MrsShark

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THIS IS IT, LADIES. THIS IS ACTUALLY IT!

Pour yourselves a glass of lilt and have a slice of prosecco ham.
 
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hakunamatata11111

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I think we should just have a collection of Paul’s favourite nicknames for the next thread title.

Thread suggestion:

Beautybeyondthe_eye/Snapshoteye #38 Billy bear ham, see through sausage man, look out because Pool’s got a wegal woute plan!
 
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staygolden

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hamily, i was having a late night scroll and came across this 😳🙈 fan girl moment!

is it me? am i the new banksy? i don't think i'm the new banksy. maybe i am... am i the villain? i don't think i'm the villain

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EvilJigglypuff

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Right since everyone else wants to be absolutely foul today I’m joining in 😂

Imagine laying beneath Paul as he’s trying to thumb in a softie, and his skin flakes fall on your face
 
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boringbsh

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The posts from the other place have been deleted due to an ongoing police investigation around what happened and, from the looks of it, Paul. This is just awful.
 
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Boopsss

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Paul, here I have put together a small list of things you can do to show a patient you care without touching them physically, feel free to use it:
-remember how they like their tea or coffee
-ask about their family and events they have previously mentioned
-talk about their hobbies, what they did for work etc
-if you wanna go the extra mile, bring in a snack they've been missing since being in the care facility (it'll make their day) a dairy milk is usually the most popular
-put on their fave radio/music
-remember when their fave TV show is about to start and put it on for them
-make jokes and have a laugh
-greet them at the start of each shift and say goodbye when your shift ends

It doesn't take much and also doesn't require any touching whatsoever. I have done all of these and more with my patients and have had several thank you cards once they have been discharged. That's right, thank you cards, not police reports and complaints.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

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Quick poll time, if the Quirky stuff hadn’t happened, do you think Paul would still be too scared to show his face online again?

Because I do. Well done David.
 
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Anon22

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Ok. So he added my 17 year old daughter on Instagram. (Don't worry she is fully aware of his antics)

Things are about to get interesting.......
 
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madwor1d

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HES NEVER BEEN SENT A CHRISTMAS CARD BEFORE???
I remember at Primary school it was common to write out 30+ Christmas cards and give them out to the whole class.
So Pool has literally had no friends… SINCE PRIMARY. He’s so lonely, he has no friends.. and I’m ✨ here for it ✨
 
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Summernights

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Me and hubby had a big chat this morning over breakfast, he said that he’s really worried with how much of my time and focus this thread is taking up. He said it’s not normal to be this obsessed over someone on the internet that I don’t even know. He said none of you are my friends. Just let me finish packing his bags and I’ll catch up on the thread
 
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Paul's Rash

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I had to see this, so now do you. SORRY.
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He makes me fucking sick to my core.

99% sure last pic is what his cum face looks like.
 
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