no she didn’t put “have a shower and eat breakfast” on her to do list. Oh Alex I’m cringing so badly. That’s what my 10 year old daughter puts on her lists.
Alex Simpson #2 She’s sold her house, but keeping quiet as a mouse
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i can imagine she writes a diary like a 10 year old would too.Today i had my breakfast,kiecooks poached eggs and some ham.Then i played with my dog winston and took selfies .Then i had a bath and tried on all my clothes.Later on my mam had cleaned my bedroom and moved my furniture around ,it looks lush.I had to put all my ironing away she did too,SO tiring! Then dad me tea and i went to bed.The end .
bet she had *scrub fake tan off* on it aswell ffs
Has she considered that no one cares about watching an overprivileged boring unemployed woman curling her hair and wearing fancy dresses 
She always complains about this. Maybe just no one is interested anymore. Nothing like being sensitive to the fact that pretty much everyone except the mega privileged is skint at the moment, eh!
She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61)
Why couldn’t she go to Pilates on her own? You know, like a normal adult.
Why couldn’t she go to Pilates on her own? You know, like a normal adult.
She couldnt cope with a baby … she can’t go to the gym alone
no blue cheese and no wine …. Is that hint hint ?
if she does have a baby Will Auds (61?) come round every morning to look after it ?!
if she does have a baby Will Auds (61?) come round every morning to look after it ?!
There is no chemistry between these 2, I doubt they made a baby I don’t think she’ll ever have kids, she literally can’t even leave the house on her own or cook a meal at the age of 30, it’s mad
I don’t think she’ll ever have kids, she literally can’t even leave the house on her own or cook a meal at the age of 30, it’s madShe’s so new money it’s actually painful.
Back on the Prosecco…
At the Impeccable Pig
honestly it must be nice going out for meals several times a week but not to the same place
The impeccable pig is overrated, food is proper mediocreAt the Impeccable Pig
honestly it must be nice going out for meals several times a week but not to the same place
im trying to remember the last time i went out for a mealAt the Impeccable Pig
honestly it must be nice going out for meals several times a week but not to the same place
it might have been April and i didnt even pay for it .I couldnt be arsed going out for meals as much as her and we are the same age but i guess she has no kids and no job so probably has the energyAlex (31)There is no chemistry between these 2, I doubt they made a baby
I can remember when it was the Hope Inn. The best pub in the villageThe impeccable pig is overrated, food is proper mediocre
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