LadyB65

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So one day after proclaiming he’s not back on TikTok, he’s back on TikTok dancing like a n0nc3 in a field. It’s too fucking early for this shit.
 
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4yogits

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One of his old videos 😭😭😭😭

In 2 years he’s gone from having Relationship, a child, then his own (actually quite nice) flat and a job to January 2023, no Job, no friends, no relationship, nowhere to live, not a single thing to call his own except a phone and some foisty hoodies, kicked out of an entire village by his family and being potentially in a Half Way House or Crisis Facility, putting aside the obvious wrongness of his life, essentially he’s ruined his own entire life and future for the sake of Tik Tok, he will end up an absolute down and out, no one will employ him, it would take 2 minutes online to realise he’s not worth the hassle, no landlord will want him as a Tennent as it will bring too much trouble and chaos to the Landlord’s property, he’s going to end up in a Tiny bedsit paying to stay each day he’s there if he’s lucky
 
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4yogits

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His video explaining how people have to communicate with him… why doesn’t he just turn the comments on his lives?
Could you imagine if he ever (unlikely) gets a job again

“Sure id love an interview, if you can ask me questions via WhatsApp and I’ll reply on my lives in Tik Tok”

“How would you deal with a challenging situation”

“Well, I would dance like a Teenager on TikTok, then make a really subtle burner account and defend my Grooming there”

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years”

“A windowless Hotel with a teenager”

“Why this particular company for your career”

“Well,Toys r Us and Early Learning Centre have closed”

“thanks for attending Paul”

“no problem, please send my outcome to Twitter, I will acknowledge receipt on Facebook, and tell you on Instagram when I’ll reply on Tik Tok, my reply will be interpretive dance, Hi”
 
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Jcocf5

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Can we start a book club but instead of books we will all meet once a week, sit in a circle, get drunk and read aloud every thread from the beginning ❤ although I don’t think any one of us would be able to get the words out in thread 60 because that for me personally was comedy gold at the highest degree
 
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Ah my god he was making fanny jokes in his insta live just now and a lass said she had an ‘inny not an outy’ referring to her flaps, and he responded with ‘nom nom nom’

so now I’m over here hoping and praying my next breath is my last cos’ I can’t handle this vile world anymore
 
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Deeznutslol

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Well what a night I’ve had to catch up 😂

On another note, I was telling people at work today about Pedalo Paul and conversation turned to how flat the back of his head is 😂 On an older thread, someone posted a pic of it?!? Is the OG poster still here and can you post it again if you still have it?
I’ve been giggling all day reliving the image 😂😂😂
Omg I think about this image daily, it haunts me too. @hskzhs15 thanks for this gem
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madwor1d

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Paul quote of the day - “What’s the sauce that comes with Eggs Benedict - is it salad cream”
 
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TrixieMattell

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Every time I close my eyes I have this voice pop in my head.

'who's 16?'

Hands thrust in pockets, so agreived he was. Little slender pepperami man
 
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NoImSpartacus

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She’s so vulnerable and scared I really hate this!

and Boo asking her on live “do you have anyone with you overnight” no “do you have any security where you live” no

what a stupid thing ask her whilst on live/to tell everyone
 
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madwor1d

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Can someone type that interaction up, please? I can't really make it out

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Girl - Can I ask why you think it’s alright to meet 19 year olds in hotel rooms?
Paul - :3
Girl - Why do you think it’s alright?
Paul - good to see you
Girl - You’re a grown man. You fucking weirdo.
 
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eggsandwiches

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No, no, no, guys. He’s a NICE guy!! He’s not a misogynist?? He’s a happy, positive, smiley, lovely, amazingly wonderful human being!!! You’ve got it all wrong. Tiktok is the problem! It’s full of negggggaaaativitititty.
 
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Bouquet23

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What a complete fuck up- now the slimey gammon thinks his behaviours are justifiable 😡. For fucks sake. This again heightens my absolute irritation at the performative virtue signalling that is rampant in social media. Why do these people think they know everything about everything. It’s Pathetic and I am fuming that the ginger pube thinks he is popular/right 😡😡😡
 
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