2023 Celebrity Death Pool #16 Poking & Corpses

[Serene Serena]

You missed Paolo Magnani, Italian Roman Catholic prelate, died today aged 96.

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Parking my spot

 

[Sir Lancelot]

You missed Paolo Magnani, Italian Roman Catholic prelate, died today aged 96.

I didn't miss them; I left them off on purpose. duck the Catholic church.

 

[thenorthremembers]

Here we are with thread number sixteen!



Quick recap:

*Our @JoJo76 hadn't died (again) so we thank her for the thread title (and happy anniversary)

*some lurkers and newbies have made themselves known, which is nice

*Shaft died. Nul points. 'Shaft' heehee

*Lovely @SmillieKylie gave us a hair swish for some reason or other

*Good ol' @thenorthremembers saw the Paw Patrol movie at the cinema and has not yet recovered

*we talked about Dick (and dick)

*Shane McGowan looks dead but isn't

*Jack Monroe was mentioned briefly

*Vladimir Putin was rumoured to be dying or dead or frozen or a clone

*mince pies got a mentioned far too early

*killer Cliff was on The One Show wearing a waistcoat of what looked like human skin

*sapiosexual is a thing

*a dead squirrel (nul points) and the consent of monkeys were discussed

*several drinks were consumed

*Jane Seymour has been living la vida loca at Dick's Fun Palace (allegedly)

*RIP Matthew Perry (who died when Sir Lancelot was asleep, which is just rude)

*we have a new first place @EffingDust

*no Halloween Bonus points were scored

*animals have no place on The List

*that @kurtCobainsguitar went missing but returned to much fanfare

*there was cat talk and photos

*we discussed 2024 lists and complained that everyone is far too healthy these days

*voting for 2024 starts on December 1st and will have a seperate thread

*we still don't like Alice bleeping Evans



Now, on we go with the best thread on Tattle!
Check the Wiki for rules.
2024 voting starts on December 1st


BRING OUT THE DEAD!

You had one surprise job Lance lol .. I wanted a lovely announcement for our beloved Alice bleeping Evans @JoJo76 there wasn’t even an emoji at the end lol. I’ll let you off.. ( I don’t wanna lose my points!)

Happy 13th wedding to you and Mr Alice bleeping Evans Mrs @JoJo76
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[Sir Lancelot]

You had one surprise job Lance lol .. I wanted a lovely announcement for our beloved Alice bleeping Evans @JoJo76
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I said Happy Anniversary, what more do you want ffs? You're lucky that even happened!
Some people...

 

[thenorthremembers]

I said Happy Anniversary, what more do you want ffs? You're lucky that even happened!
Some people...

Some flowers?! You men I tell you! now now don’t get moody I’ll send killer Cliff after you to knock those knees about a bit lol.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Did you fall in love with Cliff and his bongos back in the day Dolly

Nahh never been a Quiff fan,Elvis for me.he copied Elvis with the bleeping curled lip.

 

[thenorthremembers]

That's Cliff's younger head on someone else's body. Cliff was never muscular. He was always a streak of piss and he still is, but now it's a streak of elderly piss wearing a waistcoat made from human skin.

BIB
bleeping hilarious

 

[Serene Serena]

BIB
bleeping hilarious

Here he is, wearing an ENTIRE OUTFIT made from human skin

 

[thenorthremembers]

Here he is, wearing an ENTIRE OUTFIT made from human skin

There’s some people who shouldn’t wear that and he is one of them my poor eyes

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Machine Gun Kelly has been making a right fool of himeself on the F1 Grid. Hopefully whatever he was on means that I have points incoming soon.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Out of all the celebrity deaths that you've been aware of (ie, since you were old enough to give a tit), which one affected you the most?

 

[thenorthremembers]

Out of all the celebrity deaths that you've been aware of (ie, since you were old enough to give a tit), which one affected you the most?

Can we have more than one choice?

 

[TheMogadon]

Out of all the celebrity deaths that you've been aware of (ie, since you were old enough to give a tit), which one affected you the most?

I was a HUGE Roald Dahl fan when I was wee.(obvs before I knew what a Fucker he was irl) and I remember opening another one of his books to read and I read the blurb at the start andthe last lines were “Roald Dahl died in 1990 at the age of 74”

I’d read Boy and Going Solo so I felt like I knew him and little me was devastated.

 

[thenorthremembers]

Robin Williams, Matt Perry, The Queen she’s like a grandma . Taylor Hawkins.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Can we have more than one choice?

Of course; there are no points on offer.
I just thought since we're a death thread I may as well keep it on brand.
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Robin Williams, Matt Perry, The Queen she’s like a grandma . Taylor Hawkins.

Oof, with you there on Robin Williams.

 

[smudge126]

Out of all the celebrity deaths that you've been aware of (ie, since you were old enough to give a tit), which one affected you the most?

Prince, Taylor Hawkins and Matthew Perry really upset me, but Lil Chris really got to me. I know he was relatively unknown, but seeing him struggle after being catapulted to five minutes of fame and then left to deal with reality when it faded was awful. He was only a kid and could have had a great future ahead of him, just not the one he was initially promised.

 

[KitKat21]

Out of all the celebrity deaths that you've been aware of (ie, since you were old enough to give a tit), which one affected you the most?

As a massive Boyzone fan back in the day, I’d say Stephen Gately.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Kristian Digby, Darius and Paul O'Grady are three that I can think of that have made me feel really sad. However, I actually cried when Caroline Flack died.

 

[MLE007]

Princess Diana was a shocker, just totally unexpected. I was 16 and remember being woken up on Sunday morning and being told and feeling really weird - like I knew her or something?!
Was sad about Rik Mayall passing oh and George Michael!
Still sad about "David's Dead" Gest too.
Fanx for the new Fred by the way!
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Robin Williams, Matt Perry, The Queen she’s like a grandma . Taylor Hawkins.

Oh gosh yes Robin Williams too!