Adverts you hate #3

[Nelly's mum]

The vinted one with the cat ornament and the bloody Amazon one with the woman and her plants

That Amazon ad it is on soooo much, feels like every ad break. I pretty much hate Amazon anyway for pushing their Prime service every time you want to buy something, I double hate them now.
Just disappear woman and take your plants with you

 

[Justine]

On the Beach. They're ruining "It's the most wonderful time of the year" for me! I only want to hear that song in the lead up to Xmas FFS!

 

[Melian]

The annual charity begging adverts.

 

[Melian]

Why are adverts so grim? I don't want to see Sures whole body deodorant or Dominos pizza

Bring back Howard from Halifax bank!

 

[Sprezza]

Every single stupid, simpering, sickening Christmas advert. Most of them are completely nonsensical and why are they all so childish?
It's every other bloody advert as well. It's November 5th and I've already got Christmas fatigue. It has to stop!!

 

[Millais]

I can’t stand the Motor Way or whatever it’s called one where the dad sells his car to buy his idiot son a convertible before he’s even passed his test, and also gives him the profit he made by selling the family car to the company.

Now you’re stuck getting the bus and bankrupting yourself paying for the little prince’s extortionate car insurance premiums, meanwhile your kid becomes even more obnoxious because he’s getting everything handed to him on a plate.

I know it’s not that deep but I see it every time I use ITVX and it gets right on my nerves!

 

[Eirawen]

Sick of hearing about vaginal dryness

 

[Jelly Bean]

That Hallo Fresh one where the narrator describes hearing the sounds of 'noodles noisily being slurped up' as a good thing.

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

Booking.com with booking and booker used to sound like fucking and fucker, it's childish and unnecessary. Who is is appealing to other than my 7 year old who looks delighted at it!

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

That flipping Molly Mae and her washing - why does some advertising exec think anyone is interested in her and her washing?
I am sick of seeing her, who cares, vacuous bint.

She strikes me as someone who doesn’t have a clue how to use a washing machine. Not the best face of the brand

 

[Rockin' Robin]

The latest advert for Heinz baked beans, with the man sobbing, because he had to leave his case of baked beans behind. What a depressing advert. What is wrong with the timeless slogan Beanz meanz Heinz. Instantly recognisable, forever memorable.

 

[Mennymoo123]

I want to shoot the person who came up with the yodelling Domino's ad. I have to mute it if it comes on!

 

[Magwitch]

I can't stand this one either, the way she asks "What would you do for love" at the end too, just urgh. Perfume adverts have led me to believe that there are way too many people on random rooftops.

The obsession with rooftops is weird. The only things that should be on roofs are pigeons and snipers.

 

[Jelly Bean]

That awful AI'd Pandora one where the child buys a bracelet for his mum -'I got you the moon' (or whatever drivel it was).

 

[Mollywobbles]

That Pure cremation one with the guy in the bath. Can’t stand any of their adverts but I really don’t want to see him smirking away about sausage rolls again. Also, he looks like that bath is too small for him and he’s stuck in there.
Also that one that uses “Ring My Bell” which has a lot of random weird stuff and end with someone in a pig costume playing the drums. It’s like some sort of weird fever nightmare dream and I still haven’t a clue what it’s trying to sell

Poor chap in the bath. Couldn’t someone tell him even if they have those lovely sausage rolls at his funeral,…he won’t be there to eat them.

 

[nopenopenopejustno]

The Stannah stair lift one. The way the granddad leans over his granddaughter and says "time to go to sleep now" is creepy as fuck. I expect him to reach for a pillow and smother her

 

[HannahC]

All the charity adverts that seem to be on constantly. Everyone is struggling to afford their own stuff at this time of year let alone finding a spare £10 a month for donkey's, bears, blind children, world hunger etc etc etc

 

[Alliander]

Totally agree! Worst thing about Christmas!!! All the weird perfume and aftershave adverts!

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I also sing “diarrhoeeeaaaaa!” every time

 

[Orphan_Black]

I was never a big listener to this song but Mr Blue Sky is officially ruined for me because they've played the same National Lottery (in Ireland) ads using that song for the past 2/3 years

There’s a lottery ad here (England)where the woman finds out she’s won by text in a cinema, it kinda makes me mad because of bad cinema etiquette put your phone on silent, love.