Recap
So Tidge,as she is now affectionately known since she left her not forever home in the dead of night, is living it up in the sitting room of the clinical looking squat adorned with net curtains. It’s so gorgeous, she escapes as often as she can for the weekend in hotels spitting distance away and frequents eateries more than usual.
But if you like pasta then she’s your woman as she can throw this together in the kitchen we never see. She laments not being able to share her kids tantrums and underwear drawers because it deprives her of any content. But tattlers are so pass remarkable she had no choice. Her audience is devastated not witnessing these highlights. Us tattlers though are regularly treated to drunken rants and showing her true knacker side.
Tidge has taken it upon herself to be an advocate of all those who have suffered miscarriages and fertility issues. A noble cause if it wasn’t for the fact all is not as it seems.
We are desperately missing the legs up the stairs shots of old but we were treated to legs akimbo as a coil was inserted.TMI overload.
Family is so important to her and apparently she has seen her family so much over covid which is inkkkkredible as with all the naps and self care she’s some woman for one woman. It’s more inkkkkkkredible because she didn’t show any photos of each visit.
Being a fashion designer and wannabe DJ, our girl launched her longewear that looks like school uniform tracksuits coated in room spray for the MMB experience. Followed swiftly by premium polyester robes but pipped to the post by Ms McGregor launching houseboats coated in perfume spray and adulation from all the instahuns. Not even the karate belts to sleep in could sell for our Tidge so thoughts and prayers are with her at this difficult time.
Our girl is looking pretty malnourished these days and the drinking is taking its toll. But her perfect smile and inkkredible collab are saving the day. The teeth bleaching is sure to fulfill her nutritional needs washed down with plenty of booze.
Life is generally just amaaaaaaszing for Tidge, despite last week filming herself crying in bed. Wonderful things are coming. Maybe styling longewear with karate belts? How to style your outfit for day trips to the High Court as surely you’ll be seen on the news?
Tidge has taken up skipping and cutting booze to weekends only. An admission it was weekday drinking alone.
There was a trip to the cinema with a “friend” she hadn’t seen in ages… an ideal location not to have to listen to the antics of someone on the run.
Plenty of omg my fake hair is so magnificent and fake designer bags on show along with poor quality massively oversized coats. Unless you’re swamped in a completely massive size 14 when you’re a tiny shapeless size 8 maximum, like what’s the point?
we await with so much excitement the High Court Chronicles for the little man.
9 how orrrr you alls 
