Adverts you hate

[Rita Chevrolet]

The Nationwide poem adverts. They make me want to die

They absolutely are GRIM.

 

[Pinkblush]

Does anyone remember the patronising Sport England tv ad campaign to get more women exercising. No ad for men, just women. And it showed a woman with her tampon string hanging out because 'periods are natural'.
Shitting is natural too but I don't see sny ads showing a woman bending over showing skid marked knickers

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

That series of Go Henry ads; Can anyone understand her??

 

[klarakluckbag]

The incontinence knickers ad. 'Wooosh!' and all that palaver. And the bit that REALLY grinds my gears is when the woman states at the end, that incontinence is '........completely normal'. Noooo! Its NOT completely normal!!! Very common? Yes. But its NOT normal. We were not designed to p1$$ ourselves.

Oh, definitely this. Let's encourage women to put up and shut up about their medical issues, by telling them that incontinence is completely normal. .

 

[Ginlover92]

I hate any perfume advert. They're always really strange and some seem to go on for ages. I've never seen a perfume ad and wanted to buy it.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The My Builder advert with the houses singing "Delilah" by Tom Jones. So many adverts with annoying singing.

When companies use their adverts to say how much they care about their customers. Especially banks and insurance companies.

I agree about the singing adverts. So cringe and there's loads of them too. They seem so naff & dated. When you think of the amazing tick tock advert from Guinness with the surfers and white horses, today's adverts are insulting they are so inane.

 

[Sogdhitalley]

An old advert...

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BODYFORM... BODYFORM FOR YOOOU.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

That Asda advert makes no sense to me, it’s not even engaging or particularly annoying to me I just can’t engage with it at all, I totally zone out! What is the storyline meant to be? Why does the man repeat pocket-tap about a million times? Why does he have an amazingly slappable face?

 

[Thetruth123]

The hipster twat in the launderette that starts jamming away on his guitar with the noise of the machines, then joined by more hipster twats who have a full session dancing. I think it's Nescafe azria.

The silly bitch in the oral B advert who "didn't even know oral B did a toothpaste!" What the fuck did you think they sold, custard?

The irritating as fuck, trite Nationwide adverts with the dumb poems.

The Always bladder control pants "A little bit of wees not gonna stop me being me.." Really? Why does she need to say it almost seductively while looking in the mirror?

Also wanna add "perf with surf!" I literally want to shove a sharp pencil up her nose.

I’m dying at the hipster coffee advert does my nut in the beats of that bloody tumble dryer at the beginning

 

[Savannah_xx]

Sorry if it's being said before but that bloody PILLOW TALK/CHARLOTTE TILBURY

 

[nurseren]

The happy nappers advert. It’s a sleeping bag for kids, priced at £40 and it looks shite. I hate the child who goes “MUMMY CAN I SLEEP WITH IT TONIGHT???” like why else has your mum bought you this???

 

[FlipFlop0706]

Asda! Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be fired.

The sky mobile ad- This Morning have a sponsorship so you have the annoying “wouldn’t it be nice if we were....” AND THEN THE AD COMES ON AGAIN DIRECTLY AFTER AGAIN. Multiple this for EVERY Ad break!!!

Also the This Girl Can ad. I don’t need to see a tampon string hanging out just because I’m a woman and neither does my 6 year old niece.

The lispy Charlotte Tilbury ads get my back up, I think it’s actually her doing the voice over too

To say it’s Charlotte Tilbury, her adverts look SO cheap. It’s actually put me off her brand.

There is no way that Philip Schofield would even know what We Buy Any Car did (even given it’s self explanatory title!) if he hadn’t had a massive bucket of cash chucked at him to advertise it.

It’s the fact that he says “sure you might get a little more selling privately”. Clearly, he’s not one of us plebs who need every fucking penny we can get!

 

[no-no]

Any perfume advert!

Sau-vage

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy...

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

John Lewis advert: I support diversity in advertising and I'm the last person to complain about the "woke agenda" but think it's a bit inappropriate to show a child that young in an evidently drag-inspired performance (as opposed to just dressing up or wearing makeup.)

It's otherwise similar to the ad with the little girl ballet dancing to Elton John but in that one she didn't actually break anything whereas this child actively wrecks the house. In that situation you don't need home insurance "just in case"; you need discipline!

 

[whisperchat]

Miss Dior ad with Natalie Portman, I actually change the channel when it comes on now.

 

[whisperchat]

back in the first lockdown when I was on furlough I think I watched every single episode of come dine with me ever made on channel 4... and it was the GALBANI advert that did it for me.. if you know you know

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

That Vagisan one...the name alone makes me cringe !
im working from home amd have tv on in background it must have been on about 20 times yesterday!

 

[Laughingforlife]

The new one with those children rapping about school uniform?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I know that now But I went a whole 12 months or so clueless for what it was and just getting irritated by the out of tune singing

That Lloyds Bank one pees me off for dodgy singing - the woman absolutely crucifies "We've Only Just Begun", actually it sounds like she's being put through a mangle in order to get some of those longer notes out

 

[Pat the Dog]

Marc Jacobs- Daisy Daisy, Perfect Perfect

I came here to say exactly the same. I don't know if these have already been mentioned before as reading backwards, yours was the first post I found. Two different perfumes yet both have the most laziest and annoying slogans.

Whoever produced these Marc Jabcobs' adverts can stick their "Perfect, Perfect, Perfect" up their "Daisy, Daisy, Daisy"