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Saddest thing of all is that she already has a little boy who doesn’t want to be a big grown up boy, he wants to enjoy being little and snuggled by his mum and playing with cuddly toys. But will she buy them for him? Nope, she doesn’t. She puts him in black trackies from the supermarket and directs him to screens and football under the care of his big brother.

Poor wee Jackson. The baby that never got to be the baby cos he was eclipsed by a pregnancy, a wedding, and a baby girl.

But now she’s got delusions of instagram fame, she’s making do with a boy baby, and this one gets to be forced into being a bunny carrying baby so he stays little to keep her happy.

Chatterbox2412 said:

Plus who the hell takes one can of juice to a party - you would have at least taken a pack of 6 or picked up some nice alcohol free drinks/NoSecco - she’s a wee maggot

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Kaiden probably hasn't had the chance to do a big shop this year, he'll have been busy getting the decorations down and sorting stuff for going back to school. Was likely only the one can left in the house.

How has this pregnancy been 'brutal' exactly? She went abroad, went to the shops everyday, managed hair and nail appointments, numerous lunches out, even nights out, please can someone explain? She's fucking SAILED through it compared to some women I know!! That's enraged me.

Geee said:

So upsetting that nina had to start the day with a cake. I bet big Jim shagged their pals too.

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Might shag him again just to really set her off

just.here.for.the.tea said:

Any last minute new thread titles before this one gets locked? Most likes wins

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Social Mama is up the duff and moving to Killie, Kyle must be wishing he chopped off his Willy

I love doing a bit of callie-oakley when I'm pissed as much as the next person, but naming your weans after it is too much.

I follow both Aimee and her friend whose hen she went on last week (school friends, don’t ask). Her friend who is getting married had another hen tonight. So basically Aimee had the option of missing Jackson’s birthday or Callie’s, you can all guess who she chose!

Thread title suggestion: They finally got peace for an hour, just enough time to conceive Krieff Kilgour

"Your vibe attracts your tribe", that'll be why your only pal in the world is also a fat, lazy, dirty shite maw then?

Gooooooooood morrrrrrning tattle

Oh wait, morning? *looks at clock in shock* GOONESS! It’s after 12. Where has the day gone? Is it just me or

Anyway, oh wait this is going to cut me off.

Totally forgot what I was going to say there but just wanted to let all you Tricias know I agree that she is boring is it just me? Or?

Anyway, as I was saying. Just wondering if anyone else is feeling like... really hormonal? A few of my friends have been saying the same so I’m sure it’s not just me.

I’ve popped a poll below, let me know! The kids have made me lunch after getting themselves dressed and my neighbour cut my grass for me after making the kiddies breakfast, so I must dash!

tippingpoint said:

Aimee Kilgour
Annual turnover - 9 cookies and a bath bomb

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This has to be the next thread title

Why does this look like Callie

Aimee: I am so low on energy, I wish I’d been put on a drip to help me feel better and heartburn is keeping me up all night.
Also Aimee: loved my McDonalds dinner of chips, chicken nuggets, double cheeseburger and crispy chicken sandwich.

Aimee: I wish my kids were still young, I’m going to miss them when they grow up.
Also Aimee: what a pain that I actually had to come home with all 3 of my kids tonight instead of leaving them at my mums.

Ah saved Aimee the bother ah filming the day.


A day in Aimee’s life:
7am alarm:
7:30am alarm:
8am alarm:
8:30am alarm: Aimee wakes up, throws kids in the motor wae clais thrown at them. Weans change oan arrival at school.
9:30am: Aimee whips oot her phone tae dae her first whine ah the day. Ensure “compo” face photie is taken along with a woe is me caption.
9:45am: Aimee drives tae nearest shopping centre in order tae shovel food intae her gub and spend Kyles money.
11:00am: Aimee goes tae hairdressers where she will sit oan her erse for a number Ah hours. Several complaints regarding how uncomfortable she is will be made. Ensure stories are taken for Insta as she’s no paying for this appointment. Replies to 2 emails to confirm tae everyone she’s a “working mama”
13:30pm: Aimee leaves hairdressers and with nothing mair tae do, goes tae Greggs and buys 2 Yum Yums
13:45pm: Aimee sits in the school car park and shovels both Yum Yums in her mooth
15:00pm pick weans up and drive back to her maws hoose
15:15pm: goes tae her bedroom and watches Kardashian’s fae her bed whilst gran makes dinner and babysits the weans
17:30pm: films weans to prove she’s an involved parent.
18:30pm: Aimee goes tae bed. Make sure tae story whit a busy day she’s had and how unwell she is tae avoid
school run in the morning.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I absolutely HATE wee kids doing ‘peace and pout’ they don’t look cute, they look ridiculous!

