Thetimtracker Gossip Forum

Congrats to @Forest and @Littlemuv1 for the thread title. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-261-i-want-to-be-where-my-children-arent.53662/ Recap: New York day 2: Jen came to NYC to do three things: see Paranormal Activity, get their auras read at Chelsea Market...

Congrats to @Foust and @ETsMomma for the latest thread title. previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-260-look-at-all-that-nothing.53578/ recap: Epic Universal Nights: What now seems to be the norm for any of their after-hour events, Tim and Jen declare grandiose plans to...

Congrats to @ETsMomma and @xmasbdaygirl for the thread title. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-259-hey-patrons-i-have-a-secret-they-dont-like-disney-very-much.53470/ Recap: Fat Ones: Tim and Jen head to the media preview of Fat Ones and due to Tim’s self-imposed...

Congrats to @Dont Call Them Creators and @cavamom for the thread title. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-258-we-miss-fat-jenn.53378/ Recap: HHN: I have lost count many times they have gone to HHN already this year and the content from all the vids is just...

Congrats to @airbusA330 and @xmasbdaygirl for the thread title! Previous thread recap: D23: Jen finally gets around to posting the D23 vids, about a week after the event, and the low views confirm that no one cares about Tim going to D23 other than the loyal Stans. It ended up just a lot of...

Another group project thread title! Congrats to @Cold&Bitter for suggesting the title with inspiration from @airbusA330 and @And Now It's Time to Splu. Recap: We start off with the continuation of the Alaska cruise and it’s obviously a disaster because she packed it all into only three vids. A...

We had a tie for the thread title so I took a page out of Jen's book and just mashed them together like her nonsensical vid titles. So congrats to @Galorious and to @airbusA330! Oh, and @airbusA330 is in London so I guess I should also be more Jen-ful and try to be stereotypical and instead of...

Congrats to @Iwantallthetea and @ETsMomma for the thread title! Previous thread recap: I apologize that the recaps are such a mishmash but with the inconsistent video posting mixed in with overlapping IG posts it just seems incoherent. We will start with Alaska I guess. Courtney posted a...

New thread title courtesy of @eatcherheartout Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-253-i-fought-a-3-year-old-and-i-won.52981/

Congrats to @bumpire for the thread title. Universal Texas: Jen posts the vid from their theme park day and it’s a complete shit show. The editing is all out of whack. Jen got some troll makeup at some point in the day and it appears and disappears repeatedly throughout the vid. There is a...

Congrats to @Quasimodo for the thread title! Previous thread recap: Costa Rica: ¡Ay, caramba!, as Jen would probably have stereotypically said if she went on this trip. Alas, she didn’t go and she is apparently as bored with the trip as we (and their viewers) are so she crams the last two...

New thread title courtesy of @And Now It's Time to Splu Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-250-tell-me-lies.52808/

New thread title courtesy of @Galorious Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-249-the-only-thing-in-that-house-that-has-a-20-min-limit-is-parenting.52762/

Congrats to @Littlemuv1 for the thread title and to @EthelMay for suggesting it. Recap: Epcot: Tim bitches about what he considers an overuse of CGI on the Soarin’ update. I am certain he wishes he could use CGI in own his life to replenish his hair and straighten out his wonky tits, and...

New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-247-once-again-oliver-gets-the-short-end-of-the-churro.52621/

New thread title courtesy of @mjm9 with an assist from @Orangebird Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-246-i-dont-think-were-the-most-exciting-vloggers-in-the-world.52553/

New thread courtesy is @BoPeeps78 Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-245-the-camera-is-not-your-therapy-session.52489/

Thread title Courtesy of @Mopsy75 Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-244-its-a-tree-house-jennifer-that-is-why-its-off-the-ground.52386/

Congrats to @Grilled_Cheese and @court2022 for the thread title. Recap: The Trackers are assholes. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-243-y-do-u-do-dat.52284/

Congrats to group project winners: @trouble843 @Quasimodo and @merann109 for the thread title. Oliver had an unsurprisingly lame birthday, consisting of a few Pokemon presents, a cupcake and a full diaper. They took him to visit to a cat café where they most likely would have come home with a...

New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl (hopefully the a-hole will be ok) Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-241-omg-budley-loves-pokemongo-so-dim-flew-to-l-a-to-play-without-him.52079/

New thread title courtesy of @Dont Call Them Creators Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-240-someone-get-bluey-a-restraining-order-already.51980/

Congrats to @And Now It's Time to Splu for the thread title. Short recap: The Trackers somehow survived the Big Freeze of 2026 and their wealth and hellness journey (tm Quasi) continues speculation on whether Jen is actually on a GLP-1 or she just cut out the booze or is just skipping the...

New thread courtesy of @court2022 old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-238-we-cant-say-we-hate-the-ship-so-well-say-we-have-anxiety-now.51812/

Congrats again to @Snippysnips for the thread title. Short recap: The Trackers, along with their entourage of Jen’s stripper sister sitter and Tim’s work wives*, embark on their very first ever Royal Caribbean cruise, #hosted by Be Our Guest Vacations. *There is an additional gal in their...