Adverts you hate #3

[merlot]

Carry on hating...

Xmas ads will be starting soon.

 

[Emperor]

Pasting from the other TV ads thread, think they need merging mods.

The ASDA George back to school uniform advert. Been on 3 times in an hour and yet another ad using frigging awful rap with a capital C. Can't understand half of what the street kids are saying and it's tit.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Has anyone else seen the latest advert for Currys, set in a canteen? The one where a bloke emerges from a tray of baked beans, and starts waffling on about laptops. It has to be a contender for the worst advert of 2023, possibly the decade!

 

[Wynonna]

The new Yakult advert is cringey (it's just a copy of that Numa Numa guy viral video from YouTube years ago).

The McCain chips ad with Iain Stirling. The farmer woman is really wooden.

 

[Warriorqueen]

Has anyone seen the Uber Eats advert where the sweaty man is eating ice cream off a spoon and drips it on himself. Gives me the creeps.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Has anyone seen the Uber Eats advert where the sweaty man is eating ice cream off a spoon and drips it on himself. Gives me the creeps.

I saw that tonight. Such close ups of the man's pores too. Stupid advert.

 

[Orphan_Black]

The new Verisure house alarm one with the golfer who talks like Ace Rimmer. (Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.)

They're just taking the piss now!

 

[Captainmouse]

The awful rob brydon ads for spec savers, they obviously think people have more than just sight defects

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

New one for Agria or something like that for consultations with vets online. Strange all around. More easy money for some.

 

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

In the Garnier Good TV ad, I've just noticed in the small print at bottom of screen they've spelt average wrong.

They've put "avarage".

 

[Melian]

The Dunelm one where the tune is based in You're the one I want.

 

[AManWalksDownTheStreet]

Any of those ones where a man in a business suit has a piece of chewing gum or something while in a lift and then inexplicably bursts out of the lift doing a stupid dance to a tit song and we’re meant to think it’s hilarious because he’s in a workplace wearing business attire. How bleeping zany. He probably owns a “You don’t have to be mad to work here but it helps” mug.

Edit: Found him. Silly twit…

 

[Orphan_Black]

Dua Lipa singing Freedom. Ergh, hush you silly bint!

 

[Millennial Pink]

The new curry's ad (beard one) is creepy AF.

 

[Wynonna]

I saw the new M&S ad with Ryan Reynolds as the voice of a mitten

 

[RaveChampion]

The "Mai tern!" "Found yew!" shrieker seems to have stopped/crawled back in her Wig Wam and I'm thankful for that small mercy tbh.
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I spoke too soon. duck it.
*turns off telly for another 3 months*

 

[Rosie glow]

The new m and s xmas advert the biggest load of woke bullshit I've ever seen shame on hannah Waddingham and Sophie Ellis bexter for appearing in it
M and s you can shove your "thismas" up your arse I will be happly celebrating "christmas" like we have done for the past 2000 odd years

 

[Sprezza]

The Xmas ads have started such try-hard cringe that gets worse every year

 

[HannahC]

The new m and s xmas advert the biggest load of woke bullshit I've ever seen shame on hannah Waddingham and Sophie Ellis bexter for appearing in it
M and s you can shove your "thismas" up your arse I will be happly celebrating "christmas" like we have done for the past 2000 odd years

How is setting fire to christmas cards and throwing an elf off a roof woke?! they weren't exactly a thing 2000 years ago!

 

[RaveChampion]

I've not seen it but they've missed a trick by not setting the Elf on fire and THEN chucking it off the roof IMHO.
I'm easy with the cards bit though.