm BFFs with Amelia
-Look at the hate I get for being Matt's girlfriend
- Matt helders btw...that's my bf incase you forgot
-louise again and some speech how much I love her and she's perfect
-oh no this hate is too much and I'm quitting social media forever because everyone is horrible to me cos I'm Matt's girlfriend.
- exit picture of her and Matt, just so you don't forget it.

Like girl, just post your pics. If you're that bothered you turn the comments off.
 
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Honestly that outfit and hair is like an Alexa fancy dress costume. How embarrassing.
 
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I thought she was quitting social media?? It's literally like a circle with her which consists of

-LOOK AT ME IM BACK
-Reminder to everyone I'm Matt's girlfriend
-Look at my best friend (who happens to be Louise)
-I'm so happy look at all my friends I have
-Reminder again incase you forgot...Matt's my boyfriend
-Amelia too, don't forget I'm BFFs with Amelia
-Look at the hate I get for being Matt's girlfriend
- Matt helders btw...that's my bf incase you forgot
-louise again and some speech how much I love her and she's perfect
-oh no this hate is too much and I'm quitting social media forever because everyone is horrible to me cos I'm Matt's girlfriend.
- exit picture of her and Matt, just so you don't forget it.

Like girl, just post your pics. If you're that bothered you turn the comments off.
lmao they’re married now apparently, I’m actually shocked amanda hasn’t been more insufferable about it
 
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