Adverts you hate

[ReginaPhalangee]

I hate the lockdown Nationwide adverts with a passion! The one where the couple are describing their shitty upcoming wedding in particular as the woman seems so smug.

 

[SwimmingPigs]

The Wickes kitchen "housebarrassment" adverts... it encourages that "Keeping up with the Joneses" attitude. Not to mention the annoying guy inviting himself round to his mates house.

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Gloria Hunniford excitedly telling me I'll get a free pen if I book my funeral now.

 

[Pinkii]

The fucking George advert.

no I will not fucking slay it. i don’t want to see bloody men in womens clothes, it doesn’t sell it to me.

Are all brands catering to women deliberately trying their hardest to alienate their main demographic!?

so fucking sick of this woke pc bullshit we have to put up and just shut up and take it.

 

[Forfoxsake]

I've always thought there is something very slappable about Owen Wilson's face so I hate the Sofology ad too.

Muller Light, both the Nicole Scherzinger ones where she's trying to be funny, cute and ditzy, and the Katerina Johnson Thompson ones because she's really wooden in them.

 

[Yel]

Halifax one about always being there for you, especially the woman sat in the woods with her Halifax desk. Can't escape it on YouTube. Vomit inducing that banks now pretend to be your best friend.

 

[no-no]

The Lenor Outdoorable advert “this room smells like an armpit”. They all look like they f*cking stink of armpits.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Has anyone seen the recent advert about Covid-19? The advert has the participants looking straight into the camera, they are either health workers, or people with the virus. Some of them are wearing breathing apparatus. A sombre voice over says "Can you look them in the eye, and tell them you are doing all you can to stop the spread of Covid-19?"
I don't know how they have the audacity to show such a highly manipulative advert. How dare they put a guilt trip on the majority of the population, who have complied with all the lockdowns and safty measures. The only audience that needs lecturing to, are the elected ones, who have handled this pandemic really badly. The ones that have made appalling decision, after appalling decision
I don't think I have felt this incensed about an advert, in a long time.

 

[Bogwoppit]

I don’t like the Mr Kipling one where the young lad is in a village hall I think & he can’t have a cake, at first I thought it was one of the adverts the NSPCC use, he finally gets a cake, gives it to his ungrateful sister, it just never sits right with me at all I think it’s the expression on his face.

 

[watermelon sugar]

The Nationwide poem adverts. They make me want to die

 

[Fancyfeathers]

The yogurt one with nicole sherzinger i would love to see her actually eat a yogurt properly and not get it half way up here nose or be real and lick the lid

One that used to drive me nuts was the creme egg "how do you eat yours?" The same as everyone else take the flipping paper off and hope none gets stuck to the chocolate shovel it in the gob (if it fits) otherwise you risk breaking your front teeth trying to bite the bloody thing! chew and if anything like me cry 20 minutes later with chronic toothache

 

[Dogtanian]

Numan erectile dysfunction.
I have enough problems with my hair loss, greying and middle aged spread without worrying about a soft cock. Thanks anyway

 

[Emsie]

Only seen it on itvhub but the tampon one with all the girls on the chat show who don't insert their tampon correctly. The lady sounds like Mel b which only adds to my annoyance!

 

[Zanzi202]

Vogue williams and the baby washing tablets advert. I hate her voice and find her so irritating!!

 

[CatCafe234]

I think they’re for Tui but I can’t stand those ads that use the Jess Glynne song ‘Hold my Hand’. They’re usually really loud and all of a sudden you’ll get ‘DARLIN’ HOLD MY HAND’ blasted at you, sung by someone who sounds just like one of those screaming goats you see in YouTube videos.

 

[Babyyoda88]

“Who’s that knocking on the door? Who’s that ringing the bell?”

 

[Pinkblush]

Those ads shown in the afternoon featuring pensioner celebrities like gloria hunniford and michael parkinson advertising funeral plans where you get a free pen if you sign up

 

[Cunderthunt]

The manipulative government advert with actors looking into the camera lens saying "look into their eyes and tell them you're doing everything you can to stop covid" makes me sick.

How about look into the eyes of all the late-diagnosed cancer sufferers, and other people who will die because of the government's handling of the crisis. Look into the eyes of the families of the people who have killed themselves. Look into the eyes of the people who's businesses have been ruined. Look into the eyes of the children whose education you are saying doesn't matter.

 

[Trampoline]

Somebody say just eatttttttt only because it gets stuck in my head all day.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Fucking Just Eat. Nope. No one said it. Not once has anyone ever said it.

Wtf was snoop Dogg smoking when he agreed to do the song, he must be poor to do that shit