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I strongly believe there are some things in life that children should be protected from and Callie talking about Aimee “crying for long days after the other baby died” is one of them.

Chatterbox2412 said:

Oh Kyle - what’s going on here

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So aimee dresses like a bon marche casual window mannequin, has make up like she's about 60, and behaves like a 15 year old. While Kyle looks at least 45 and dresses like a wee ned from 2007 who think smoking and cycling around with no hands is as good as it gets.

Jackson’s first day of school, his special day and she posts a picture with the 3 of them and follows it up with stories of Callie talking shite. No mention of how handsome he is or how proud she is of him or if she’s thinking of him today. Such a big milestone and she can’t even make one little post all about him, Callie show as usual. Absolute arsehole

Imagine being 5 years old. In the last 18 months you've had a massively interrupted nursery experience; you've hardly been able to see your grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins etc; any semblance of a normal life for you has been turned upside down. Not only that but you've just started school (which you're struggling to deal with) and you've had your 5th birthday that your own mother didn't even stay at home for. However the next week your younger sister has a full on party when it's not even her birthday yet!

Now imagine being that 5 year old but you have difficulty communicating and expressing yourself. How do you convey that all that is too much for you? You see your sister always causing a fuss and crying to get her own way which always gets your mums attention. So what do you do, you copy her and lash out!!!! I'm 100% sure if that had been Callie it would have been a totally different situation.

That wee boy deserves so much more than that. I'm completely disgusted.

I feel like maybe she’s had problems with men hanging out the passengers side of their best friends ride trying to holler at her and that’s why she’s got the headgear

Right so which one of us Tricia's is starting the change org petition to ban Aimee from letting Callie screech "hewooo InStAaGaMmMm!" at the phone cause I canny take much more of it. She should do one of those parent/child questionnaires you see on Facebook.... Ask your child these questions and write down exactly what they say: Insta-maw edition
1) what is something mummy always says - "hello instagram and I just thought I'd pop on quickly!"
2) who is mummy's best friend - "ME ... and her phone"
3) what is something mummy always does - "lies in bed, has baths and buys me lots of toys while forgetting about my brothers"
4) what do you want to be when you grow up - "an influencer so I can get free cookies and a bath bomb!"
5) how old is mummy -"28 because last year's birthday doesnt count since Jackson dared to ruin it by being unwell and needing the hospital"
6) where do babies come from - "you manifest then just like mummy did with me!!!"
7) what's your favourite animal - "wait, where did teddy go?" *Awkward silence.
8) what time is bedtime - "for you, all day
For us whenever the sugar high is over and we crash out.
9) how much does it cost to buy a house - "about half the amount of daddy's money you've wasted on a junkies MLM course"
10) where's your favourite restaurant - "whatever one is going to #gift us a free meal this week!"
11) what does Mummy do when you are at nursery - "gets her nails done, her teeth done, some Botox, more fillers, talks to Instagram goes to home bargains and when she's not pulling in enough likes per post to get us invited to the opening of an envelope at silverburn she poses in her skuddies trying desperately to stay relevant and convince strangers on the internet she loves her rolls... Right are we finished now mummy cause I'm about to pish myself here since I quite fancy a wee splash in the bath!"

SoVeryKindlyGifted said:

Oh god, imagine "our Valentine baby..."

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Kupid Kilgour

The teachers and nursery teachers all follow me and think I'm a great mum teachers aren't allowed to follow mum's of the kids in their classes what a moron she is

Thanks to @soupmodel for our new title

Recap for those who are new to the life of our own social services mama.

On the last episode of Keeping up with the Killie Kilgours... the bebe made it's arrival.

Our favourite Onthank Shameless Mama has been a huge help in getting our full house on tattle bingo in record time!

Of all the available names in the world, the new little bundle of Kontent was called Oakley John Kilgour, affectionately known as Oaxster. Thankfully, he's a cutie so he'll be able to carry it off.

Shite Cart Lane managed to out ridiculous themselves with the most over the top balloon display for the fourth baby of the family. Take it in now Oakley as your mum will forget to get you balloons after your 1st birthday.

The instahun that is Shaimless made a reel of necessary items for birth... complete with sheet masks and an extension lead. No. Seriously. You couldn't make that up, even if you were on crack.

Poor Kaiden is already knackered from having to keep the house running.

Kyle was back at work by Day 4 because Shaimee is determined to kill the poor bugger and claim his life insurance.

Jackson (thread favourite) is still a wee soul that just needs a good cuddle, his dinosaur and a day out at Blairdrummond.

Callie is still the clearly favoured child that will no doubt retain that title given her mum's obvious gender disappointment with bebe 4.

Aimee still insists on looking like she gets her make up done in the embalming room of the funeral home.

Oh and she's going to a wedding with a week old bebe, purely to get her udders out to prove she's breast feeding.

My friend just sent me this, she couldn’t take it anymore

New baby bingo anybody?

Introducing baby in rainbow babygrow
Callie holding baby
Kyle carrying carseat out of maternity
Paper pants
Leaking boobs
My heart / so blessed
Callie with dolls / such an amazing big sis
Overwhelm, so tired
Takeaway giving me life
Tongue tie
Reflux
Milk supply
Which bottles should I buy guys #givemefreestuff
Hello Fresh so easy for Kyle Kaden busy new mums to cook
First pram walk (to end of driveway)
Oh my god you guys I NEED a bigger car
Mum coming to stay / mum commuting down the M77 daily
Morning school run woes
School pickup woes
Wee glow up making me feel sooooo much better you guys

If my pal said “You might have put on a bit of extra weight in 2020...” I’d fucking rag doll her

@uno momento ***** & @Tricia Doll
I’ve no idea who you both are but you are SPILLING the hot tea this evening & I am HERE for it

Tricias you will not believe this I am at the same damn resort as oor Aimless!!!!! Thank the lord above we are only here for a few more days!!! I want to know how a mum of 3 is finding the time to make reels when she is on holiday I have barely looked at my phone for the last 10 days because I am too busy enjoying my holiday!!!

Kome Bargains
Kilverburn
Ktack and Still
Krimark

New thread title suggestion - Aimee the houseguest from hell, new content coming live from Bar-L?

TT?….When it comes to the boys it’s cruel to be kind, but she’ll bend over backwards for wee Mastermind

"I promise I'll let you in soon" MATE we're currently watching you rock your day old baby in your bedroom. We're in!!! Omg get over yourself!!!!!! Bad enough someone who has done something to actually earn a fan base behaving like this but she's a lassie in fucking Kilmarnock who drags her weans up in front of a camera for the few Instagram followers who are actually interested (looking at you Debbie hen) My god. I'm stunned. I've said this so many times but she's outdone herself here

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Finally living in Onthank Castle, still not parenting her kids though that’s too much hassle.

I'm not a hateful person but I hate her!!!! She's a fucking boot!!!!
Aimee hen, your beautiful wee boy is acting up (not even sure she's telling the truth here btw) because he's had enough. He's had enough of being in the background while whiny wonka gets all the love and the fuss. Not to forget he has problems with his speech which, must be quite frustrating for him when he's trying to communicate, of course he's going to act up, everything is the Callie Show. She even got to join in with his speech therapy for fuck sake! He's just started school, you didn't even spend his birthday with him, Whiny Wonka gets a party/sleepover and there will be a further celebration on her actual birthday. He wants love and support. Poor wee thing just wants to be treated equally.
Can she really not see the issue? Is she that fucking stupid or is she a cruel bitch?