Juggling everything, ploughing on, I do everything "in terms of the kids dropping and collecting". Ah stop now, she's trolling us. She's hardly doing an 8 hour cleaning shift in a factory or stripping beds in a hotel. Fucking eejit is infuriating.
She's panned out on the couch in the flat, supping Baileys and stuffing chocolate in her massive gob and sharing that she's watching Naked Attraction. Maybe put the oily legs away and share the phenomenal Vicky Phelan who was on the Late Late last night that the whole country was watching. A woman who our Tidge could learn a thing or two from. A woman with grace, dignity, humour, integrity - look them up in the dictionary there Melissa. Ugh, can we just shoot social media influencers into space now please?