Fellow Hammers, I’ve finally caught up on the drama that unfolded!
Just making sure you are all good? Paul is honestly so hamful to our mental health.
I know I’m late to the party but for the love of thinly slice ham, please don’t ever let gammon face Paul make you worried. If I got a shout out, I would feel like I have made it and would be a fucking hero in these streets for going HAAM on this n0nce.
Paul you fucking over ripened melon, you can have my name, full address, birthday, star sign, blood type, shoe size, my left tits name if you like, you’d probs want to finger blast my asshole you little weird geocaching spunk spaffer. Turn your comments on, on your lives and let me publicly do the honour of embarrassing you in front of your
yummy n0ncey mummies. Let’s get something straight, you literally hide behind your subscription only comments, block button and not forgetting the relentless ticking time bomb Tina. You sit there and act like your shit don’t stink, well I’ll tell you, your shit is the smelliest pile of shit we ever did smell. Turn the comments on and don’t block us, I will even take the pleasure of using my account for you because uh oh, you follow me 🥱 you naughty naughty. Like a sexy little episode of surprise, surprise and tonight I’m Cilla Black. Who would’ve thought it aye. Sit there like a smug twat thinking you’ve got one up on us for knowing our name.
you’ve managed to find out someone is a nurse, what do you want, a medal? Contact the NHS, a hunt them down. You fucking tool. Good luck.
You sit here and read a page full of people who have a strong dislike for you and you call us weird.
Take a close look at the people around you Pool, can you REALLY trust them?
for someone who doesn’t trust easily, you could’ve fooled me, hun.