Adverts you hate

[no-no]

That Norfolk Feather Company one because the song reminds me of The Boy with the Arab Strap and I’ve been singing it all week

 

[no-no]

That dentist advert on the radio:

“So what makes you smile?

My new puppy chasing his tail
Nan’s hilarious clangers”

That Gold one makes me laugh though. “Gold *echo* gold, gold, gold gold… wanted by the many, owned by the very few…”

 

[antisocialmedia]

Exhibit A

It glistens.

Ewww