Adverts you hate

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Also why was the sister not at the party? It looked like a family event why did the parents just leave her at home?!
She looks like a really moody cow so they left her behind rather than have her scowling through the party moaning about everything.
Teenagers eh? ;)
 
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The bleeping George advert.

no I will not bleeping slay it. i don’t want to see bloody men in womens clothes, it doesn’t sell it to me.

Are all brands catering to women deliberately trying their hardest to alienate their main demographic!?

so bleeping sick of this woke pc bull we have to put up and just shut up and take it.
 
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Johnny Depps new SAUSAGE perfume ad.
He plays an electric guitar badly in the desert to wolves (with no electricity?). Pure pretentious, wanky, self indulgent crap
 
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“Sausage! For the man that wants to smell like pork”
Thats why the wolves were following him - he smells of pork! He's the Pied Piper of the Mojave Desert :)

His last ad for them was bloody weird too when he screeched off in his big muscle car out into the desert, passed a Buffalo, got out, dug a hole and threw all his jewellery in it (which he appears to have got back now) What the hell does all that signify then? Who writes this pretentious rubbish anyway???
 
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Not an advert, but those adverts with slowed down versions of songs. Most sound awful!
 
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With the breathy female vocals for what were often up-tempo songs with male singers.
Yes I bloody hate those too :(
The worst was the woman strangling "We've Only Just Begun" Originally sung to perfection by Karen Carpenter this one puffs & wheezes to completely RUIN it :(
 
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The Cadbury one where it says ‘secretly gift chocolate to someone you love’ hmm why would you bother? I don’t get it. Just go to that shop and buy a nice box of chocolates rather than a boring slab of chocolate / maybe I’m missing the point?
 
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Yes I bloody hate those too :(
The worst was the woman strangling "We've Only Just Begun" Originally sung to perfection by Karen Carpenter this one puffs & wheezes to completely RUIN it :(
I stick this on mute every time. It’s awful.
 
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The Cadbury one where it says ‘secretly gift chocolate to someone you love’ hmm why would you bother? I don’t get it. Just go to that shop and buy a nice box of chocolates rather than a boring slab of chocolate / maybe I’m missing the point?
Buying direct from their online shop is so pricey too! Much cheaper elsewhere.
 
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Strepsils advert - OMG its really bad!! Are they after the Calgon Award for the worst, most -badly dubbed advert is history?
 
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Marc Jacobs- Daisy Daisy, Perfect Perfect

Charlotte Tilbury

Domino's

Think Road safety (cos they scare me lol)
 
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