New thread title courtesy of @Galorious
Old thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-249-the-only-thing-in-that-house-that-has-a-20-min-limit-is-parenting.52762/
Congrats to @Littlemuv1 for the thread title and to @EthelMay for suggesting it.
Recap:
Epcot: Tim bitches about what he considers an overuse of CGI on the Soarin’ update. I am certain he wishes he could use CGI in own his life to replenish his hair and straighten out his wonky tits, and...
New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl
Old thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-247-once-again-oliver-gets-the-short-end-of-the-churro.52621/
New thread title courtesy of @mjm9 with an assist from @Orangebird
Old thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-246-i-dont-think-were-the-most-exciting-vloggers-in-the-world.52553/
Thread title Courtesy of @Mopsy75
Old thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-244-its-a-tree-house-jennifer-that-is-why-its-off-the-ground.52386/
Congrats to @Grilled_Cheese and @court2022 for the thread title.
Recap:
The Trackers are assholes.
Previous thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-243-y-do-u-do-dat.52284/
Congrats to group project winners: @trouble843 @Quasimodo and @merann109 for the thread title.
Oliver had an unsurprisingly lame birthday, consisting of a few Pokemon presents, a cupcake and a full diaper. They took him to visit to a cat café where they most likely would have come home with a...
New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl (hopefully the a-hole will be ok)
Old thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-241-omg-budley-loves-pokemongo-so-dim-flew-to-l-a-to-play-without-him.52079/
New thread title courtesy of @Dont Call Them Creators
Old thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-240-someone-get-bluey-a-restraining-order-already.51980/
Congrats to @And Now It's Time to Splu for the thread title.
Short recap:
The Trackers somehow survived the Big Freeze of 2026 and their wealth and hellness journey (tm Quasi) continues speculation on whether Jen is actually on a GLP-1 or she just cut out the booze or is just skipping the...
New thread courtesy of @court2022
old thread here
https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-238-we-cant-say-we-hate-the-ship-so-well-say-we-have-anxiety-now.51812/
Congrats again to @Snippysnips for the thread title.
Short recap:
The Trackers, along with their entourage of Jen’s stripper sister sitter and Tim’s work wives*, embark on their very first ever Royal Caribbean cruise, #hosted by Be Our Guest Vacations.
*There is an additional gal in their...
Congratulations to @Snippysnips and @Quasimodo and @Iwantallthetea for the latest thread title.
Short Recap:
The Trackers are still grieving Adam the Woo’s death, so they are still taking time off from posting vids. They have only posted five (+one live show) in the first 13 days of 2026...
Congrats to @And Now It's Time to Splu for the latest thread title.
Short Recap:
Adam the Woo's untimely death was a Christmas miracle that saved the Trackers from financial ruin by bumping up their dismal December views up a bit.
Long Recap:
Lots of discussion about the Woo death and the...
Congrats to @Orangebird for the thread title!
Short recap:
Adam the Woo passed away due to an apparent heart attack while many a Tattler’s access to the Trackers' Instagram passed away due to an apparent gung-ho newbie employee attack.
Long recap:
The Trackers took their last cruise of the...
Congrats to @xmasbdaygirl and @airbusA330 for the thread title.
Short recap: Continued discussion about their Patreon scam and their latest family cruise aboard the Destiny.
Long recap: The previous thread went by so fast that I am going to take a page out of Jen’s book and say that I was...
Congratulations to @Foust for the thread title, with inspiration from @And Now It's Time to Splu.
Short recap:
PATREON, BAYBEEEEE!
Long Recap:
A couple more Destiny Tim media cruises. Tim does an adequate-ish job with these. He buddies up with Molly and Alan a lot and now we know why...
Congratulations to @TawdryT for the latest thread title.
Short recap:
Cruise week. Tim was #hosted for the second Destiny media preview and then a day later the whole family (including sister-sitter) embarked on the maiden voyage. Jen declared that there would be quite a lull in video...
Congratulations to @court2022 (with credit to @tallnstinky) for the thread title.
Short recap: The debate continues over Jen’s possible GLP-1 use and weight loss or if it’s all just filtering and photoshop magic.
Long recap:
Home vlog: A family trip to Target becomes an opportunity to rack...
Congratulations to @And Now It's Time to Splu for the winning thread title.
Honorable Mention to @Eclecticjester for their suggestion “The Tim Tracker #229 - Tattle Users currently putting in more effort to keep the channel alive than they do” which came in a very close second.
Short recap...
Congratulations to @mjm9 for the thread title!
Recap. The Trackers sailed the high seas yet again on a mostly rinse and repeat cruise. It was so boring I can't even remember any highlights. Eating, complaining, more eating, more complaining. You know, the usual. Jen did seem to be able to...
Congrats to @Iwantallthetea for the thread title. With a special shout out to this guy who inspired it.
Picking up from the last thread, Jen dropped the first installment of their latest cruise, this time a Halloween on the High Seas sailing. It's the routine rinse and repeat vlog, with a...
Congrats to @mjm9 for the thread title. As far as recapping, I think the title says it all. They've done very little and it's all been boring.
Tim was #hosted by Universal in Las Vegas and then he went to Universal Hollywood HHN which he complained about, naturally. Jen cooked some squash.