Blanche Hunt
Chatty Member
Ah ken it’s awfy early but ah cannae help masel
Thread suggestion: Thesocialmama.xo #18 ma neck, ma back, ah never get oot ma sack
Thread suggestion: Thesocialmama.xo #18 ma neck, ma back, ah never get oot ma sack
Had to use all my restraint to not reply on insta...
Since we know you read here Shaimee, here's a list of ideas for you hen
Ideas for 9 y/o?
- A day off from cooking the dinner for the kids
- Being listened to and not having his ideas sneered at
- A lock for his PS5 to stop his man child dad from stealing it
- Swimming lessons
Ideas for 6 y/o?
- The fucking dinosaur he asked for last year
- Getting to keep the animal wallpaper
- His day out to Blairdrummond
- The soft toy from IKEA
- Pony riding lesson
- A birthday celebration with his mum there and not on a hen weekend, or maybe one thrown by his mum and not her pal!
Ideas for a 5 y/o
- Girls trip to Paris
- Christmas shopping in New York
- New Build studio for dance routines
- IPhone for her own insta
Alternatively... fuck all because she gets spoiled all day every day!
Since we know you read here Shaimee, here's a list of ideas for you hen
Ideas for 9 y/o?
- A day off from cooking the dinner for the kids
- Being listened to and not having his ideas sneered at
- A lock for his PS5 to stop his man child dad from stealing it
- Swimming lessons
Ideas for 6 y/o?
- The fucking dinosaur he asked for last year
- Getting to keep the animal wallpaper
- His day out to Blairdrummond
- The soft toy from IKEA
- Pony riding lesson
- A birthday celebration with his mum there and not on a hen weekend, or maybe one thrown by his mum and not her pal!
Ideas for a 5 y/o
- Girls trip to Paris
- Christmas shopping in New York
- New Build studio for dance routines
- IPhone for her own insta
Alternatively... fuck all because she gets spoiled all day every day!
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Aimee's new house is such a dream, shame it's across the road from 'The Scheme'
glasgowgirl244
Active member
Bet she felt dead safe being out with Kyle.. all that practicing he does on call of duty he’s basically a trained killer ready for action
SoVeryKindlyGifted
Chatty Member
Those nips will be getting tuned to the moon tonight, he'll be picking up Clyde 1 
TalkOfTheGram
VIP Member
Flange. FUCKING FLANGE
. I cannot cope with you tricias. You lot crack me up. Can we have an "event" (as the Insta mum's like to call it) and all meet up, masquerade ball style so none of our identities are revealed.We can get aimee to organise it since she's done fuck all since the social mamas club died a death, and if Ddug ever returns she can go on the beg for some free food for us. Dress code, think along the lines of the famous purple jumpsuit, tents as dresses and if all else fails just turn up in some old scabby mismatched underwear
camel toe optional. I'll get the wee Insta photo booth props ready. Speech bubbles with "oh my gooooooness" "hewoooo instagwam" and "baybeh". Plenty of balloon arches round every door, a chocolate fountain, ring light and the centre piece for every table is a wee "fucking Chuckie" doll with a knife in one hand and holding the heed of Willie wonka in the other. Just for good measure and so Glasgow's own Ned's crew maw isn't left out and has to run to the local papers, were going to have our very own stiff as a board Star there providing spray tans and Arbonne fizz sticks and she'll also have slots for a "bouncy blow dry" and anything else she decides she wants to try her hand at for a week or two. Just ask and she can help you, she'll be the one there 'modelling' the wedding dress since pics/Vids from that shoot make the grid just about daily it seems. But I suppose when you're engaged on again off again on the regular this is a great way to drop hints to Pablo Escobar that you really would like a wedding sometime soon.It'll be a child free event in honour or Aimee and Ddug, cause we all know they would rather do things without their kids so I feel it's only right we do the same.
I suggest you book in with Ange to get your lashes done asap as the rest of us will be snapping up those appointments. Alcohol will be served since Ange can't make up her mind if she can be around it or not. If you have an Xbox please could you PM, trying to see if that will maybe life Kyle out from the cupboard and we can ask him what happened to all the overtime he was doing since it's never mentioned anymore yet Amy is still pissing money up the wall.
Snacks include wax melts so please be mindful if you have any allergies and bring your own food. If you're struggling for ideas message Aimee and ask what Kaiden feeds his siblings when she can't be arsed do get out of bed.
