foreverfeds
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Thread: Raisins and mayo are foods of the devil, but pastry and cheese are simply next level!
squatternutbosh
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Mother dear, I’ve had an absolutely ghastly time at crochet club today- please can you ask the scullery maid to fetch me some fresh cocoa at once, I wish to dilly dally in the meadow to clear my mind.
- Nina, 2022 (age 5)
- Nina, 2022 (age 5)
Yellow_brick_road
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My dad went parachute jumping only the parachute didn't open, we thought he would never walk again but the nurse recommended your new book and whipped him up a few pop tarts and lo and behold he was like Dick Van Dyke dancing out of that hospital, Rebecca "miracle worker" Wilson thank you so much.
squatternutbosh
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I cannot even begin to tell you how toxic this is. Kids aren’t meant to be our mates. We are meant to orient them and have that boundary that ensures we are their safe space, and at the same time responsible for them.
“I’m gonna brainwash Nina into being my gal pal so she doesn’t desert me when she’s independent and is forced to keep me company out of pity as she knows I haven’t got anyone else”
what a fucking mess. Someone get her a therapist STAT.
Pollyanna263
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Every night in my dreams I see cheese, I eat cheese
Every night in my dreams I see cheese, I eat cheese
Yellow_brick_road
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Tell me you have no friends without telling me you have no friends.
Pollyanna263
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She’s moved to a house, an average house in the country. On the beg for seats and a bed to sleep for MyNini
She’s moved to a house, an average house in the country. On the beg for seats and a bed to sleep for MyNini
SophSpinsSillyStories
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Thanks to @moreteavicarXoXo for the winning recommendation. You may collect your reward of pastry and cheese from Costa in Carlisle.
Hope this works - it’s my first thread!
Previous thread recap:
Nina turned 4 and rather than spending the day at soft play with her friends, she had a 121 visit from Cinderella, a long trip in the car to a shopping centre and a TGI Fridays - it was Rebecca’s perfect day.
Lots of posts suggesting a move towards body positivity content - starting with posting how Nina was a ‘chunky’ almost 12lb baby and ending with her having a rant about people questioning whether Nina should be wearing clothes for someone that’s twice her age.
Becky ate out 1,246,801 times in October. She made precisely 3 meals at home (hulk pasta, cornflake chicken, and slow cooker gammon) - yawn…… she’s the worst advertisement for her ‘healthy’ family cookbook as she never cooks and when she does it’s things we’ve seen time and time and time again. It’s like the cooking version of purgatory.
She mum shamed a woman for allowing her child to use a table whilst in a cafe - seemingly thinking this was more inappropriate than filming your child after she’d had a toilet accident…..
Lots of (very literal) begs to buy her book - lots of hints on moving house so she probably needs the cash, it remains to be seen whether ‘he who should not be named’ (the husband) will be going with them.
Disappeared for a girly spa weekend but ended up gatecrashing a wedding as the bride was a ‘fan’.
Other than that it was usual schmoozual - lots of in-your-face videos of poor Nina eating (at one point she looked on the verge of tears)
, more NT visits, more BFF trips to shopping centres, more pastry, more cheese, more Hagrid boomerangs…..
Oh…..She finally got her blue tick too - FML Becky With The Bad Hair is going to be insufferable!
We’re here for you Nina - just go to any Costa and ask for Hagrid and we will save you! Blink twice to let us know that you’re not being force fed. #FreeNina.
Hope this works - it’s my first thread!
Previous thread recap:
Nina turned 4 and rather than spending the day at soft play with her friends, she had a 121 visit from Cinderella, a long trip in the car to a shopping centre and a TGI Fridays - it was Rebecca’s perfect day.
Lots of posts suggesting a move towards body positivity content - starting with posting how Nina was a ‘chunky’ almost 12lb baby and ending with her having a rant about people questioning whether Nina should be wearing clothes for someone that’s twice her age.
Becky ate out 1,246,801 times in October. She made precisely 3 meals at home (hulk pasta, cornflake chicken, and slow cooker gammon) - yawn…… she’s the worst advertisement for her ‘healthy’ family cookbook as she never cooks and when she does it’s things we’ve seen time and time and time again. It’s like the cooking version of purgatory.
She mum shamed a woman for allowing her child to use a table whilst in a cafe - seemingly thinking this was more inappropriate than filming your child after she’d had a toilet accident…..
Lots of (very literal) begs to buy her book - lots of hints on moving house so she probably needs the cash, it remains to be seen whether ‘he who should not be named’ (the husband) will be going with them.
