National lottery one on the radio. it's crass and vulgar. Saying that money will give you the best Xmas ever
no. So little understanding, so little depth.
The TV ones are full cringe too.
Phone Frog Guy and Mr Lost Ticket can both get in the bin.
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The TV ones are full cringe too.
Phone Frog Guy and Mr Lost Ticket can both get in the bin.
Domino's
As if that girl is going to track down that guy who gave her his phone number on the back of a lottery ticket just because that was a winning ticket
In reality you wouldn’t see her for dust
As if everyone on the platform would clap that nonsense! That's probably the last train on NYE's night. No one got time for tit like that on the platform.
I didn't know you had dandruff...
I don't.
Can someone punch that bleeping man?honestly, the most vile advert ever. Smug bleep
I don't.
Can someone punch that bleeping man?honestly, the most vile advert ever. Smug bleep
Speaking of lottery adverts - the one with the two men gets on my nerves - I always think they look more like brothers rather than a married couple
The new McCains advert for baby hassleback potatoes. It mostly consists of a couple saying "meh" throughout the advert. No wonder we have a problem with illiteracy in the UK, if these two are anything to go by.
The unskippable Muller ones on YouTube 
Someone on here (I think) identified him as the guy who played the doctor who diagnosed Lola's brain tumour on Eastenders.
I’m in bed trying to nod off with the radio on and BT/EE have had the nerve to include Microsoft Teams sounds in their advert 
consider me triggered.
consider me triggered.
King Louis XIV cornered me the other day and was totes like “Ey up Dogs, I want yous to go down t’ desert wasteland outside Rouen and shoot a reet nice video for mi new aftershave, Sausage. Playing yon leccy guitar t’ wolves”
So I headed over on my horse, erm… Black Beauty and got all the amps set up and the wolves released. I got stuck into playing the first bars from the guitar when I realised that I hadn’t brought the petrol generator for the electrics.
I lost consciousness when the wolves started knawing on my head.
True story.
So I headed over on my horse, erm… Black Beauty and got all the amps set up and the wolves released. I got stuck into playing the first bars from the guitar when I realised that I hadn’t brought the petrol generator for the electrics.
I lost consciousness when the wolves started knawing on my head.
True story.
The comic relief/sainsbos one, she says Stephen fry, but it doesn’t sound like him to me
I want to shoot the person who came up with the yodelling Domino's ad. I have to mute it if it comes on!
All those bloody Sun Life adverts
Another one for that list is that Samsung FE advert that I kept hearing the past 24 hours with different songs
Loved those!
Him indoors and I have great fun with them.
Where is his wife?
Is he planning to bump her off and claim the insurance?
Is Rose in the garden centre his next victim now she has a policy…
Midsomer Murders ….eat your heart out
PARSNIPS!
What the bloody hell is wrong with Tesco with this run of horrifying adverts? It used to be the bulgy-eye woman animation now they've got plants and fur growing on people's skin turning them into trees/furries, absolute horror.
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Really stupid advert - they play lottery their whole lives and only win when they're old as duck, if anything will make you NOT want to play the lottery.