Adverts you hate #3

[Rosie glow]

Basically any period/bladder type adverts why do they all have to be so graphic these days?
I've just seen one with a woman Sat on the loo with her knickers round her ankles putting a tena in I'm be no means a prude but seriously

 

[nopenopenopejustno]

Any animal cruelty adverts (advertising the charities, not the cruelty!). I know they're (sadly) necessary, but they hurt me every time. I have to mute the tv and look away until the images have gone.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I noticed her too. Is she rubbing her damp fanny around her wickes kitchen now? Enquiring minds need to know

 

[Jelly Bean]

So many adverts are just grim and biological now. I'm so pleased I'm spared watching them with my late mother
Shaving pubic areas, people sitting on the bog, period blood, sweaty balls.

 

[Dogtanian]

Maltesers.
“He calls him my companion because he doesn’t want to think about us… getting it on”

lady, I don’t know you but I don’t want to imagine his wizened old nutsack slapping against various parts of your body either.

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I’m no prude-in fact I’m probably the opposite. Nothing really offends me. I’ve a weird sense of humour. But does anyone think adverts are just getting a bit ick? Especially the pepto bismal, andrex and viagra adverts? I don’t need to hear a little boy farting in class or silly idiots singing “diarrhoea oh” So many now I just cringe and think ewww

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Why are adverts so gross now?

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

I don't want to hear about your dry or itchy vagina whilst I'm eating thank you very much

or your bulky pee pads ....

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

I see you. OK. Do your dance. Do your fing. Cherry Hill. Uh. Now take it back, now take it slow

 

[emmer_moans]

Parky would be turning in his grave.

Along with his free Parker pen.

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

That stupid Toblerone ad that would have us believe that people are BITING those triangle chunks off. No- one with a normal set of teeth could do that or they would snap off! Plus, the people in the ad look disgusting chewing the chocolate.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Verisure. Why is the silly bint calling her alarm company to report her husband having chest pains?

Omg that one pisses me off too.
Why won't she call 999? Where is the logic?
The last time I called an ambulance for my mum they needed all sorts of specific questions answered so going through a third party just wastes time doesn't it?

Like the one where there is a prowler trying to get into the house so she calls Verisure instead of the police

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Tina Fey and Booking.com.

 

[Chocolategoggler]

It's easier just to say the only one that I like, that stands out possibly for all the wrong reasons, is the Pepto Bismal advert.
I especially like the diarrhea bloke - he's hilarious.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Basically any period/bladder type adverts why do they all have to be so graphic these days?
I've just seen one with a woman Sat on the loo with her knickers round her ankles putting a tena in I'm be no means a prude but seriously

Far to effin personal,I’m bit old fashioned but I prefer effin dignity.

 

[OwlHen]

I hate gambling ads. Especially the bingo type ones which are making it feel “matey” rather than being clear what it is.

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Andrex ad with the kid in school.

Kid pulls another kid's finger and kid skateboards to a toilet carrying a toilet roll.

What is going on with adverts these days that they all have to be so gross?

 

[MissPrint]

Moneysupermarket with Judi Dench.

Surely she can’t be that hard up she has to make such drivel.

 

[Beaversabout]

The pure cremation advert gives me boiling rage. When the man is sat in bath beaming over the LOVELY buffet at the funeral, and just the couples joy over a funeral. Who talks like this?

 

[Melian]

Molly-Maes laundry day

Peter Crouch in the Ariel advert