2023 Celebrity Death Pool #5 just die

[Sir Lancelot]

Anyone have Justin Bieber on their list? On CDAN there was a blind about someone trying to unalive themselves last month, and the comments are full of people saying it was him Hadn't heard the rumours before of how he came to be famous. Depressing stuff.

He has two votes, which is much less than I'd expected.

 

[InkHeart]

Anita Harris’ husband has died. Another adjunct and no points as ever

My heart jumped there, seeing Harris! Not the Harris I was looking for. Poor woman, they've been married since 1973!

 

[VC10]

Victor Gallucci anyone?
81 year old The Bill “star”

Thank god ; the heavens have broken on this drought

I recall him as an actor, he also organised the Isle of Wight Music Festivals as well, if I remember

 

[Mugglewump]

I think we're only good at the Nul Points

 

[VC10]

I've just seen a picture of the actor Timothy Spall. Fucking hell, he's acting dead. Looks mummified

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Who has Camilla?
Is she even worth points?
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Bit pointless her dying if she's a nul pointer.

Love you Ma'am, our new Queen etc.

Six votes for the Scarlet Queen

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

F*ck me Floella Benjamin is there looking nowhere near 73!! Forgotten about her, remember her from playschool
I'll add her to my list for 2043!

no you cannot ..the woman is timeless ..the female DVD !

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Indeed. At least Ukraine's winning entry wasn't a zzzz ballad that time. The Sam Ryder fans will of course disagree with me but I also think that the UK's second placing was a thank you for being Ukraine's top supporter in Europe. That theory will probably be disapproven when we absolutely flop in tonight's results though!

The UK came second to last, so we can't apply the Nul points gag!

 

[thenorthremembers]

Just seen an article saying Katie Price is planning another augmentation surgery and wanting to get her bust bigger. Surely there’s only got to be so much the body can handle pretty sure it’s her 17th

I was just about to mention the blow up doll.. comin to a mortuary slab soon if she carries on.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Jamie Foxx and Rolf Harris both ongoing. Just die.

 

[#botsforlife]

So it’s past the time I said. I expect an announcement tomorrow at some stage (13th May) now or maybe I am wrong and I’ll wake up to the news that he’s officially carked it

 

[cantthinkofaname2]

I had a dream about this thread last night.

Points incoming and a bonus row with my husband over being ‘sick in the head’ if it were to be believed

 

[InkHeart]

I don't look anything like DVD. I hope I have his longevity though.

He's got good teeth!

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

He'll be spinning (right round baby right round) in his grave.

It's ok he can rock it (rock it, rock it).
My go to song request in my goth days. Ahhh memories.

*I used to think it was 'rock hits, rock hits, rock hits'. Apparently not.

 

[MLE007]

I'm gonna guess a man next though

 

[kurtCobainsguitar]

While we are waiting for some poor sleb to die, did I ever tell about the time I killed Blake Carrington from Dynasty? It was on some obscure channel and I said to Husband, he must be dead now? He died the next day.

I need to start watching old TV. Any suggestions for people needing points?

Patricia Routledge.....

 

[MLE007]

I'm not saying the Tattle Death Pool was 'inspired' by that site but it very clearly was... shh...
They do better than us, anyway. Bastards.

Homer Simpson seems a good punt for next year

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Is he still not dead??? I really thought he would be by now

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Jesus christ lads Lauren Harries looks fucked!

Why? What has happened now?
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Jeffrey Archer is looking a bit knackered. Anyone got him?

Nul points

 

[JoJo76]

I saw nobody replied to you but I’m pretty sure nobody would have been offended.

I did once nearly get into trubble on the Alice Evans thread. I think I dreamed about her dying which I mentioned and then said something a bit crass - it was when she was in the thick of her self made drama so take a guess - and admin deleted it, naughty me 🫢

Not just me then