Adverts you hate #3

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On the booking.com one Paddy McGuinness sounds like he's saying "fookin'". I don't mind it but it sets my Mum off complaining each time it's on.
 
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yeah, "bookin' genuises". I mean, if we're going to sail close to the wind we might as well go all out for it...
Paddy McGuinness : "Eeeeyy, it's that family of cnuts you all hate - with a christmas song we've fvcking spoiled for everyone..."
 
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The dolmio one where he puts paprika in the sauce like its ground breaking Heston Blumenthal style cooking 🙄
 
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The Amazon advert with the barking dogs and orange theme. It’s on YouTube all the time!
 
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The latest ad for Pot Noodle, where the main character, and later several others, seem to be gargling with mouths full of Pot Noodle.
Its quite revolting, its like advertising agencies do not know how to make good adverts any more.
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The current pot noodle one with the woman making slurping noises as she eats it. Why they think this is funny or appealing is beyond me.
I think we might be talking about the same ad.
 
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Ok this advert makes me both furious and creeped out in equal measures.
Please tell me what the actual duck? Would this make you want to get an extension from these bleeps?

 
Ok this advert makes me both furious and creeped out in equal measures.
Please tell me what the actual duck? Would this make you want to get an extension from these bleeps?

Infantile in the extreme and insulting to any serious buyer. Pathetic & so cheap! Really wouldn't instill any confidence in that company.
 
The Magnum ice lolly adverts. That crack noise gives me irrational rage
 
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I've just seen the advert for the new series of the Yorkshire vet where they get a phone call and the dog runs across the countryside to the vets (there playing the old hovis bread avert music in the background) and when gets the to vets his doggie wife is in there with a litter of tiny puppies
why just why? I'm now sat here balling my eyes out 😭😭😭😭😭
 
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Ok this advert makes me both furious and creeped out in equal measures.
Please tell me what the actual duck? Would this make you want to get an extension from these bleeps?

Watched this earlier this afty amongst other YT ad crap for a possible work media/weird ads analysis project thing for next year and our lad walked in and shouted Toucher - apparently the big thing with him and his mates at the moment is to go through regional/local newspaper website finding the look who's been in court/locked up articles and play something called 'Teacher, Toucher, Terrorist, Tax Evader, Assaulter' - roughly tranlating to the crime the pictured person is convicted of.

The minds of teenage lad's is a strange place these days - surprisingly reassuring is the fact they can all pick out Touchers/Assaulters quite readily.

They find it extremely funny and sometimes go 'next level' where they try to guess prison time or extra details about the crime for extra points.
 
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I can’t stand the Dove one about armpits.

They’ve changed the wording so they do exist now (I bet some twonk complained about perfect pits don’t exist). That’s annoying enough.


But, fundamentally, no one was really judging others armpits. Unless they stink, who the duck cares. Dove always pretends to be body positive, but this ad just shows they happily play up to insecurities to shill their product.

It’s deodorant ffs, I don’t need enlightenment, I just want clean armpits 😂
 
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I can’t stand the Dove one about armpits.

They’ve changed the wording so they do exist now (I bet some twonk complained about perfect pits don’t exist). That’s annoying enough.


But, fundamentally, no one was really judging others armpits. Unless they stink, who the duck cares. Dove always pretends to be body positive, but this ad just shows they happily play up to insecurities to shill their product.

It’s deodorant ffs, I don’t need enlightenment, I just want clean armpits 😂
(You have reminded me to buy deo - thank you!!)
 
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I can’t stand the Dove one about armpits.

They’ve changed the wording so they do exist now (I bet some twonk complained about perfect pits don’t exist). That’s annoying enough.


But, fundamentally, no one was really judging others armpits. Unless they stink, who the duck cares. Dove always pretends to be body positive, but this ad just shows they happily play up to insecurities to shill their product.

It’s deodorant ffs, I don’t need enlightenment, I just want clean armpits 😂
I was complaining to my partner about this very ad the other weekend. They're advertising is so 'pick me, we don't use conventional models to pretend we're body positive'. They're owned by unilever so you just know they don't actually give a tit.
 
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The m and s one where they are pumping up the inflatables it's ruined my fave childhood tune 😭
 
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The skin And E one. Why must it always be on when I'm eating or about to?
 
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It breaks the topic but I don't mind the "visit Poland" one. Credit where it's due or something.
I like her bright, cheery voice when she says "You can go to hell! (Hel)"
They should put that bit on the end of every TV ad IMHO.
It also should be an added audio option on here for replying to posts from the terminally dim/intellectually challenged.