Adverts you hate #3

[Orphan_Black]

The Verisure ones have amazingly become worser with a new direction.

Goodbye to the wooden conversations between upper middle class twonks, hello to some smug woman pulling ridiculously smug faces to the camera.

Well played Verisure. Masters of tit ads.

 

[StephenTJackson]

The Verisure ones have amazingly become worser with a new direction.

Goodbye to the wooden conversations between upper middle class twonks, hello to some smug woman pulling ridiculously smug faces to the camera.

Well played Verisure. Masters of tit ads.

A SunLife one I saw recently. That was even worse than the usual dross as well.

 

[Orphan_Black]

A SunLife one I saw recently. That was even worse than the usual dross as well.

There’s a cheap cremation company too, one with a bloke in a bath with his sausage rolls and one with a bloke buying a red suit.

The dialogue is so stilted and easily could be the same old rit, I think the old Verisure ad people are making the cremation ads now

 

[RaveChampion]

Why does the bloke have his suit hung up in the bathroom?
Why does the woman have a necklace thing that resembles a toddlers activity centre?
Most disconcertingly why does it feel dubbed from another language even though I doubt it is?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Why does the bloke have his suit hung up in the bathroom?
Why does the woman have a necklace thing that resembles a toddlers activity centre?
Most disconcertingly why does it feel dubbed from another language even though I doubt it is?

What kind of shop has a massive mixed gender and ages dressing room that lets dogs in?!

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

The Milly funeral one. Or is it Molly. Who the duck talks like that. It's so weird are they married they sound like acquaintances who occasionally bump into each other

 

[Captainmouse]

Why when they choose to use children in adverts, do they not make sure they speak clearly so we can understand what they are saying

 

[Millennial Pink]

The graze one with the wig.

 

[Nelly's mum]

That stupid Wrigley's ad with a mouth on their forehead - it's kinda disturbing. All the hours planning a new ad and that's really the best idea they could come up with?

 

[Orphan_Black]

The Lucozade one with one of the most annoying songs ever. Just random noise and words. It grates right through me when the female vocalist screeches in with her SpongeBob tit.

Mute. Mute. Mute.

 

[GirlWithThePearlEarhole]

The one with the girl talking out the back of her head. Shush, no you shush. Ffs!

 

[mozzarellagirl]

That DISGUSTING coca cola one where the woman is crossing her fingers and toes, but then her fingers grow tiny hands which have tiny crossed fingers
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The skin And E one. Why must it always be on when I'm eating or about to?

And who puts their water bottle on the floor of a public bathroom?! It’s been proven the floor is covered with urine and tit! It’s now on the bottom of the bottle. EW! and there’s no cap on it either gaaaaaaah
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The Magnum ice lolly adverts. That crack noise gives me irrational rage

I hate magnum adverts. I hate how they try to make it sexual. The way they get the women to eat the magnums is so not natural. For lack of a classier explaination, the way they eat it makes it look like they’re giving blow jobs. No woman eats ice cream like that! Pisses me right off. Let us just eat ice cream like men do pls.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I forgot to mention the one that made me find this thread in the first place. The one with all the “dancing” babies to Groove Armada.

It makes me cringe SO much. It’s so unbearably millennial. It’s not funny or cute. I can just imagine some millennial white marketing guy in a meeting thinking he’s struck gold Them changing the word Ass to Thang just adds to it.

 

[hehehe]

Ribena with the blackcurrants catapulting themselves to be juiced to death to the sound of "In The Summertime". Jaunty little bleeps.

 

[Rosie34567-2]

The Secret Whole Body “All Over” deodorant commercials. Not only is it another unnecessary product targeted at women’s insecurities, but it’s potentially harmful.

PSA: please do NOT put deodorant on your lady bits!

 

[Nelly's mum]

The E45 trans ad

 

[nopenopenopejustno]

The Tampax one with their puns about "going with the flow". The man makes me stabby.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The E45 trans ad

It's so cringe.

 

[RaveChampion]

Animal charity ads. The fooking lot of them. All the ones I've had the misfortune to see anyhow.
Manipulative nasty tit. Entirely cynical. Lowest common denominator stuff.
Targeted at people who watch daytime tv who may well be infirm/ill/housebound/vulnerable/exploitable
No one complains because it's for "chariddy" (some may complain tbf and they're right to in certain cases)
I don't know how you'd make happier ads but I'm not an advertising executive. Do your job better and try for something a bit different.
If not ASA do something about the brutal spamming of the same ads over and over again.
The donkey one is doing my bleeping head in.
I just want to watch a bit of telly now and again. I know that's probably viewed as victimless crime by advertisers.
You can''t win because it makes you look like you hate donkeys. They know this. The swine. (not the donkeys-I like them)

 

[aliw]

The new KFC one