TapToBoreMeRigid

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When I first read that this woman had been unsuccessfully trying to have a sprog "for ages", my heart went out to her. Then my brain clicked into place and I remembered she had Mick not so long ago, and the annexe lads. As someone who's tried unsuccessfully for a decade to get up the duff, I find her whining tone deaf.

I'm some sort of nut because I watch her affected whispering/it's-not-that-bright fake narrowed eyes for sincerity ALL while knowing it is going to fuck me off. Anyway I finally caved and stopped lurking around. My husband is going to be disown me 😂

I hope Piccalilli abhorrs anything overtly girly and, as soon as she is mobile, destroys the "feature wall".

I'm a class act, I know.
 
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Em_

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Thanks to @Pollyanna263 for the winning title.

Quick recap:
Skanky has decorated the nursery and claimed that the floor was paid for.
Leighton is on a 3 week holiday with his Dad, but the Skank said he’s only away for a week.
She took Mick Hucknall junior out to the pub at daft O’Clock in the evening
Zac is back from his Dad’s early.
Skanky cut a hole in a wall to fit in a chest of drawers.

Things to note:
This is not a rave thread and we don’t care about Hinch and any comparisons between her and Hinch.
She is not allowed to mention Harry
Joe wears his Dad’s wedding ring
Zac and Leighton are sleeping in the annexe which is a million miles away from the main house.
There is a wiki.
 
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dumdums83

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I’m sorry but he has definitely been attacked by one of the animals, he is a bully with them, and Stacey and joe do a piss poor job of teaching the feral child kindness to animals, we all called it months ago that something like this would happen and it clearly has as she’s not really saying much about how it happened and she’s always documenting shit on the gram. 🤯🤯🤯
 
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LauraC35

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Wow! These Instawankers don’t stop for anything do they? I used to think she was fairly harmless and quite sweet but over the past months she’s become as irritating as thrush! Today’s behaviour is appalling. I’ve had numerous stays in hospital with my kids and you need a distraction when they’re in theatre that’s for sure but to post and tag on Instagram is just an all time low. I can’t stand the “everyone’s asking” comment....they all do it even when nobody does. Making sure we see the bracelet and the initials again when she’s holding his hand. Absolute wrong’un 🙄
 
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Dont swipe up!

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Without sounding harsh but how about start a thread about dogs
It’s incredibly boring to read the debate of which is best adopt/or buy a dog
 
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DrMeredithGrey

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Is she actually complaining about a pap taking photos of her and selling them without her consent?
Coz, welcome to your kids lives hun 💁🏻‍♀️
 
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MyrtleRV

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Phone in drawer for a few days, guarantee it’ll be longer than a few days and then she’ll come back with “there’s someone we all want you to meet……”
I would literally sell everything I own for her to disappear for a week or two with not a squeak. Then, one day, quite out of the blue, she reappears, dressed all in black with a face like a smacked arse and Joe left awkwardly holding a baby, we get…

‘Sorry we’ve been away so long, it’s been a difficult time for us all, there’s someone that you should meet… this is Robert!’ 😭😢🤬😤

😂😂😂
 
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Asparagus123

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I think this is the only thread I’m on where things go off on such a wild tangent
How did seeing Joe’s Willy in a leotard moana themed outfit lead to fighting about Spain 🇪🇸
😂🤷‍♀️
 
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Tui

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Honestly the constant push back on this thread about Stacey is so wearing. If she was a single mother on a council estate letting her toddler run around on muddy ground without a coat or shoes in last nights dirty nappy she’d get pilloried. But cos it’s Stacey everyone’s got rose tinted spectacles about how barefoot is best 😂
All set up for the gram, hence why she’s running after him shouting his name in her vain attempt to catch up with him 🙄
 
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Stan

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View attachment 309483This is my first post so I dunno if I’ve done this right but... My god, every night. Every single fucking night. I genuinely feel so sorry for him... if this dickhead wasn’t ‘famous’ he would have been taken off her months ago. I couldn’t bare my baby falling asleep on a floor every night and finding it content worthy. Goodnight pickle should be in a clean warm bed.Fucking hell.
This is ridiculous. Children’s social care do not remove clean, clothed, healthy, cared for children from a parent because they fall asleep in inadequate places.
I don’t even follow this thread, don’t have much care for Stacey Solomon but had to comment I. The sheer ridiculous nature of this post
 
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Stacey made out that she changed her hair using a L’Oréal box dye. We know she said her hairdresser helped her, but there’s no way my hair would look like this if I did this at home using the products she used. And now she’s a paid ambassador. These brands love partnering up with fraudsters don’t they? Is nothing honest and transparent anymore?
 
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deelicious

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Oh guys my suggestion won 🥳 thank you to you all my extended family. I forgot I posted a thread suggestion, I forgot that I’m even a tattle member!

Hoo hoo silly me must be more organised and label the shit out of my daily life. Love you all to the moon and back xxxxx
 
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