ah yes, because dressing in sequins and fairy wings means that Lucy embodies the true spirit of glasto! that "pilgrimage" by helicopter to spend the summer solstice connecting with nature by adamantly refusing to spend a single night camping in "the fields". totally sums up that relatable glasto experience!
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one of the lucky few with a golden ticket to a festival she has slated as "way too busy", with "too many people" and "not great" music or performances. the "glasto spirit" that brings together such an eclectic group of people from "all walks of life" - yet there were far too many of these "magical people", to the point that it felt "crowded" and the majority of the golden ticket holders she actually resented for bringing "V-Fest vibes" to the festival.
she prides herself on being a "seasoned and weathered glastonbury fairy" - a pretty huge claim when she deems herself above camping! - at a festival with supposedly the most magical and euphoric atmosphere, her favourite weekend of the year, yet she's hardly hyping up her experiences, stating the festival was "lacking something" this year, and so beyond crowded it actually felt "scary" and not the usual vibe of magical people - so sharing this bullshit about "glasto spirit" when she's publicly slating her experiences of this year's festival seems somewhat contradictory!
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