The Tim Tracker #247 Once again, Oliver gets the short end of the churro

[Iwantallthetea]

New thread title courtesy of @mjm9 with an assist from @Orangebird

Old thread here:

The Tim Tracker #246 I don't think we're the most exciting vloggers in the world

New thread courtesy is @BoPeeps78 Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-245-the-camera-is-not-your-therapy-session.52489/

tattle.life

 

[eatcherheartout]

This is the picture posted at the juice bar (it was posted at the very end of the last thread)

You can’t tell where Jenn’s breasts end and her stomach begins. She needs a supportive bra. If she doesn’t want one for whatever reason she needs to stop taking these full body photos at an unflattering angle.

 

[ETsMomma]

she posted a video of her empty plate and said they were meeting a friend for coffee so she "got her wish twice today" and Tim looked so unbothered when she asked him about his stuff.

 

[bumpire]

This is the picture posted at the juice bar (it was posted at the very end of the last thread)

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You can’t tell where Jenn’s breasts end and her stomach begins. She needs a supportive bra. If she doesn’t want one for whatever reason she needs to stop taking these full body photos at an unflattering angle.

Is Dim using beauty filters now too?

 

[S. McQueen Light]

Waiting for the panic spree of uploads soon from TTT, LLC. We ate 1/3 through the month with 1.7 million views. Chances are they will rally or get one couple of uploads that fairly easily cross the 100k views and his 2 million views. Still, maybe the affiliate links and the Patreon make up for the income loss from lower views but this has got to be concerning.

 

[ETsMomma]

Is Dim using beauty filters now too?

Like I said on the last thread when I uploaded the screen shot, he managed to not look haggard, which is a shock for him. He's been on the rough side for quite some time.

 

[BobbyC83]

This is the picture posted at the juice bar (it was posted at the very end of the last thread)

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You can’t tell where Jenn’s breasts end and her stomach begins. She needs a supportive bra. If she doesn’t want one for whatever reason she needs to stop taking these full body photos at an unflattering angle.

Those pictures are 100% edited. Dim NEVER smiles like that and she edited his teeth. Obviously her photos are always edited. Not sure why she removes her boobs though...

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Tim the Theme Park Expert doesn't know LL replaced early entry for hotel guests (on Jan. 1 ... Five months ago).

Tim also hates Disneyland with its small castle and people walking inferiorly to people walking at Disney World.

Tim is in the park on a huge vlogging day when Galaxy's Edge added the original trilogy, but doesn't go there and doesn't even mention it. Did he know it was a thing? Probably not.

Tim also still doesn't go see the Walt animatronic show (which is amazing, BTW).

They dismissed this trip as "so short" and thus not long enough to do more than they did. But they had two full park days. There is no reason to spend less than 12 hours in the park if you are flying cross country to spend 2 1/2 days at Disneyland. They basically did no rides outside of Fantasyland.

My entire trip to Disneyland over the same days cost less than what they spent on airfare and I actually enjoyed myself. But please, keep hawking for Be Our Guest Vacations and telling us it was the Best Day Ever.

 

[MommaSis]

Tim the Theme Park Expert doesn't know LL replaced early entry for hotel guests (on Jan. 1 ... Five months ago).

Tim also hates Disneyland with its small castle and people walking inferiorly to people walking at Disney World.

Tim is in the park on a huge vlogging day when Galaxy's Edge added the original trilogy, but doesn't go there and doesn't even mention it. Did he know it was a thing? Probably not.

Tim also still doesn't go see the Walt animatronic show (which is amazing, BTW).

They dismissed this trip as "so short" and thus not long enough to do more than they did. But they had two full park days. There is no reason to spend less than 12 hours in the park if you are flying cross country to spend 2 1/2 days at Disneyland. They basically did no rides outside of Fantasyland.

My entire trip to Disneyland over the same days cost less than what they spent on airfare and I actually enjoyed myself. But please, keep hawking for Be Our Guest Vacations and telling us it was the Best Day Ever.

Tim can’t keep up with changes at WDW, no way he knows about changes at DL

 

[bumpire]

Like I said on the last thread when I uploaded the screen shot, he managed to not look haggard, which is a shock for him. He's been on the rough side for quite some time.

Never forget

 

[ETsMomma]

Those pictures are 100% edited. Dim NEVER smiles like that and she edited his teeth. Obviously her photos are always edited. Not sure why she removes her boobs though...

Right the main reason it could even pass for decent is cause its not his "open wide and show me your tonsil stones" smile.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Proof they did literally nothing in the last week.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Proof they did literally nothing in the last week.

Oh wow so I guess they really are skipping day two. I'm bored so will watch this tit

She is dressed like a drunk twin engineer again.

They have a stroller in it. I bet you can guess who is in it and who is not.

Ritual another health journey sponsor. And Jeblnblob can't handle sweet in the morning. Okay Coffee tubes. And she is talking like protein like Cartman did on South Park when he took Wright Gain 4000. Also she is wearing her crappy pajama top during the ad that she wore with her clown curd pants in DL. Albeit her hair looks a little better and they are clearly using some filter in her skin.

Dim is dimsplaining birds

 

[ETsMomma]

Went to a baby shower for a bird but cant take your kids to swim lessons, the park, or Disney World.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Clearly Dim has been reading here since he is talking sloths. Hi Dim, I didn't know you could read.

Lots of Dimsplaining and golden child cameos. Only have showed O maybe twice so far. The egg donor has made herself scarce at the bird zoo. Something is up.

 

[ETsMomma]

He's definitely lost weight, in my opinion.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Oh and outright insults Oliver's charm while calling the golden child's intricate. I hate him. Dim that is.

Then ask Ollie what flavor his snowcone is and tells him he's wrong and immediately corrected him. I hope he gets mustard all over himself. What a douche.

And now their home post dumb nap and she's claiming he's getting his twenty minute screen play while Dim and Dimsplain JR (because I have noticed Budley has started copying his idiot dad on correcting people) are playing together and she is bemoaning about no plans for mother's Day and having to watch the second kid.

Ugh awkward kiss alert. The witch got headphones so he can if ore he family more and she is clearly annoyed about having to go to Dim's parents house and refuses to go anywhere else and makes rubber meat sandwiches. And she is annoyed there was no nap that day and she missed having hibachi.

And how can you be forty-two and not know how to separate bleeping eggs. Also doesn't like the directions on the box so decided to fail at winging it. Dim is dimsplaining what she is doing wrong during that. He is such an ass. Though her ramen looks terrible.

witching about getting hit by mosquitoes in Florida.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Who doesn’t want this woman to be their spokesperson?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Someone called Jenn the goat in the comments. The goat at what failing at life? The woman can't even cook bleeping ramen.

And apparently the ramen gave her a bellyache because she didn't cook the egg right. Or I don't know didn't follow the directions at all. But apparently she tit her pants afterwards.

Dim tried to say no one people their pants when they talk about shitting their pants. Then what does it mean Dim?

And quai indirect mention of dead mom right before the end. It's like a hidden dead mom.

TTT 248: The family motto is we poop our pants

 

[ETsMomma]

Just accept that you can't cook worth tit and move on. Aren't you "set for life"? Hire a chef. Or just tack it on to Tim's ever growing list of tit he has to do cause you're too incompetent to do it yourself.