Adverts you hate #3

[Boomwhatwasthis]

"SUPER NOODLE TAAAAAASSSTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

 

[RaveChampion]

On the beach?
That jolly,rotund family prancing about in ecstacy.
I'm fed up of seeing the blokes belly and sinister shorts tbh.

 

[Iamthebosun]

I preferred the one with the drumming gorilla!

That one was so good as well!

I wish they had interesting adverts now, all I ever see are cars driving on twisty roads with text underneath telling me that not the UK model so I can't have it and absolutely bizarre perfume adverts where no one mentions what the perfume might smell like.

 

[Fillyjonk]

That one that goes " ju ju ju" don't know how to write it as it's a song, but they have ice cream cones in their hands, once I hear it, it's in my head allllllll day and find myself singing it!! No doubt it'll be on soon

Shu shu shu shu shu shu, sugar town

 

[hehehe]

The person that came up with that Extra chewing gum advert should be thrown in a pit and set on fire.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

That fucking ad for smart meter Angela Rippon,fucking irritates the shit out of me,do fuck off,doing those fucking stupid exercises.🫤

 

[karma4klattie]

I can't stand the smirking girl in the Frebreze ad who looks as though she's got a breast implant in each cheek, nods like the dog on the back window of a car, and sprays her smelly clothes so she can wear them again without washing them. I have to look away.

 

[Beaversabout]

The gross lynx lower body spray advert.
So inappropriate and cringey Just take a shower! Jeez.

 

[Iamthebosun]

If I have to hear Jude law say 'it's exHAUSTing' one more time, I may actually cut my own ears off.

 

[Millais]

A random one, but I hate any advert that features inanimate objects singing. They always seem so fucking smug and self-important. Mate, you’re a choir of mattresses singing Queen, you’re not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[Melian]

Just seen a charity advert asking for £72!

 

[HannahC]

The new m and s xmas advert the biggest load of woke bullshit I've ever seen shame on hannah Waddingham and Sophie Ellis bexter for appearing in it
M and s you can shove your "thismas" up your arse I will be happly celebrating "christmas" like we have done for the past 2000 odd years

How is setting fire to christmas cards and throwing an elf off a roof woke?! they weren't exactly a thing 2000 years ago!

 

[Dogtanian]

That bloody annoying one where she’s screaming at someone in the reflection of a bathroom mirror.
I’m sure it’s meant to be annoying to make you take notice. But I’ll simply not buy that crap due to the advert being annoying.
On the beach, please take note. I’m not going to buy a holiday from you if you advertise fat smug low-rent families.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I have to instantly mute the TV when I hear ghastly Stacey Solomon saying 'I. Love. Christmas'.
Of course she does. Any excuse to be ridiculously excessive and no doubt get lots of free stuff. Just what Christmas is all about

 

[RaveChampion]

So many adverts are just grim and biological now. I'm so pleased I'm spared watching them with my late mother
Shaving pubic areas, people sitting on the bog, period blood, sweaty balls.

Amen. It makes me queasy.
"Butt pickers. Wedgie checkers"
It's tattooed on my brain now.
IMO it's a facet of the general trend toward Infantilism in society.
Kind of surprised there's not been one with someone just repeating "poo,poo,wee wee,poo poo" like a mantra.
Give it time.

 

[Iamthebosun]

I don't hate them so maybe is the wrong place to share this thought but it's the only thread about adverts so sorry

Why do eg KFC, Macdonald's, coca cola etc advertise? Who sees that and thinks fucking hell d'ya know what I've never had a can of coke, I'll get one next time I'm thirsty. Do adverts actually work for well known brands like that?

I'd understand if it was a new flavour or a special thing they'd advertise it but it's just the standard stuff we all know about. Maybe it's a tax thing!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I’ve just seen an ad with a woman talking delightedly about her moist vagina. ( I think it’s for some kind of cream )
I mean, good on you love, but keep it to yourself eh?

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Why are adverts so gross now?

We used to get funny ads etc,great one,now it’s so vile.What’s happened.

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

That perfume ad featuring Natalie Portman is utterly appalling, with that 'singer' screeching 'Oh baby' throughout. It really drives me doolally. I certainly will not be buying the perfume, whatever it is.

 

[pinkmug]

There's a liiight- a certain kind of a li-i-ight-

Pandora need to let this one retire.