I suggested he would do Cinco de Mayo at Epcot, I was off by one day. The wheel stops on WDW yesterday for Seis de Mayo instead.
What is with the facial expression? Be a normal human. Smile like a normal human. The eyebrows up and otherwise completely emotionless look is great for a 50yo man who dresses like a 12yo and lives alone.
I told you he'd wait until there were no lines to get into this new lounge. The 50yo man needs his "free" cartoon magnet, you know.
Complains about the heat. Once again notifies the viewers he has no gameplan at all, just headed to Epcot and the new Passholder lounge. Did you now he's a annual passholder, has he mentioned that previously? He has? Ok, look at the Celebration clock with plastic so cloudy you'd think it was a headlight on a 1997 Honda Civic
Once the OCD routine waiting for the clock hand to move is over, it's on to Epcot. Adam says he thinks he's going to opt to walk to the gates and not take the tram. Not sure why he acts like it's a decision, he walks to the gates in every parking lot 99.9% (as well as walks back to his car 99.9% of the time). He mentally chalks that up to his exercise routine, you know.
He makes the first OCD mention of the monorail, then a second mention of the monorail. The monorail cannot pass Adam without him mentioning it. He then complains about the size of the Joffrey's coffee he got, but he had zero wait which overcomes any complaint.
NOW ON TO LOOKING FOR MORE PINS. Must get more pins! Plenty of effort on the pins, but can't sell merch for charity.
Big Boy Adam then gets his widdle magnet. He says, "look, he's
tooken a bite out of the magnet up here." Yes, tooken.
Then it hits him that he can do a "double lounge" day, to remind everyone he's both an AP
and a DVC member. VIP! Don't you know who he is? He won't take the tram in the parking lot, but he will take the Friendship across the World Showcase lagoon.
Big Boy Adam shows off his widdle magnet while cruising across the water, clearly an attempt at a thumbnail. Whenever the cringe level is this high, it's usually a thumbnail attempt.
The only good thing about this lounge is that it's in the former restaurant in Morocco, which is stunning inside. Otherwise, it's the same sort of lounge that's everywhere else on any Disney property - free non-alcoholic drinks, snacks, a place to sit, and you can charge your phone. Adam highlights these features as if he's never seen them before, "it's kind of neat, they have seating! I got a water!" JFC, like they were going to make you stand. I guess he's playing the Disney shill today instead of taking a jab at them in the title or complaining about lines.
Adam talks to some guy named Gary (I don't recognize him) who remembers the good old days "when they had belly dancers in here"
Adam then meet Genie, and tells him "it's a good Annual Passholder day" and holds up his magnet and says, "I have my annual passholder magnet here", because I'm sure the guy in the Genie costume is really interested in that while Adam got his thumbnail. The Genie guy probably knows it's an AP lounge, Adam, you can't get in unless you're an AP, you don't need to mention it again and again. Adam then asks Gary, "Do you like meeting characters?" and Gary answers, "No." Some other random vlogger parasite named Great Day Adventure looking for a plug from Adam shows up and leaves just as quickly.
Gary and Adam then meet Abu, despite Gary not liking to meet characters, and Adam has to get the finger in there
After a short break outside, it's on to the DVC lounge, where they can...get a drink, a snack, sit down and charge their phones
. Adam has to meticulously document himself acquiring his cherry limeade fruit punch zero sugar drink so you know what a good boy he is. Adam also shows himself refusing the snacks available because, as I've documented here recently,
as far as his vlog is concerned, Adam no longer eats any food, he just drinks beverages. He then runs over to the windows to see the Monorail go by
.
It's off the Living with the Land before he heads out. Adam says the app has a 20 minute wait (oh no!), but it looks like less to Adam, so he gets in line. And that's thankfully all, folks.
In other news, I see The Oracle of Orlando's Disney investment is doing quite well today. He bought around 110/111 a share. I hope it's not driving him too crazy, looking at the stock price constantly