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Hair: €1,000
Jewelry: €800
Make up: €300
Baby Botox: €400
Filter stopping halfway down your neck revealing your true age: Priceless

Her stories today, I'm honestly astounded at how (I hate using this word) stupid she is. I know that seems really mean and I'm not exactly Doogie Howser myself but she has just said that because she's a content creator herself that she doesn't follow other people.
The self same imbecile tells us all on the daily that it's so important to support and share and like etc. So she only likes when it's one way so?! It's only cool if other content creators are sharing her shitty jammies but don't expect the same support from her. She can't be for real, surely?!

And we only see a snapshot of her day? We have seen her lying prostrate in the bed when she wakes, we've seen her brushing her teeth, we've seen her kids coming into her, we've seen her coffee, we've seen her making pre-mixed pancakes in a stand mixer , we've seen her dropping/collecting her kids, we've seen her food shopping, we've seen her doing housework *puffs out air, we've seen her at work, we've seen her "making" dinner, we've seen her second borns (Azhar's 6th) having a tantrum, her first borns (Azhar's 5th) underpants in his cupboard, we've seen her oiling herself up like a Christmas turkey being basted, we've seen her at the dentist, we've seen her boyfriend rubbing his mothers feet, we've seen Mama June out for dinner with her but she put music over the Tullamore accent, we've seen her drinking outside with her neighbours and going back to bed etc etc etc..........

But guys, it's just a snapshot, ye have NO idea what's going on in my life.

I’ve never known anyone past the age of sixteen to write ‘mine’ over their boyfriends face and post it on a social media platform… bizarre carry on for a woman in her 40s

Napamermaid said:

That should have read " at AN affirdable price ".
How can such a lady boamss business woman lwt herself down so much. Shes illiterate

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I think it’s a really cheap shot when bloggers trot out the mental health card as a response to people seeing through their bullshit. It’s classic bullying tactics -if you don’t enable me to get away with being a lying, narcissistic, freebie-grabbing, attention seeking, rampant egotist I’ll play the victim and pull the mental health card. It’s a lazy attempt at manipulation and a complete insult to people who struggle with real mental health problems and it needs to stop.

Note to Melissa and every other shady Insta-operator out there: You might have some naive, gullible young girls hoodwinked with your facade but many of us adult, grown women see you and know your game. Don’t be a negative person and nobody will speak negatively of you. You reap what you sow!

I can't stop laughing, from todays photos it appears she's hiding in various corners of the squat taking pictures from behind plants and trees. Fucking mad bitch

I hate the fact that being from a council estate is seen as rough. Some of the biggest scummers I know come from a very wealthy spoilt background.

Melissa is a mess but pleases ease off on the latent snobbery.

She really needs to take it down a notch, lower her prices, stop with the "premium" shit and get them into somewhere less pretentious than Harvey Nichols and have a slice of humble pie while she's at it. She's not relatable to the vast majority of her "viewers". Even calling anyone that follows her viewers is quite insulting in my humble opinion.
Nobody is obliged to like or comment on anyone's grid. And if your stories are public then they are open for anyone to look at them. I would hate to be this dependant on validation from total strangers.
And what constitutes as an Irish business these days? Getting a load of robes from China or Asia shipped over to Ireland doesnt really count in my book!!

A celebrity was due to arrive at the hotel

Still melissa mills not bari

Melissa Melissa Melissa sweetie darling, maybe if your boyfriend didn't have over 100 people praying in the Mosque during level 5 lockdown then these mums would be able to have their partners with them (look closer to home b4 u start blaming others) #twat

She also put up a completely tone deaf story of her and Verucca singing in the car on school run but it's gone now. Tasteless. Take a fucking day off Insta for Ashling ye bitches and hang your heads in shame especially being from Tullamore. The whole town grieving as is the country for the loss of this lovely young girl.

Gas craic!

'Ask for Richard?'...for what?
It's a restaurant in a shopping centre...?



Hi Richard, can I order the seafood pasta.

How do you think that his sons feel when she puts up that she is with azhar 27 years when his eldest is not even 27 how about his real wife what she feels seeing that . The phrase be kind goes both ways and melissa has never been kind to anyone

The comment (To Hana) on her post saying “I hope you are having a lovely time with your mum, dad and brother”
Mel replies “Hi, I’m not with my mum dad and brother”

Remember her sneers of disgust at a child selling sweets in her not-forever-home-estate because he wanted to earn money for an iPad? She's a cheeky wagon selling "well worn" runners for 40 euro.

I don’t know about you lot, but I usually wear my husband to bed, not a robe. If things go well, there’s usually no need for a robe...
He is a sexy bastard, to be fair.

They all see the value in mourn porn these days. Someone who is truly devastated wouldn’t even pick up the phone to look at Instagram

"we might be slightly behind on our delay"

"lovely rouged detail"

"definitely doesn't go without saying"

This from someone whose first language is English, she lets herself down when she opens her mouth. The Chanel wine will be "down the hatchet" tonight to celebrate.