Adverts you hate #3

[Iamthebosun]

The one for Tena something-or-other. Do advertisers think we don't have any imagination? I don't need to see a close-up of a woman's crotch, thank you very much. The only saving grace is that at least she's wearing knickers and not a skimpy thong. But jeez!

Oh, and the one for sanitary pads with the period GUSH! Just how much more revolting can these adverts get, ffs???

The Gillette Venus one can be added to this, I can see the shaving bumps on her bikini line, why is that necessary! And whatever the one is where the man deodorants his penis, bloody hell.

 

[HannahC]

The KFC advert with a person being deep fried in some kind of human sacrifice (????????!!!!!!)

That one is horrible!

It's probably already been mentioned but the Boots advert where the little girl has a cold and puts the nuts back in the bowl and passes on the cold to the bloke, it's vile.

 

[Funny_bunny]

That Pure cremation one with the guy in the bath. Can’t stand any of their adverts but I really don’t want to see him smirking away about sausage rolls again. Also, he looks like that bath is too small for him and he’s stuck in there.
Also that one that uses “Ring My Bell” which has a lot of random weird stuff and end with someone in a pig costume playing the drums. It’s like some sort of weird fever nightmare dream and I still haven’t a clue what it’s trying to sell

 

[VC10]

It's the fella with his dirty parsnips for sun life over 50s plan that gets on my wick

Our neighbours husband fell head-first down their well & that was that. When she contacted Sun-Life after paying a monthly stipend for 40 years, they informed her that it was actually their neighbour who was covered , as her husband had inadvertently put the wrong house number on the paperwork.
When she asked them what should she do, they said its best that she gets the well filled in....

 

[HeyBabes]

The Magnum ice lolly adverts. That crack noise gives me irrational rage

 

[Fillyjonk]

The Tesco one where they’re walking around saying brand catchphrases. Sad bunch of wankers.

 

[MissPrint]

Apologies if this has already been mentioned (probably has) but the ‘what would you do for love?’ ad gives me irrational rage.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Robbie effing Williams advertising cat food.
Off you fuck dickhead.

 

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

Another disgusting one is the Boots one at a party/gathering: a little girl with a cold is sucking the chocolate off some sweets and putting the unwanted nuts(?) on a plate from which an unsuspecting man then eats them, catching the cold so he has to go snuffling to Boots pharmacy saying "I don't know where I got it from" or similar.

Also not really annoying me at the moment but are Clearscore repeating old ads now with the Boxer dog saying "what doing?". I'm sure these were about a few years ago...I used to say "what doing" to people in the dog's voice.

 

[CarmenGhia]

Grinning idiots singing about diarrhoea. That ad, and similarly disgusting nappy ones that go on about poo, are always on when I'm trying to eat.

 

[Iamthebosun]

That one for chewing gum where people have a talking/chewing mouth on their foreheads. Who tf thinks these weird ideas up?

It might just be me but I'd prefer it if adverts were either good (Cadbury eyebrows/gorilla) or just straightforward you know you love KFC, we all do, buy one. No need for all the weirdness. And don't get me started on perfume adverts

 

[Dogtanian]

Anyone fancy building a 1:2 scale Dalek for only 150 issues at £12 a pop?

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Someone has edited the John Lewis ad to feature the music of Mr Blobby

 

[TenerifeTigger]

I see someone else mentioned the lynx one with the dog. Now either I don't get it at all but why is a dog knocking fuck out of the boyfriend?

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

I hate that Amazon ad ! You know, the one where the theatre staff buy the singing janitor a suit culminating in him giving them performance onstage.
Its horribly patronising for the poor guy, not to mention schmaltzy.

 

[Kefalonic]

Random one but that ad where the kid is moaning about the washing up liquid bottle not being used up fast enough so he can make a spaceship out of it really pisses me off. Kid, you’re like eight or something - use your imagination or get some lego like everyone else.

 

[Eirawen]

Those bloody adverts or cremations, must be so depressing for folk who are sat at home ill or disabled. There is no need for them and they are trying so hard to make them
fun and cheerful. Bullshit

 

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

As someone who works in a supermarket people are THAT stupid

I’ve actually been mulling this over since I posted and have just submitted a complaint to the ASA about it. It looks like a beauty advert.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

The new Asda Christmas one. Getting the things I hate in the same place: Asda and the Grinch.

I went in Primark the other day and it was full of Grinch tat. I don’t understand the chronic obsession with that and Stitch that they have. Who wants the Grinch plastered on every possible item?

 

[Jelly Bean]

KFC have another wierd/revolting one. People eating with a close up of food all around their mouths