Adverts you hate

[Lulu Goss]

I hate that weak chinned middle class humour I find in some adverts. The Maltesers ones are terrible for it. Biting a leg off a chocolate rabbit and hopping it along a table, is this really the humour of middle class, pre menopausal women?
The lady in the wheelchair who run over the brides foot but got the best mans number. Am I a bad person for gagging?

I’m sure there was one that had a lady with a disability describing how she’d had a spasm (shown by her shaking her malteasers everywhere) and then saying that her boyfriend didn’t complain... really used to make me cringe, what is the need and how is it relevant to selling bloody chocolate

 

[LMKCAL]

Not sure if it's been said already but the ad for climate change. Asking kids what we should do (maybe just shown in Ireland not sure) but the kid says you figure it out im only 6. I kinda hate every kid in that ad. Ya I know how that sounds.

 

[Melian]

"Vagisan moist cream". I don't want to hear about someone's dry fanny whilst I'm eating, thank you!

 

[MakkaPakka]

Magnum. That sound of breaking chocolate makes me gag.

 

[NowIsGood]

Xmas songs past Dec 25th is a no!

Came on here for this ad! Everything about it is horrible. The overweight boy smugly licking an ice-cream is so irritating and they pay it on every ad break!

 

[Hello Kitty]

The tresemme advert with Alesha Dixon 'hello lovely people'

 

[emm]

All of the stupid ads with Phillip Schofield, is there nothing he won't shill?

 

[coconochanel]

Santander with Ant & Dec

 

[Very traditional]

The surf ones with Danni dyer! I buy
whichever branded washing powder is on offer usually but even if surf was the cheapest by a million miles i wouldn’t buy it now! “Perf with Surf” kills me

 

[JodieGreen123]

Fucking Just Eat. Nope. No one said it. Not once has anyone ever said it.

 

[hiya_hun]

The Galbani adverts that are always on sponsoring come dine with me!

I find them offensive and Galbani really isn't a difficult word to say!

The one for tampax when the woman says 'shove it up there girls'

I find that one proper funny just because it's SO ridiculous that someone would even think that concept up and then proceed to put it on the telly

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

Jan 1st and all day tv has been awash with vegan this and plant based that , For veganuary !
oh just F off and let me eat what i want!

 

[carefulnow]

Oh that advert brings me to rage. I love the original. They do it all the time. Electric Dreams being another. Just stop it

Yes!!! And they've tried to make it into a cheery, lovey-dovey song which it isn't. Reminds me of when couples have Every Breath You Take by The Police as their wedding song!!!

I've seen/suffered through the Jet2holidays advert so many times now that I am numb to the pain Jess Glynne and her 'singing' causes me.

 

[Dirtyhorseshoes]

Oh my goodness that new dominos ad with the blokes yodelling

 

[Hodgies]

Another one…this stupid Climate Pledge advert, with the obnoxious kids saying ‘what’s it going to take for you to DO something?’ Little brats

I particularly want to smack the one that goes "I'm six, you work it out".

 

[Hodgies]

New hatred is for the one where the woman gets her hair cut at the person's house then doesn't have any cash, but oh look she has her own card machine so then she oooooooooooooooh's for ages.

 

[Pinkglitter123]

Postcode lottery- someone's knocking on the door, somebody's ringing the bell

 

[ChloChlo]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the irritating Claudia Winkleman in the Head and the Shoulders ad. It's so fake and unconvincing that she uses it. Espcially when she says "no why would you say that, I do, its....this.." "grabs the bottle of Head and Shoulders unconvincingly* She really is an annoying personality vacuum.

But would you give your spleen for Claudia Winklemans hair though?

 

[thegirlscout]

The advert for the blind dogs where the lady lost her sight at University. It’s a powerful story but her voice just grates on me and when she says she’s getting married and Toffee will be the ring bearer…it all feels a bit cringey.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Marc Jacobs Daisy perfume ad: “Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy”

Closely followed by Marc Jacobs Perfect perfume ad: “Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect”