what took them so long?
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The one for Plenty with the cutesy little doggy leaving loving presents for its owner.
And why is it always on at mealtimes
And why is it always on at mealtimes
I wonder if Cornetto have anyone on their staff who remembers when Cornettos were the most expensive thing on the ice cream van? Now they're just bog standard prices and maybe should let their ads reflect it, in the same way buying Vienetta used to need a second mortgage whereas is now way cheaper than some shite roulade.
I genuinely had a very similar train of thought today but about Soleros. I'm sure there was an advert. Do you remember when they came out and how over priced they were? Relegated to a 2 for £4 offer in Asda now though.
The new Viagra advert, bit risque to be shown during the daytime isn't it? Lol
I like Judi Dench as an actress and a person generally.
But those Money Supermarket - Money Super Seven adverts can all duck right off!
But those Money Supermarket - Money Super Seven adverts can all duck right off!
It seems such a shame, surely she's not strapped for cash?! It looks a bit desperate for her to be doing adverts at this stage in her career. Same for Patrick Stewart with Yorkshire Tea ("Tiiiiiinnnnnaaaaaaa")
I love both their works, I am a massive period film fan plus a Trekkie (haha random I know) but really come on now ... The amount of films/series/theatre they have done I doubt they need the money to pay off the mortgage.
They just look so cringey on both adverts.
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That bloody deodorant Sure one,rather large ladies wiggling their boobs dancing.Good grief.
Oy! We larger ladies are allowed to dance…That bloody deodorant Sure one,rather large ladies wiggling their boobs dancing.Good grief.
A song from my childhood…it should be ears, but this was our version..Oh don’t mean to be rude.it’s just the wiggling of the tits.
Do yer tits hang low,
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Or can you tie them in a bow
Like a regimental soldier
Do yer tits hang low ow ow
Can you swing them over yer shoulder
Yep,remember that I remember it as do your balls hang low.
That ad where they go on about dog pee as "scented yellow gifts" or something. Made me feel quite queasy. Things go pee pee, I get that but why describe it in such lyrical tones? Sounds like a water sports enthusiast IMO!
The Subway one that’s on during Love Island. ‘as long as it’s got some sauce I’m ‘appy’ ‘i’m not here for a melt, am i?’ 
I know i’m not expecting much, watching Love Island in the first place, but some of the Love Island related adverts are dire 
I know i’m not expecting much, watching Love Island in the first place, but some of the Love Island related adverts are dire Fabreze ad,oh yes flush the bog and loads of tit smells out of the bog.What a great ad.
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Bleeding Zoopla ad with the woman with walrus teef..god she really pisses me off.
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Bleeding Zoopla ad with the woman with walrus teef..god she really pisses me off.
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All the Wild deodorant adverts.
The Google Pixel ones have left me cold. Not sure (although I suspect why) so many adverts or background music has to be some rap shite. It's like when chavs drive by with the windows open so you can hear their crap music and give them the attention they are desperate for; never good music, just rap with a capital 'c'.
I haaaate the Booking.com adverts with Melissa McCarthy and her husband. And they're everywhere! TV, radio, YouTube, arghh!
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