The Foz

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Come and buy my premium tat, styling’ in the High Court is where it’s at.
 
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Polkadotz

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Maybe she should start flogging scents. I have ideas for her

Skank. By melissa

A whiff of the four courts. By Melissa

Night escape (pronounced ess cap ay like dory) by Melissa

Surprise rolexes. By Melissa

Eau de constant hangover. By Melissa

Imaginary wedding ring. By Melissa.

They're never ending
 
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Tatlin

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Definitely looks like a hotel room to me...
Tidge living the love/hate life and she not even azhar wife 😂
 
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Foggy

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Gals, I haven't been on this thread as tignam blocked me months ago for watching her stories but not following. I arrived kildare village an hour ago. I was parked up sorting kids/buggies etc and who only comes up to car right beside me but the family of 4. All arguing. She was shouting at hannah to get in car. Tignam trying to shove her in, kid said "don't push me". Then the husband said "don't push my girl". She was shouting at all them to get in the car quick. I kept staring 🤣🤣 she was furious in general.
 
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Peonyrose

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Recap: Tigs still can’t spell, uses big words that she doesn’t understand incorrectly in sentences. Is still insisting she is really married but cannot prove it. Has decided to protect her children’s privacy all of a sudden, due to meanies on the net calling out her shameful invasion of their privacy, goes on a rant once a month about Tattlers, even though she doesn’t care about them, no siree, calls people on forums trolls as she doesn’t know what a troll is.
Is still knocking about a dead office, insisting that her ‘business’ of selling cheap dressing gowns from China at a huge mark up to morons is booming, claims she doesn’t know how she does it all after a 2 hour workday and a 5 hour self care session.
Claims she’s an inKredible cook as all she does is open takeaway boxes AND finally, still cannot grasp the concept of Ramadam being a fast from SUNRISE to SUNDOWN. She calls it sundown to sunset, even though she has a Muslim boyfriend. The end😄
 
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Ingognito.Queen

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She should check the packet from the prawns. They are likely from Thailand. But she won’t run back to Dunnes with them cos prawns are posh.

And smoked salmon probably from Norway..... shocking.....who knew?
Is she for real?! - 'why is chicken being imported from China when we can have Irish chicken???'

Why does Azhar import clothing from overseas, when he could sell Irish clothing?
Why does she sell robes from overseas, when she could sell robes made from fabric made in Ireland ?
Why does she wear hair extensions made from hair likely from women from an impoverished country when she could just wear her own natural Irish hair?
Why does she buy clothes in Zara, H&M and Bershka for her and the kids when she could wear Irish clothing instead?
Why does she own Ipads made in China/Vietnam?
Where do the lemons for her 'special' drinks come from?
Where are her 'staff' from?
Where does the food produce from M&S come from?
Where are her fake designer bags from?
Where are the staff from Dunne & Crecenzi from?

I'm so glad that Mel is such a modern and empowering Irish hero for us all to look up to.
 
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SunsOutHunsOut

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Does anyone genuinely think she went back to Dunnes and spoke to the manager? Shes a complete spoofer. Melly the ‘buy Irish’ warrior - get off the stage 🫡
I just don't know how the conversation would have gone.

Tidge: I'm here to return this chicken please
Poor fucker in Dunnes: what's wrong with it?
Tidge: It's from China, like I know it's Halal for my first born and my small boyfriend, subsequently my second born only eats noodles floating in water with brocolli...... but it's from China, this chicken is Chinese!!!!
Poor fucker in Dunnes: Did you not read the packaging, the front of it actually says Chinese Chicken?
Tidge: *awkward adjusting of baseball hat* Can you tell me where the wine aisle is please? Subsequently.

Nope, didn't happen. Nobody was flabbergasted.
 
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