Adverts you hate #3

[Nelly's mum]

That flipping Molly Mae and her washing - why does some advertising exec think anyone is interested in her and her washing?
I am sick of seeing her, who cares, vacuous bint.

 

[Coniferhedge]

The school kid Andrex Advert. It states that something like 75% of kids won’t poo at school. Now if, like me, you went to a normal State comprehensive, the reason you didn’t like to poo at school is because the locks were all smashed off the cubicles and there was always a danger of some idiot standing on a toilet to look at you over the partition from the next cubicle. It’s got fuck all to do with how soft the toilet roll is as there was no toilet roll because it has all been rammed down the bogs to block them. This leads me to believe this advert was dreamt up by a load of old public school kids who have no idea what the majority of ‘normal’ kids’ schooling is like.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Any animal cruelty adverts (advertising the charities, not the cruelty!). I know they're (sadly) necessary, but they hurt me every time. I have to mute the tv and look away until the images have gone.

Agreed, but the RSPCA ads make me feel particularly annoyed as if you do call the RSPCA to report neglect, they say they can't do anything or try to refer you to much smaller charities who do not get a tenth of the donations the RSPCA do. Bastards!

 

[Mamacita]

It must've been mentioned already but if I hear 'what the world needs now, is love, sweet love' once again I might need to burst my eardrums

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

 

[Sketchy]

That one for chewing gum where people have a talking/chewing mouth on their foreheads. Who tf thinks these weird ideas up?

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

It’s Christmas which means it’s stupid perfume advert season. I look forward to Charlize Theron in her gold dress, what would you do for love, daisy daisy daisy daisy, Julia Roberts beaming at the moon, Johnny Depp playing an electric guitar with all leads and amps in the middle of the desert with no sockets nearby, the male models dressed as sailors for Jean Paul Gautier, the annoying do it again finger clicks, and Timothy Chalamet staring at me through the TV whilst i wonder is this what’s attractive to young people these days.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The one where the woman refers to her '....bulky pee-pad'. I really hate this ad.

Yes. Where are the ads for men. "Dribbling stinky willy? Use these bulky pee pads to absorb those drips.
Do you wash your hands after you use the toilet? Are you aware of all the germs you are spreading everywhere?
Don't wipe? Don't even swipe? Use Winky Wipe every time. You know it makes sense guys"

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

The one for a Samsung phone I think where he ballses up his pasta sauce so his phone AI gives him the recipe for revolting cookies instead, the fella needs a pasta sauce. In what world do cookies substitute a sauce?

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

The one where the woman refers to her '....bulky pee-pad'. I really hate this ad.

 

[HannahC]

We always say when we see a "celeb" doing an advert that they must be skint.

That one that Usain Bolt does for..Persil? It always sounds like he's saying "I am disabled" at the beginning

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Who the fuck signed off on that Pot Noodle advert? It’s beyond disgusting.

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

I DESPISE that ad for Extra chewing gum. The one where the people have an @$$hole on their forehead. Its gross.

 

[Dogtanian]

The current pot noodle one with the woman making slurping noises as she eats it. Why they think this is funny or appealing is beyond me.

 

[hehehe]

Ribena with the blackcurrants catapulting themselves to be juiced to death to the sound of "In The Summertime". Jaunty little cunts.

 

[UnknownTattler]

Lynx lower body spray with the crotch and arse sniffing Why is that a thing?

 

[Hollie Day]

Holly and Davina making out they colour their hair at home with box dye. Liars!

 

[Melian]

The pot noodle one where she slurps. Horrible!

 

[Monet79]

All the gambling ads

 

[bignellie]

Jonathan Ross once admitted that adverts paid two terms of school fees for his kids. I don't blame celebs tbh, it's easy money.

and what a waste of money that was!