Please read the small print on the back of ticket as it is mandatory that the next day you post an insta V reality, grid V stories post so we all understand that you look different when you aren't done up.
Look forward to meeting you all and being hashtag kind!
bluebird-0123
VIP Member
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Since this baby wasn't pink n frilly poor Kyle's ready to snip off his Willy
Since this baby wasn't pink n frilly poor Kyle's ready to snip off his Willy
tippingpoint
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Aimee Kilgour
Annual turnover - 9 cookies and a bath bomb
Annual turnover - 9 cookies and a bath bomb
gotmycuppa
New member
Hi all, newbie here! 
so been reading here a while, but only joined tonight as I can’t take anymore of this ‘pathetic excuse’ of a mother any longer without commenting!
Where do I start with this absolute arsehole of a lassie!?!
Yes Aimee your an arsehole!
Your a disgrace as a mother!
Everything and I mean everything you do is for instagram purposes only, not for your family, you don’t think ‘that would be nice for the kids’ but ‘oh this would be amazing for ‘insta’ picture to post!
You think more of yourself and all your appointments than you do the welfare of your children or important events for your kids!
You could probably skip those hair and nail and beauty appointment though as they do fuckall for your age!
You do not have a job or work like you bang on about, and let’s face it, your ‘admin’ is fucking replying to DM’s to arrange free fucking ballons or cookie or gifts that your never support the companies back!
Lastly, I’m a mother of 5 treat all my children exactly the same, same decorations, same amount of money spent on the, same amount of love, all ‘the same’. It’s NOT hard! It’s what being a ‘good mother’ is. Clearly you never got that memo!
so been reading here a while, but only joined tonight as I can’t take anymore of this ‘pathetic excuse’ of a mother any longer without commenting!
Where do I start with this absolute arsehole of a lassie!?!
Yes Aimee your an arsehole!
Your a disgrace as a mother!
Everything and I mean everything you do is for instagram purposes only, not for your family, you don’t think ‘that would be nice for the kids’ but ‘oh this would be amazing for ‘insta’ picture to post!
You think more of yourself and all your appointments than you do the welfare of your children or important events for your kids!
You could probably skip those hair and nail and beauty appointment though as they do fuckall for your age!
You do not have a job or work like you bang on about, and let’s face it, your ‘admin’ is fucking replying to DM’s to arrange free fucking ballons or cookie or gifts that your never support the companies back!
Lastly, I’m a mother of 5 treat all my children exactly the same, same decorations, same amount of money spent on the, same amount of love, all ‘the same’. It’s NOT hard! It’s what being a ‘good mother’ is. Clearly you never got that memo!
Walnutss
VIP Member
I'm back Tricias 
As per no thread title suggestions so I mixed a few of the most liked posts
Since I'm halfway to being a social mama myself thought I'd recap the best maw tips we have learned from the clatty two.
Do not hang about with wummin who bath their kids ie abstar you just don't need that negativity in your life. Baths must only be took after ur child has pished oneself or the u are elbow deep in snotters
Your living room is your office whether ur a "beautician" or just a lazy influencer who works for a junkie. Don't bother cleaning it the piles of washing and dirt it will make it homely
Always be on the beg. From water to parties the less you pay for yourself the better. £45 for a dinosaur no chance the best you will get is a shit balloon display #gifted and an absent mother
A cold McDonald's will cure any childhood illness
Always favour nicola sturgeon I mean sorry callie. Least I know if I have a girl I need to buy a present everyday if I have a boy then its a fake strip and forgetting what time they get picked up at.
Tablecloths, tarpaulin and tents will double up as a lovely dress for your night out. Easy to remove for when u need to get your gunt/arse out on the gram in a moments notice
A manic look in your eye and a overdone brow is the secret to any selfie. The closer u can get the camera the better.
Special mention to @teagenie22 who sent the goon from Troon and the dilusional mermaid into hiding in spectacular fashion by admitting she had seen big Jim's little Jim. Sorry Maggie ul have to avoid the village Inn for a bit. Don't worry girls get shamie to fone the polis she's got them on speed dial
As per no thread title suggestions so I mixed a few of the most liked posts
Since I'm halfway to being a social mama myself thought I'd recap the best maw tips we have learned from the clatty two.
