Adverts you hate #3

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

Also chiming in with some hate for the Amazon ad.

My favourite Amazon ad (well, Christmas ad overall) was 9 years ago, with the little Shetland pony being rejected by all the big horses, so it’s owner let him come in the house, with “Little Man” by Sonny & Cher playing.

 

[MissPrint]

Apologies if this has already been mentioned (probably has) but the ‘what would you do for love?’ ad gives me irrational rage.

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

It’s Christmas which means it’s stupid perfume advert season. I look forward to Charlize Theron in her gold dress, what would you do for love, daisy daisy daisy daisy, Julia Roberts beaming at the moon, Johnny Depp playing an electric guitar with all leads and amps in the middle of the desert with no sockets nearby, the male models dressed as sailors for Jean Paul Gautier, the annoying do it again finger clicks, and Timothy Chalamet staring at me through the TV whilst i wonder is this what’s attractive to young people these days.

 

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

It’s Christmas which means it’s stupid perfume advert season. I look forward to Charlize Theron in her gold dress, what would you do for love, daisy daisy daisy daisy, Julia Roberts beaming at the moon, Johnny Depp playing an electric guitar with all leads and amps in the middle of the desert with no sockets nearby, the male models dressed as sailors for Jean Paul Gautier, the annoying do it again finger clicks, and Timothy Chalamet staring at me through the TV whilst i wonder is this what’s attractive to young people these days.

It’s not Charlize Theron anymore, it’s Rihanna now.

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

Well that’s something

 

[Justhereforthedrama]

Well,I’ll be a boring old cow.here we go with dear Buster the lovely doggy.

Actually a beautiful one. I also liked the one with the dad learning to skateboard to welcome a foster kid, but the others have fallen quite flat. Its normally out this week isnt it?

 

[Captainmouse]

Can somebody explain an advert?
woman says ‘I need to find someone to take a dress out out, not just out of the wardrobe'

the next bit I don’t understand

thats why I’m never selling my joggers

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Oh dear have you seen about Adidas?Baby Joeys battered and skinned.for bleeping adidas trainers..oh my god I feel sick and pissed off.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Love the Morrisons one

I like that one too. Do they sell the oven mitts, because I want the scabby cat one.

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

I like that one too. Do they sell the oven mitts, because I want the scabby cat one.

No idea I just think it's clever. My manager at the orange shop was like have you seen our advert yet when she asks again going to tell her I prefer Morrisons

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Morrisons did the singing oven mitts thing last year but to a different song. They obviously think they have hit on a formula that works for them

 

[Mr Krabs]

It’s Christmas which means it’s stupid perfume advert season. I look forward to Charlize Theron in her gold dress, what would you do for love, daisy daisy daisy daisy, Julia Roberts beaming at the moon, Johnny Depp playing an electric guitar with all leads and amps in the middle of the desert with no sockets nearby, the male models dressed as sailors for Jean Paul Gautier, the annoying do it again finger clicks, and Timothy Chalamet staring at me through the TV whilst i wonder is this what’s attractive to young people these days.

The one with Julia Roberts handing out presents was mental. She just had a manic Botox grin through the entire ad. I think they’ve finally retired that one.

Natalie Portman and her lover/grandpa also make me cringe. What would you do for luuuve?

 

[Wynonna]

The Boots Christmas ad is a bit ... woke?? isn't it...

 

[RaveChampion]

How delightful. The xmas ads have started up again.
That's the Telly turned off till the new year then.
It's meant to be a period of quiet reflection and gratitude so I suppose the advertisers are doing me a favour there.
bleeping nobends.

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

The one with Julia Roberts handing out presents was mental. She just had a manic Botox grin through the entire ad. I think they’ve finally retired that one.

Natalie Portman and her lover/grandpa also make me cringe. What would you do for luuuve?

The Chris Hemsworth ones make me cringe used to think both brothers were sexy now sick of seeing them

 

[Melian]

And the charity begging bowl is out. What about the rest of the year?

 

[Eirawen]

And the charity begging bowl is out. What about the rest of the year?

Many of us are finding it difficult to make ends meet as it is and cannot afford to give to charity which is sad but true.Celebs are always banging on about us giving money to children in Need in November, do they (who are far richer than most people) dig deeply into their pockets I wonder.

 

[bottlewrapper]

Natalie Portman and her lover/grandpa also make me cringe. What would you do for luuuve?

To be fair the bit where she says that and then plummets over the cliff edge does rather sum up my love life...

 

[under the ivy]

The Tombola advert makes me want to put my head in the oven

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Josie Thinglybob and I think it's Iceland. Also it's been mentioned previously, but the bunch of drips on the Amazon advert buying the old guy a jacket so he can play the big star.