Adverts you hate

[antisocialmedia]

M&ms "Steve's home EARLY"

 

[WilmaHun]

The Nice n Easy Stacey Dooley one. Nothing wrong with the advert itself, she just gets on my tits.

 

[Pinkblush]

All those stupid ads showing smiley women with shiny hair and perfect make up furiously working out/running/cycling etc then opening a fridge and swigging from a bottle then she throws a load of rabbit food in a wok.
Why can't asda show a woman in a stained dressing gown looking tired making a bacon sandwich with a baby screaming in the background.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

The Valentino perfume advert with Lady Gaga

I. Hate. How. She. Sings. Every. Word. As. Though. It. Is. It’s. Own. Sentence.

Sing. It. Properly. Lady. Gaga. Rather. Than. Taking. A. Breath. Between. Each. Word

 

[Rockin' Robin]

I really loathe the adverts with phillip Schofield, pretending to be a contortionist. Really stupid dialouge, and about as funny as piles.

 

[bunnyboo]

The fairy non-bio tablets advert with Vogue Williams... she is insufferable

 

[emm]

the cadbury's ad where a little girl wanrs to buy chocolate for her mum in a corner shop and pays in a plastic button I would be concerend if my child was able to go into a shop alone yet not understand money, not cute just stupid

 

[Shestheman22]

Oh the one for Always panties or whatever they are where she says ‘now I feel pretty and protected’ but she says it like ‘protacted’

 

[Hello Kitty]

That stupid Frylight advert with the family sitting at the table

Mcdonalds adverts as the mans voice gets on my nerves

Jet2 as it plays that awful Jess Glynne song

Microsoft teams, although I haven't seen that in a few weeks

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Verisure alarm systems
‘The neighbours got broken into last night!’
‘really? How?’ Well if I took a wild guess I’d say they came in without asking

yes! And the fact the first thing they respond with is “it could be us next!”
no mention of “oh how awful, how are they?” or anything. Callous bastards!

 

[lannx]

Xmas songs past Dec 25th is a no!

 

[misslaurennightingale@yah]

I think it's a sanitary towel advert but it says something like "some people think being a woman means being delicate and fragile..." Er, its 2020 not 1953. Who thinks that?

 

[StephenTJackson]

that stupid one for craft gin with Phillip Schofield, I can 100% imagine he would act like that in real life talking about himself

The latest batch of We Buy Any Car adverts with him as well. The ones where "Phillip" is doing gymnastics or that head stand one.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

I think they’re for Tui but I can’t stand those ads that use the Jess Glynne song ‘Hold my Hand’. They’re usually really loud and all of a sudden you’ll get ‘DARLIN’ HOLD MY HAND’ blasted at you, sung by someone who sounds just like one of those screaming goats you see in YouTube videos.

Its Jet2. I’ve never been on a Jet2 flight but apparently that song gets played when you are on/getting on the plane as well so there is no escaping it

 

[Hello Kitty]

I hate the lockdown Nationwide adverts with a passion! The one where the couple are describing their shitty upcoming wedding in particular as the woman seems so smug.

Hate all of the nationwide adverts. I can't stand the one with the woman who is talking about her work trousers not fitting and how she misses her mum and asking how everyone is, as everyone means it at the moment . Shut up!

 

[Shestheman22]

The danni Dyer perf with surf!!!! Cringe

I still can’t decide whether it’s meant to be awkward and cringy or not, that manic look on her face is scary.

 

[ChampagneBox]

Another one…this stupid Climate Pledge advert, with the obnoxious kids saying ‘what’s it going to take for you to DO something?’ Little brats

 

[UnderThePalmTree]

Ah. All those cremation ads where weirdly joyful people are talking about their death plans and then in the next second they are showing a room full of people having a party basically. Are they there to celebrate your future cremation? Like a pre death party? What is it?!

 

[no-no]

The Nescafe one where they're in bed and the woman is like "guess what I want", expecting her boyfriend to go out in the pouring rain to buy her a bloody coffee! Makes me so angry

I don’t know if it’s on anymore but that Nescafé Gold one where some divvy stands there saying “if you’ve never seen me cry sit down” etc. used to give me the rage. It’s instant coffee ffs.

The Herbal Essences soft porn for men were irritating as well. How is a model lathering her body up in the shower going to make me want to buy your shampoo?

 

[Segotia]

I've just seen an ad I JUST CANT STAND. its the Nice n Easy one featuring Stacey Dooley. With her dancing in a black 'swimsuit ' at a VERY fake dance practice session.
She grinds my gears. 'Yes, she does!'