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Dan knows what hes doing telling Ella she’s so chilled every 5 mins… that’s all to keep her acting the way he wants her too. Shes so naive to him she actually thinks shes ‘the cool girl’ and that he likes her for that. I think he really does fancy her and prob always did but I think its more of a sexual thing for him and poss not long term

This is such devastating news for the academic world hope Oxford and Cambridge are ok x

Ktb said:

Boys on tour
What’s Lockie gone as?
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The fuck are those?
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He looks like Bruce jenner before he openly admitted he was transitioning.

Tifastrife said:

Wtf they wearing they look like shit avengers

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They really think they are the UKs Kardashsians

I absolutely believe Chloe Brockett.
When I was 18 years old at university (and a virgin!!!!) I had no idea I had the name of being a ‘sl@g’ because this random fella who was always so nice to me and used to always talk to me in lectures told EVERYONE we’d shagged. And even worse, one of his friends confirmed it.
I am a married mother in my 30s now and I will deny it to the day I die, me and that random fella from uni did NOT sleep together lol. It was about 2 years later before I was actually told the rumour by a new boyfriends friend. Couldn’t believe it.

Edited to add: Gatsby seems the kind of weasel to give it the big I am to the lads ‘ohh yeah we’re kissing. She’s keen. Bla bla bla’, when she’s probably swerved a kiss and ghosted him.

ChickenLicking said:

I think you're right. After reading that she had to break her own arm to get free it's going to be a long recovery. Her late Scottish nan was brilliant and so no-nonsense on TOWIE, it's a pity that she's no longer with us.

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No matter what anyone thinks about the situation, having to break your own arm to get out of a car crash when your boyfriend is dead is just unimaginably horrific. I really hope she’s doing ok.

‘What’s up you ill?’ .. ‘no I’m not fucking ill gem’

I don’t like Kate. How can you make being a step mum your whole personality

What does Kirk do nowadays? Remember all the gold digging girls going on dates with his dad

I’ve been rewatching old TOWIE and Tommy has always been a prick from day 1, even before he started making money. First couple of years he was with Georgia he’s constantly digging everyone out and being horrible for zero reason. I don’t know how he didn’t get beat up. He starts taking the piss out of Lockie’s Mercedes on one episode saying it was a shit spec or year and is laughing really loud in his face he’s a fucking weirdo. Lockie says he put his money into his restaurant instead of a car and he’s like ‘you don’t even own the restaurant’ and continues to laugh. Then on another episode he says to Arg about how he hasn’t got a girlfriend with a cinema room in her house. The guy is an idiot He comes off soooo angry and bitter to everyone. The way he went out of his way to hate Megan too and hated when anyone was nice to her. Even started being funny with Pete for dating her. The same with Amber. He’s a fucking weirdo. I’m convinced he’s got a little dick, he tries SO hard to compensate for something. He’s always the loudest in the room. The only person I notice he’s nice to and not threatened by is Gatsby. He never takes piss out of him when everyone else does and I think it’s cause Gatsby comes from money so he loves being associated with him and also isn’t really a threat to him as he’s not attractive etc so likes him to be around. Anyone who gets any sort of attention he hates.

FoxyBingo said:

They were. Mark treated her horrifically and they all condoned it.

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Yep. There’s an episode where Carol says she doesn’t blame mark for what he’s put lauren through but instead blames Lauren for being so weak and allowing it to happen ???? So tapped

I'm embarrassed for Frankie.

Snoopy_988 said:

Well we definitely have to just agree to disagree here as I'm not excusing why some well most actually dislike Chloe Sims as that is your own opinions even though I don't see Chloe S that malicious but she definitely has other issues.

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I felt like when Chloe Sims was swing Mario behind Lauren popes back and then she iced her out basically telling her she was stupid to care - that wasn’t very nice. Sleeping with Pete whilst Megan and him were on and off wasn’t nice, gaslighting her to think she was crazy to suspect anything. Telling Amber she’s dumb to expect loyalty from her just because they were friends before. She clearly chooses men over friends constantly and then plays victim.

Clelia is the worlds biggest bore

Chloe literally looks deformed and sadly her younger sisters are going the same way.
Pete the Lip Licker has redefined the word creepy. It’s now listed in the Oxford English Dictionary as meaning: haggard, chain smoking, greasy haired, man child ‘pirate’ next to a photo of him pouting at his own reflection.
I still can’t stop watching this trash. It’s vaguely addictive. I actually do like Amber though - she doesn’t pretend to be anything she’s not - and I cannot bear Chloe - so naturally I’m Team Turner.

God this send off for Olivia is a bit dramatic, no? SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE

Dollybird said:

Listen a lot can be achieved by a good barber /hair transplant and going the gym for a mans appearance lol my taste in men is dreadful but the Afghan hound long hair on him is not it

I do like a bad boy though lol

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I know Mike’s a drug dealer but you saying that reminded me of this Gogglebox moment

Ella’s eyebrows are so harsh. Look awful.

JawsofEssex said:

Inside scoop on Chloe Lewis from an ex producer. Chloe didn’t really want to be on TOWIE she turned us down four times over 3 years before her ex persuaded her to do it with him so he could get some exposure for his brand. They were together from age 16 years before Towie era & he wanted them to do his/her fashion designs together. She was one of the quiet personality types but always polite and down to earth with us. Pretty girl who always just wanted the nice family life

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I just couldn't understand what she was doing with the arsehole Jake - he is disgusting! Glad she got away from him eventually. Megan McKenna reminds me of a street fighter.

ETA - I know Elliott Wright isn't in the show anymore but could he make it any more obvious that the fire was an inside job?? Not only is he nearly back up and running, he's opening up a new restaurant sorry 'concept', on top of the old one. There is something very off about the whole situation. I hope he gets found out.

Why do you have to pose with pizza like this though?