Do not hang about with wummin who bath their kids ie abstar you just don't need that negativity in your life. Baths must only be took after ur child has pished oneself or the u are elbow deep in snotters
Your living room is your office whether ur a "beautician" or just a lazy influencer who works for a junkie. Don't bother cleaning it the piles of washing and dirt it will make it homely
Always be on the beg. From water to parties the less you pay for yourself the better. £45 for a dinosaur no chance the best you will get is a shit balloon display #gifted and an absent mother
A cold McDonald's will cure any childhood illness
Always favour nicola sturgeon I mean sorry callie. Least I know if I have a girl I need to buy a present everyday if I have a boy then its a fake strip and forgetting what time they get picked up at.
Tablecloths, tarpaulin and tents will double up as a lovely dress for your night out. Easy to remove for when u need to get your gunt/arse out on the gram in a moments notice
A manic look in your eye and a overdone brow is the secret to any selfie. The closer u can get the camera the better.
Special mention to @teagenie22 who sent the goon from Troon and the dilusional mermaid into hiding in spectacular fashion by admitting she had seen big Jim's little Jim. Sorry Maggie ul have to avoid the village Inn for a bit. Don't worry girls get shamie to fone the polis she's got them on speed dial
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teagenie22
Active member
Well.
I clearly have too much time on my hands cos I’ve just flicked back to big bertha’s Instagram 2014 and absolutely shat my pants at the various photographs of her and her ‘papa bear’.
Sorry Maggie hen, but it would appear I have been one of those women he’s slept with
fuck my life
I clearly have too much time on my hands cos I’ve just flicked back to big bertha’s Instagram 2014 and absolutely shat my pants at the various photographs of her and her ‘papa bear’.
Sorry Maggie hen, but it would appear I have been one of those women he’s slept with
fuck my life
DeloresBawbag
VIP Member
Omg I called it!!!!
Maybe she read here and I inadvertently named the wean?
Top Tricia activity!
Maybe she read here and I inadvertently named the wean?
Top Tricia activity!
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Fucking hell. Right Aimee, since you obviously read here and you seem to be fucking dense or wilfully ignorant, I'm going to try and break it down some more for you.
It's not about the party!!!
Who chooses to be away over their son's birthday weekend for a hen night? A shite maw.
Who chooses to not get the only thing their child has asked for despite having seemingly endless amounts of money for their own beauty treatments? A shite maw.
Who pays their phone more attention than their son? A shite maw.
Who very obviously plays favourites between their children? A shite maw.
Who forgets about their son's school settling days? A shite maw.
But don't worry Aimee, you keep laughing it off and lapping up all the fictitious comments that the school teachers and mums tell you saying that you're a great mum. Maybe one day, you can manifest yourself into a great mum. Until then, manifest yourself to fuck. Fucking shitemama.
Apologies... seem to have been slightly triggered by her insta today
It's not about the party!!!
Who chooses to be away over their son's birthday weekend for a hen night? A shite maw.
Who chooses to not get the only thing their child has asked for despite having seemingly endless amounts of money for their own beauty treatments? A shite maw.
Who pays their phone more attention than their son? A shite maw.
Who very obviously plays favourites between their children? A shite maw.
Who forgets about their son's school settling days? A shite maw.
But don't worry Aimee, you keep laughing it off and lapping up all the fictitious comments that the school teachers and mums tell you saying that you're a great mum. Maybe one day, you can manifest yourself into a great mum. Until then, manifest yourself to fuck. Fucking shitemama.
Apologies... seem to have been slightly triggered by her insta today
TalkOfTheGram
VIP Member
Im all for "Thesocialmama.xo #18 ma neck, ma back, ah never get oot ma sack' which was suuggested by Blanche a while ago
Yet again the main thing I neverunderstand about "influencers" Originally their big spiel was "Doing this means I can be at home and be with my kids and work whrn I like etc" It was always like they were ramming it down folk with a regular jobs throat that they weren't tied to a 9-5. All the BS "I never need to leave a sick kid to go to work or miss anything etc" Yet here is Aimee having to "work" on her holiday. I'm an accountant working 4 days a week - I've never had to work on my annual leave or holidays. Coincidentally I've never missed anything of my child eithet, because I *shock horror* plan in adavce, take annual leave, shift my working hours. I also get laid holidays, sick leave and a contribution to my pension. How bout you Aimee? And if they are sick, I stay home! I'd rather have my job than sell mine and my familys soul online for a free cookie or steak pie!
teagenie22
Active member
Listen if anyone is phoning the polis it’s me 
I have been robbed blind of my dignity
I have been robbed blind of my dignity