They also were proper ads like food ads,positioning and everything ads are all done but thingy..techy tit.
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Years ago I got a book from the library sale for about 10p that was a novelisation of those adverts. I read it on holiday and it was bloody awful.
This will never be beaten 
A,so few years ago the Aldi ads they were funny,old lady saying she prefers gin to tea,then the young attractive bloke spoke in high pitched voice.
My friends mum owned 3 of those plastic Fred flour guys in diffefrent colours. Their hats came off to put stuff in.
Everyone was always dead jealous. I was too tbh.
Everyone was always dead jealous. I was too tbh.
What about the Wondermashers?
"They boil them up and smash them all to bits" (evil cackling)
"They boil them up and smash them all to bits" (evil cackling)
Anyone remember the noodle doodle men?
"EEK! noodle doodle mouses"
Still my fave ever advert I reckon.
"EEK! noodle doodle mouses"
Still my fave ever advert I reckon.
Oh goodness Yes!
And Um Bongo- they drink it in the Congo you know
And Um Bongo- they drink it in the Congo you know
The python picked the passion fruit, the Marmoset the Mandarin.
Worryingly I know the whole thing by heart!
I can't remember important stuff but I remember all that.
Worryingly I know the whole thing by heart!
I can't remember important stuff but I remember all that.
OMG!Ol' Tressie with they key in her back to winch her barnet in and out again. That was all very well until the nylon went fuzzy then she was stuck looking like katie price, the poor cow
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Omfg. Following that grim Verisure offering up pops a new one from Stay Sure travel insurance featuring that couple of lameoids sitting on a plane.
Jeez.............
I had two Tressie dolls when I was a nipper!
By eck these young'uns don't know what their missing!
Life was simple then 
I still sing advert jingles from 70s or 80s
“Will it be mushrooms. Fried onion rings. We’ll have to wait and see. Hope it’s chips it’s chips”
Geoffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us
Do the shake n vac
Um Bongo “I’ll be your dawg”
Isn’t it funny how we can remember these from years ago but anything from today? Not a clue. ‘Arty’ perfume ads or stupid car adverts. And that awful girl on fiiiiiiiirrreeeee song
“Will it be mushrooms. Fried onion rings. We’ll have to wait and see. Hope it’s chips it’s chips”
Geoffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us
Do the shake n vac
Um Bongo “I’ll be your dawg”
Isn’t it funny how we can remember these from years ago but anything from today? Not a clue. ‘Arty’ perfume ads or stupid car adverts. And that awful girl on fiiiiiiiirrreeeee song
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit…I still sing advert jingles from 70s or 80s
“Will it be mushrooms. Fried onion rings. We’ll have to wait and see. Hope it’s chips it’s chips”
Geoffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us
Do the shake n vac
Um Bongo “I’ll be your dawg”
Isn’t it funny how we can remember these from years ago but anything from today? Not a clue. ‘Arty’ perfume ads or stupid car adverts. And that awful girl on fiiiiiiiirrreeeee song
Birds Eye potato waffles are waffley versatile.
always sing this when I toast up some potato waffles
always sing this when I toast up some potato waffles The ads clearly worked better cos everyone remembers them in detail.
Doubt I'll be able to do that with all the funeral/nasty/deliberately provocative ones.
Doubt I'll be able to do that with all the funeral/nasty/deliberately provocative ones.
Kia Ora was “I’ll be your dawg”. Um Bongo was “Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo”
Hahaha whenever someone mentions waffles to me I have to tell them deadpan "they're waffly versatile". Confuses my children no end.Birds Eye potato waffles are waffley versatile.
I confused my friend’s kid the other day when I found a bottle of Sunny D in their fridge.
‘Sunny D?! Thanks mom!’
Had them googling up the infamous orange skinned kids stories.
We had them going that it was true.
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