Why not chose Christmas music. They could run the Queen song over a Tesco ad any time of the year
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Wayne.
Ewww.
Ewww.
Verisure. "We put it on when we go to bed and when we leave the house". No tit, like people have always done with house alarms, fancy that.
So here we are - the Christmas smellies ads are out with a vengence! One break I saw yesterday was all perfume/after shave ads. 
The one that really does pee me off is that one for Black Opium; The soundtrack is absolutely terrible for a start - I can't understand a word of it until it gets to something about "touch me and hold me blah blah blah................................" but what is it supposed to mean anyway? Woman stomping about, gyrates about in some dingy club and thats it?
Oh and Opium perfumes give me migraine anyway
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The one that really does pee me off is that one for Black Opium; The soundtrack is absolutely terrible for a start - I can't understand a word of it until it gets to something about "touch me and hold me blah blah blah................................" but what is it supposed to mean anyway? Woman stomping about, gyrates about in some dingy club and thats it?
Oh and Opium perfumes give me migraine anyway
Fret not! They do deliver the sticky plaster and a lollystick in a Plain Brown EnvelopeNuman erectile dysfunction.
I have enough problems with my hair loss, greying and middle aged spread without worrying about a soft rooster. Thanks anyway
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I hope they use the sticks from Magnum Mini ice creamsFret not! They do deliver the sticky plaster and a lollystick in a Plain Brown Envelope
perfume ads are always absolutely awfulSo here we are - the Christmas smellies ads are out with a vengence! One break I saw yesterday was all perfume/after shave ads.
The one that really does pee me off is that one for Black Opium; The soundtrack is absolutely terrible for a start - I can't understand a word of it until it gets to something about "touch me and hold me blah blah blah................................" but what is it supposed to mean anyway? Woman stomping about, gyrates about in some dingy club and thats it?
Oh and Opium perfumes give me migraine anyway
Fret not! They do deliver the sticky plaster and a lollystick in a Plain Brown Envelope
I liked the Lidl one when it was first on but it seems to drag now!
The sumup card reader one where they go oooooooo! me and my mother both hate it!
The sumup card reader one where they go oooooooo! me and my mother both hate it!
Old ad but....the cravendale one
Barry the biscuit boy?
Physically turned my stomach, made me feel ill, absolutely hated that advert irrational I know
Barry the biscuit boy?
Physically turned my stomach, made me feel ill, absolutely hated that advert
irrational I know
Any ad that uses a breathy girly singing voice for an old/classic song (yes, John Lewis, I mean you).
The Verisure burglar alarm ones - why is everyone so camp? Must surely have been made for another market and dubbed into what the producers thought was English English, and chose the wrong voiceover actor.
All perfume ads are, without exception, total rit. Seems to be a requirement for perfume houses' ad agencies to come up with something pretentious.
And Aldi have gone on with Kevin the Carrot for far too long, AND AND AND they've murdered Fairytale of New York into the bargain.
The Verisure burglar alarm ones - why is everyone so camp? Must surely have been made for another market and dubbed into what the producers thought was English English, and chose the wrong voiceover actor.
All perfume ads are, without exception, total rit. Seems to be a requirement for perfume houses' ad agencies to come up with something pretentious.
And Aldi have gone on with Kevin the Carrot for far too long, AND AND AND they've murdered Fairytale of New York into the bargain.
The JD sports ad, just weird
Bloody Vax adverts that are mostly played during Sunday Brunch ad breaks. They go on for HOURS! Give me the absolute rage!
And why do Dior still champion Johnny Depp? Surely commercial suicide?
And why do Dior still champion Johnny Depp? Surely commercial suicide?
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It’s maybe been mentioned but I absolutely HATE the Bold advert where she’s going for an interview
“You’ve been thinking about it for days!!!!”
But she leaves it to the day of her bleeping interview to look for something to wear. Honestly it makes me irrationally angry
“You’ve been thinking about it for days!!!!”
But she leaves it to the day of her bleeping interview to look for something to wear. Honestly it makes me irrationally angry
PREACH!!!It’s maybe been mentioned but I absolutely HATE the Bold advert where she’s going for an interview
“You’ve been thinking about it for days!!!!”
But she leaves it to the day of her bleeping interview to look for something to wear. Honestly it makes me irrationally angry
She is useless!
That ad of his for Sauvage.
Cue Depp (it means idiot in German BTW), leaps into his muscle car then drives away like a maniac from the city. He sees a Buffalo. Stops car, gets out, takes a spade then digs a hole into which he throws his jewellery after which he stands there looking all mean and magnificent; EH???
Then theres the Armani Code one - it seems it makes you commit double-suicide with the office temp.....................................
This Christmas ad is simply beautiful; Thankyou to Supervalu Ireland for making me all warm & fuzzy inside
This pisses me off every time - the woman rocks up to have her hair done with no cash/way of paying since being able to pay with card is a surprise?!
probably pissed off she can't use her "oh no I don't have enough cash" excuse to get away with getting a free haircut
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The Waitrose advert with Ashley Jensen - she's incredibly annoying.
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