2023 Celebrity Death Pool #6 Ha Ha Ha Ha Staying Alive, Staying Alive

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I honestly thought Gary G was dead already. Damn i think being a pweirdo gives these people special aging powers. Sick fucks.
Nah, he was released from prison recently and recalled within days for trying to access the dark web on a smart phone. Dirty fucker.
 
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No mention of date of death, just that the death has been registered. How soon do you need to register a death after the person has tied their kangaroo down?
Sky are saying he died on the 10th, at home with his family around him. More than he deserved. Funeral already held.
 
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Nah, he was released from prison recently and recalled within days for trying to access the dark web on a smart phone. Dirty fucker.
Glitter was transferred to bail hostel in Waterlooville, Portsmouth before being recalled to prison. Apparently he used to own a boat in nearby Gosport and lived in the area being banged up. Ugh.
 
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Sky are saying he died on the 10th, at home with his family around him. More than he deserved. Funeral already held.
So the private ambulance was called the next day to take his body straight to the nearest incinerator?

I hate the way they’re saying he’s been laid to rest. He doesn’t deserve rest. He deserves eternal damnation.
 
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I like to think it took them the full day to find someone willing to take him. Probably burnt him along with the private ambulance and everything that touched him.
 
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Well done all points winners, you must feel great!
What do you say to people who ask why you're doing air punches and strutting around like Conor McGregor?
 
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Well done all points winners, you must feel great!
What do you say to people who ask why you're doing air punches and strutting around like Conor McGregor?
Just tell them poncy Rolf Harris died, they'll understand
Edited to say I wrote n oncy not poncy?!
 
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Said he died 10th May.So you guys were right.
 
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Anyone near HMP The Verne in Dorset? Can you be on hearse, oops, I mean private ambulance watch?
 
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In other news, I am going for a new personal goal. To end the year with NUL points as I am never going to catch up at this rate.
The only way I'll catch up is if Maisie Williams or Cara Delevigne die
 
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Points at last.
 
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Yes a death! Makes it even better that unlike our beloved Paul this was a piece of shit who deserved to die, hopefully slowly and painfully.
Congrats on the points guys
 
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Could be a controversial topic as I know people have different beliefs on what’s happened, but could a missing person be considered for the list? I’ve noticed they’re searching a reservoir for Madeline, on a lead they’ve had saying someone says her body is in there. She’s been missing years but hasn’t actually been confirmed dead as far as I know?
 
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