Disappeared for a girly spa weekend but ended up gatecrashing a wedding as the bride was a ‘fan’.
Other than that it was usual schmoozual - lots of in-your-face videos of poor Nina eating (at one point she looked on the verge of tears)
, more NT visits, more BFF trips to shopping centres, more pastry, more cheese, more Hagrid boomerangs…..Oh…..She finally got her blue tick too - FML Becky With The Bad Hair is going to be insufferable!
We’re here for you Nina - just go to any Costa and ask for Hagrid and we will save you! Blink twice to let us know that you’re not being force fed. #FreeNina.
squatternutbosh
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Doing gods work
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE.
DID SHE REALLY TAKE A 4yo TO WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY IN THE CINEMA
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squatternutbosh
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Next week:
becky: I watched 50 shades of grey with my Nini but fast forwarded all the inappropriate bits!
becky: I watched 50 shades of grey with my Nini but fast forwarded all the inappropriate bits!
TheBabeWithThePower
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My sister had a traumatic brain injury following a car accident and was in a coma and not expected to recover. Just as we were about to decide to switch off life support the junior doctor recommended your new book, we made some mushroom and broccoli sludge, popped it into a feeding tube and she sat up straight away and said "have you got any fruit pinwheels? Maybe with some yoghurt for dipping and some passion fruit and kiwi fruit with the skin left on? I'm famished!"
Lizzieloux
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“Then she said something that literally made my heart melt “Mummy instead of the Gilmore Girls, can we be the Wilson girls?””
I replied with “she didn’t though, did she?” Blocked
I replied with “she didn’t though, did she?” Blocked
foreverfeds
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Well in our house we brush each other’s hair whilst drinking mocktails and watching Gilmore Girls whilst talking about how we are best friends and will be forever and ever. The only thing that spoils it is the occasional screams from the basement where we’ve chained up The Other. Can’t have him interrupting our girly fun.We use Ella's banana biscuits here as a bribe to brush my daughters crazy curls
Oh no wait. That’s somebody else.
I just stick her in front of YouTube and slightly hold her down.
hereforthegossip22
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She’s only 31!!! Fuck me….. she’s had a hard paper round. I can’t get over she’s 31 and has zero friends, and has that hair style and dresses like that…
I've said it before & I'll say it again and again and again - her braggy 'look how amazing my daughter is' is just shit. You know, I asked my almost 4 year old what he wanted to be when he's older & he signed to me that he wanted to be able to hear.
She pisses me off with how privileged and 'amazing'actually really shit her life is. There are going to be some poor mothers that send their kids for their first days of school panicking that they haven't done enough for their kids and their education as they'll use her as a barometer.
My kid may not be able to speak, but he can communicate via makaton and sign language. It's been a long uphill battle - but he has friends, he goes to the playpark, he has chocolate & fruit & a really well balanced diet. Sometimes I look at this shit insta life & think that i'm not enough - but I see how happy my boys are and realise that I am. They can't write their fucking name yet, but so what? They're going to go to school & learn all of that - my job at the minute is to make sure they're happy.
ooft - that was a bit of a rant. She (and every other insta-mum/dadJoe Wicks) really boils my piss with how 'perfect' her life is.
She pisses me off with how privileged and 'amazing'
My kid may not be able to speak, but he can communicate via makaton and sign language. It's been a long uphill battle - but he has friends, he goes to the playpark, he has chocolate & fruit & a really well balanced diet. Sometimes I look at this shit insta life & think that i'm not enough - but I see how happy my boys are and realise that I am. They can't write their fucking name yet, but so what? They're going to go to school & learn all of that - my job at the minute is to make sure they're happy.
ooft - that was a bit of a rant. She (and every other insta-mum/dad
squatternutbosh
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My friend was wandering aimlessly through the desert for 40 years, someone gave her fast family comforts, and lo- the sea was split asunder and she was able to feed 40000 starving kids from 5 babybels & 2 packets of jusrol, Bex’s book is a modern day miracle!
Right on top of that rose
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So the cheesy sweet corn eggy bread (
) is apparently perfect for when you don’t want to “spend ages in the kitchen”
Do you know what else is perfect for when you don’t want to spend ages in the kitchen?
A sandwich.
A mother fucking bog standard sandwich.
Two rounds of bread, filling of your choice. Done
Dickhead.
) is apparently perfect for when you don’t want to “spend ages in the kitchen”Do you know what else is perfect for when you don’t want to spend ages in the kitchen?
A sandwich.
A mother fucking bog standard sandwich.
Two rounds of bread, filling of your choice. Done
Dickhead.