Adverts you hate

[Cupid_Stunt]

Not sure if it's been said already but the ad for climate change. Asking kids what we should do (maybe just shown in Ireland not sure) but the kid says you figure it out im only 6. I kinda hate every kid in that ad. Ya I know how that sounds.

Its been shown in the UK as well. The kids are very preachy acting as though adults haven’t already done their bit. They could have worded it to say I know we’ve done plenty so far but lets see if we can do some more instead of berating us adults as if we’ve done bugger all

 

[Eirawen]

I can quite believe it, I started getting leaflets from some cremation firms and in the end I sent them all back to them with the message "when I die I don't want flames up my arse".Never heard from them again.

It is very depressing..I live on me own and in my seventies,I have health issues,pisses me orf big time gets on me fucking nerves.

 

[bubbadabut]

The advert that uses an acoustic version of Stand By Me by Oasis. I think it's a bank advert. Ear-spltting.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Not sure if it's still on but that 'She does Stacey' hair dye one has ensured I will never be a Nice n Easy customer. The narration is terrible too and goes on for far too long. Do I need a detailed description of the exact shade of Stacey Dooley's hair? No I do not.

What does Stacey actually do nowadays too?!

I hate the part when she waves to friends off camera, before going straight back to fawning over herself in the mirror! Cringe all the way through!

 

[thegirlscout]

The adverts I get on Google abut tonsil stones and showing the actual tonsil stones. Same with ear wax.
I’ve probably mentioned it before but I’ll continue complaining until they disappear.

The new EE advert with Rita Ora

What is that one about? Why is she dancing about a cityscape using weird technology to turn her gold?

 

[Melian]

Halifax adverts
"It's a people thing" is such a corny slogan

Bring back Howard!

 

[DCICassieStuart]

The Maltesers ad with the two doctors on their break discussing 'Jamie the fit one'.
The line where she says: "You know that necklace that you left at mine"

Surely I can't be the only one that hears "You know that KNICKERS that you left at mine"

 

[lolzipops]

I really really hate the new eBay advert!!! It’s literally on constantly.
The one that’s like “the love comes back to you” or something it’s honestly like nails on a chalkboard for me

Omg I also absolutely hate the dominoes advert when they’re calling to eachother making weird noises? Like what is the point of that

 

[Segotia]

The one where the auld one pops in to the next doer neighbour with his post regarding life insurance. And when she finds out what it is, says ' Perhaps I'll take out a policy too'! Or something like that. Nosey auld beeatch, she could have just popped the letter in his letterbox and kept her nose out of his business. She does my head in.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

The absolute WORST adverts of all time have to be any of Calgon's.

Its apparent that they make one advert for the entire world then dub-over whatever language required be it english, german or whatever, so what you end up with is a terrible piece that looks and sounds like a 1970s martial arts film where the actors mouths jabber away just to utter the word "no"

They could solve the entire fiasco just by doing an advert with a voiceover in the required language rather than have terrible actors running it through and then using the local infants school to dub the tapes. Personally I think Calgon and Verisure have the same ad agency judging by the lameness of their ad campaigns

 

[Renegadedancer]

There’s an advert on sky sports advertising erectile dysfunction remedies...they show it at pretty much every ad break!! Usually when the golf is on

 

[thegirlscout]

The climate change one where you have bunch of pretentious children going ‘use sustainable power, it’s a thing now.’

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Also why was the sister not at the party? It looked like a family event why did the parents just leave her at home?!

She looks like a really moody cow so they left her behind rather than have her scowling through the party moaning about everything.
Teenagers eh?

 

[Hello Kitty]

The new EE advert with Rita Ora

 

[emerald]

The one where the lady says "oooooh" for a really long time. I can't even remember what it's advertising, some kind of bank thing. Exemplary work from the marketing team, obviously. I just know I hate it.

 

[emm]

I hate any ads with celebrities in that make no sense, like eamon Holmes advertising life insurance or whatever it is, does he need money that badly?!

 

[SarcasticEllis]

I really loathe the adverts with phillip Schofield, pretending to be a contortionist. Really stupid dialouge, and about as funny as piles.

There is no way that Philip Schofield would even know what We Buy Any Car did (even given it’s self explanatory title!) if he hadn’t had a massive bucket of cash chucked at him to advertise it.

 

[Sancrow]

The British gas advert with that song 'turn down for what' blaring out,I can imagine some poor old dear in a nursing home about to take a nap on a chair and that advert comes blaring on TV and frightening the life out of them.

 

[SwimmingPigs]

Halifax adverts
"It's a people thing" is such a corny slogan

 

[MrsM19]

All of the ones with Phillip Schofield in it.