I thought I'd throw together a very rubbish recap as no doubt Aimee has lots of new followers and now tattlers after her networking in London

- Aimee is still a manky bastard that has hair extensions and admitted that she hadn't washed her hair in a week
- Much to the dismay of tattlers, she's still trying and failing to make Callie happen
- She recently remembered that she has two sons and even took a pic of them, it was their first pic deemed "instaworthy"
- Her house is up for sale, not sold yet and they aren't living in it
- She is still living at the mother in laws during their renovations, even though she has a perfectly good house of her own lying empty.
- No one knows why she has moved out of her own house but we all suspect it's so she can have daytime naps, wear pjs all day, do even less than usual and still avoid the school run all while professing to be a stay at home mum. Taking that too fucking literally Shaimee, you're still allowed to leave your home for your kids
- Cupboard cunt has been upgraded to dick in a den (thanks to @Whats the 411 for the upgraded name) but no one has seen him for a while. Maybe grounded after breaking curfew seeing batman with his pals.
- Aimee let Ddug loose on her face. Big mistake. Word on the street is that Ddug is now offering a free tetanus with all aesthetics... it'll be needed
- The usual excellent tattle detective skills found out that Kyle's brother is currently in prison, but Aimee still managed to make that horrible time for everyone about her.
- Aimee went to London to outstay her welcome with moneymum who made it clear she couldn't be arsed with her... not as much as Mr Moneymum who was a meme waiting to happen
- Aimee stayed an extra day so she didnt miss out on a lunch with another random because it's not like she had any responsibilities to get home too
- She's still completely lost, playing at being an adult and missing the mark completely. Any sympathy previous had has long run out... like her favourite vanilla syrup that she refused to buy for herself because she's a selfish cow.

* doc martens under her wedding dress because she's not like other brides
* mentioning how glad she was that she waited to get married so she could have her special wee baby girls who just mean the world to her as part of her day
* big Shaun looking like someone's holding a gun to the back of his head and forcing him to go through with this
* aimee posting about how ange is her bEsT fRiEnD
* Kaiden and Jackson wearing an asda tracksuit with a football top because all the money went on a princess dress for callie
* aimee crying over missing her own wedding and sharing 101 pictures from her day with that dreadful dark hair
* aimee posting the day after saying 'sorry I've been quiet we just had the most amazing day yesterday'
* Kyle being caught in the back of a video wolfing down his meal because he's been deprived of any nutrients for so long
* 500 stories of callie on the dance floor and aimee tagging the venue hoping for a free stay
* a picture of 'the baby' sitting with a pint and aimee writing lolol before anyone reports me to social services we obviously didn't let him drink any

Howling at whoever said Kyle leaves because he's on call

I do more with my kids than the big breeding machine does and I don’t even have any

She's definitely trolling us. No one who has been up all night with acid reflux has a fucking croissant and Nutella for breakfast. Yeah Aimee, a fatty, sugary highly calorific breakfast is just what you need.
This lassie needs some fruit, veg and movement. I'd be amazed if she didn't have piles because I see not a single shred of nutritious food in anything she eats. Her shite must be like pebbles. You never ever see an apple, a yogurt, or even cereal it's all just continual junk food. And I am sorry, I don't care if it's a birthday, kids should not be starting the day with breakfasts like that. All that sugar is so bad for their brain function.

Gooooooooo morning my loveliiiiieeeeessss. How are we all today?

So sooooo sorry I’ve been MIA, I actually, can you believe it - I actually had a sip of mad dog 2021 or whatever it’s called and I just have been feeling a bit off ever since.

I was out with BEST FRIENDS FOREVER for a meal at the most AMAAAAAAZING place for dinner. So things got a little bitty wild.

Anyway - I don’t even drink.

So guys, some news. My neighbour and siblings had to stop feeding and walking the dogs and kids, so we thought we’d get rid of one.

Turns out that you’re supposed to look after kiddies until their 16 (Who knew? Poll below!) so it was easier just to get rid of Teddy. I THINK that was his name anyway. 1 down, 4 to go!

Thanks so much for all your DMs asking if I am ok *butters bread in kitchen, tucks boobs into jammies* - turns out SO many of you have been in this exact same position. But I spoke to the police just to check, and you definitely can get the kiddies out the house at 16.

I think that’s when they’ll get a national insurance number and can work. I wouldn’t know…

Anyway off to tidy Callies room, don’t worry guys - I will film it!!!