2023 Celebrity Death Pool #16 Poking & Corpses

[Sir Lancelot]

Here we are with thread number sixteen!



Quick recap:

*Our @JoJo76 hadn't died (again) so we thank her for the thread title (and happy anniversary)

*some lurkers and newbies have made themselves known, which is nice

*Shaft died. Nul points. 'Shaft' heehee

*Lovely @SmillieKylie gave us a hair swish for some reason or other

*Good ol' @thenorthremembers saw the Paw Patrol movie at the cinema and has not yet recovered

*we talked about Dick (and dick)

*Shane McGowan looks dead but isn't

*Jack Monroe was mentioned briefly

*Vladimir Putin was rumoured to be dying or dead or frozen or a clone

*mince pies got a mentioned far too early

*killer Cliff was on The One Show wearing a waistcoat of what looked like human skin

*sapiosexual is a thing

*a dead squirrel (nul points) and the consent of monkeys were discussed

*several drinks were consumed

*Jane Seymour has been living la vida loca at Dick's Fun Palace (allegedly)

*RIP Matthew Perry (who died when Sir Lancelot was asleep, which is just rude)

*we have a new first place @EffingDust

*no Halloween Bonus points were scored

*animals have no place on The List

*that @kurtCobainsguitar went missing but returned to much fanfare

*there was cat talk and photos

*we discussed 2024 lists and complained that everyone is far too healthy these days

*voting for 2024 starts on December 1st and will have a seperate thread

*we still don't like Alice Fucking Evans



Now, on we go with the best thread on Tattle!
Check the Wiki for rules.
2024 voting starts on December 1st


BRING OUT THE DEAD!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Just like other threads I think we should always have photos of celebs on the first page who feature heavily within each thread.

NO.
Absolutely fucking not.
If you try this shit again you're getting minus fifty points.
I fucking hate that 'thread patron' bullshit and you're lucky I put up with Dick.
Stop it.

 

[Lovecrisps]

Gone but not forgotten

 

[ItsDatCuw]

A man has just been found dead in his bed in my town. Apparently he died in 2001

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I think he's an accountant. Accountants love spreadsheets.

I am not an accountant.
I have slept with one.
There was no Excel spreadsheet involved.

 

[thenorthremembers]

Weren’t some compromising photos of Cliff a famous Christian singer found at a station in London once? In them, the singer was wearing women’s underwear and was posing with young boys. Allegedly.

Like this one as well…

 

[ItsDatCuw]

He's been there for 22 years?!
What was left of him? I'm imagining a goopy mess akin to the end of Gremlins...

Also, nul points.

Just a skeleton apparently. He was found completely by accident as they were planning on demolishing the house which was boarded up. His family thought he’d gone away traveling and that he’d just decided not to come back or keep in touch.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

Got ourselves a kranky, talkin', crabby, grumpy, livin' doll

 

[VC10]

Lol! Everytime someone says "lost my mum" or "marking five years since we lost our dad" my husband and I say "well they really should go look for them!"

It's been ten years now since my husband disappeared.
I often think of him as the years slip by , and the long , lonely years pass.
If he's reading this , I'd like to say something to him....
" Derek , if they haven't got any silver top , semi-skimmed will do.."

 

[SmillieKylie]

Just like other threads I think we should always have photos of celebs on the first page who feature heavily within each thread. Dick has featured a lot on the first page, so he’s giving it a rest today, letting someone else have a go. As Cliff was noticed stalking AFE on the last thread, and some of us (mainly me) think he’s been hired to take her out of the game, today we have a shirt-free Cliff relaxing with his trusty gun, murder not far from his mind. He’s not my cup of tea but some ladies and maybe some men on here may appreciate and enjoy for a few seconds a half naked Cliff, smiling as he plans a kill……

 

[Sir Lancelot]

We're not having a mascot or a patron or any other fucking thing.

Dick is a unique case.
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In other news, I hope LadBaby and his annoying fucking wife earn someone some points in 2024.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

We have six weeks left.

Will anyone catch @EffingDust in first place?
@Fewminhun is only nine points behind in second place.
Bringing up third, 26pts behind first place, is @jayne2240

I'll give the points earned when 2023 is over.
Suffice to say, it would only take one death for the Top Ten point earners to be thrown into chaos.

WHICH CELEBRITIES WILL NOT SURVIVE 2023?!

Fun, innit?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I've missed this whole thread. Did anyone on the list die?

That's funny.

No

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Are you not a fan of the thread patrons on the Celeb Gossip thread @Sir Lancelot?

I believe you know the answer to this and I refuse to engage with your trolling.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Just talking about my own death but

 

[Fartycat]

I'm tearing my hair out trying to find a suitable Secret Santa present for a particularly pernickety relative. Whilst browsing on Etsy I found this little fellow.
Cute, isn't he?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

So.
Celebrity deaths.

On November 9th across history; several notable deaths occured:

Dylan Thomas
Charles De Gaulle
Art Carney
Bill Tarmey


Look, I'm trying to stick to the thread subject

 

[ItsDatCuw]

Really getting my money’s worth out of MyHeritage.com. Would definitely recommend.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

My mum has been particularly insufferable this week so I just told her how I read in the news that Cliff is supposed to be a hitman now:

“Oh for god’s sake. Anything else they could throw at him? I doubt very much if that’s true. Anything the media could think of to discredit him. Hasn’t the poor man been through enough!”

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Can I make a request/suggestion? Can you spice up the nil points thingy by using different languages. There are 7,151 recognized languages in use today so on current form it could be a pleasant diversion for a couple of weeks? Ta

Nul fucking points to this suggestion.